Department of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to embark of a drastic scaling back of public schooling, though she insists this is not about cutting costs or scaling back government.
“I’m worried the students’ brains will get full.”
DeVos says she personally struggles will her brain nearly filling up every day, so she can imagine it must to even worse for average student who is obviously not smart enough to serve in the Trump Administration.
“Everytime I learn a new fact I have to jettison one to make room, so how must these children feel when they have to learn two or even three new facts a day?”
DeVos added she was unable to answer any more questions about her plans at this time as all the word formation was making her brain hurt.
“Betsy. Must. Sleep. Now.”
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