Bible Catches Fire While Being Signed By President Trump

Firefighters had to be called to a church in Opelika, Alabama, after flames and smoke were seen by parishioners.

“They just came out of nowhere!”

The unexplained blaze broke out while President Trump was in attendance signing bibles for his supporters.

“There was a terrific howl and then the bible he was signing burst into flames.”

There were also reports of door and windows opening and slamming shut repeatedly all by themselves.

“And yet the weather was very calm.”

The fire marshal has asked the White House to please notify them of any future appearances by President Trump in the vicinity so they can be on hand.

4 Comments on "Bible Catches Fire While Being Signed By President Trump"

  1. You think that fire’s gonna bother Satan,himself?

  2. Pity it wasn’t old Trumpy that didn’t catch fire!

  3. I smell photoshop, Do people still believe in poltergeists? Oh yes people still watch Fox Tv.

  4. Edward Barrier | March 9, 2019 at 11:12 pm | Reply

    Anybody else would have attached some significance to this. I’m sure it did not bother old Trump. I doubt that he believes in anything.

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