Bible Catches Fire While Being Signed By President Trump

Firefighters had to be called to a church in Opelika, Alabama, after flames and smoke were seen by parishioners.

“They just came out of nowhere!”

The unexplained blaze broke out while President Trump was in attendance signing bibles for his supporters.

“There was a terrific howl and then the bible he was signing burst into flames.”

There were also reports of door and windows opening and slamming shut repeatedly all by themselves.

“And yet the weather was very calm.”

The fire marshal has asked the White House to please notify them of any future appearances by President Trump in the vicinity so they can be on hand.

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21 Comments on "Bible Catches Fire While Being Signed By President Trump"

  1. Thanks again for the blog article.Really thank you! Great.

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  5. Enjoyed every bit of your blog.Much thanks again. Really Cool.

  6. Wow, great blog article. Want more.

  7. I bet that there is a whole lota people that pray each and every nite that something horrible takes place or happens to this piece of shit trump. That’s not going to happen, but we pray in Hope’s that it does! So keep praying!!

  8. This seems quite a hot story.It is true–as true as any of his sweet tweets, his adorable insults, and his gracious religious practices.

  9. God works in mysterious ways,I believe it. He might open the earth and sallow him and send him straight to hell.

  10. Anyone stupid enough to believe this?

  11. With you, Jamie. I pray for a massive stroke each and every day.

    • Not massive, just debilitating enough for him to spend his golden years in his own shit, sarcasm included.

  12. To Jamie, what a shame you would ever say such an aweful thing. Not liking someone is no reason to wish such horrible pain on anyone. I pray you will think about what you wrote.

  13. Come on, guys.This is satire.

  14. You think that fire’s gonna bother Satan,himself?

  15. Pity it wasn’t old Trumpy that didn’t catch fire!

  16. I smell photoshop, Do people still believe in poltergeists? Oh yes people still watch Fox Tv.

  17. Edward Barrier | March 9, 2019 at 11:12 pm | Reply

    Anybody else would have attached some significance to this. I’m sure it did not bother old Trump. I doubt that he believes in anything.

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