Betsy DeVos Unveils Plan To Reopen Schools Safely “We’ll teach the kids at night when the virus is asleep”

Betsy DeVos says she has come up with a way to reopen the nation’s public schools while at the same time ensuring that the novel Coronavirus is not able to infect children who could pass it on to vulnerable relatives.

“All we need to do is make the school day a school night!”

DeVos said she came up with the idea when she realized that most Coronavirus infections occur during daylight when people are out and about.

“Then it dawned on me why that was – at night the virus was snoozing!”

DeVos has already informed Dr Fauci of her idea, who said it was the best suggestion he has heard from the Trump cabinet so far.

“Compared to drinking bleach, it’s a stroke of absolute genius.”

8 Comments on "Betsy DeVos Unveils Plan To Reopen Schools Safely “We’ll teach the kids at night when the virus is asleep”"

  1. This woman must not have kids and cares about no one else’s or the staff at the schools! This school thing is a bad idea for parents staff and most importantly the children There is not enough research on this virus to even say the children would be safe!!

  2. The person who said this is slander is, um…misinformed (giving him the benefit of the doubt). Parody is not defamatory.

  3. Just so you know, you are quoting a person saying things which can be used against you as slander!! We are posting this stuff thinking that these are real quotes, and you don’t have anything to say they are not!!

  4. Jennifer Mueller | July 13, 2020 at 3:44 pm | Reply

    She’s as dumb as a cottonmouth snake!

  5. Um, it’s a joke people, and not a very funny one at that. I guess the real stupid people are the ones who wrote it and those of you who thought it was real.

  6. For real? You are the Secretary of Education with no idea about education. Wow, that must have taken a lot of thought.

  7. You’ve gotta be kidding me!! Are they serving Stupid Juice in the White House??

  8. If stupid could fly she would be a jet.

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