Betsy DeVos says she has come up with a way to reopen the nation’s public schools while at the same time ensuring that the novel Coronavirus is not able to infect children who could pass it on to vulnerable relatives.
“All we need to do is make the school day a school night!”
DeVos said she came up with the idea when she realized that most Coronavirus infections occur during daylight when people are out and about.
“Then it dawned on me why that was – at night the virus was snoozing!”
DeVos has already informed Dr Fauci of her idea, who said it was the best suggestion he has heard from the Trump cabinet so far.
“Compared to drinking bleach, it’s a stroke of absolute genius.”