With time his hands now that the Mueller Report has been released, Attorney General Bill Barr today signed a contract to be the next spokesperson for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!
“It’s always been a dream of mine to convince people it’s indistinguishable from butter..”
While Barr does not have the flowing locks and mile-wide chest that made Fabio such a memorable spokesperson, executives say the current Attorney General more than makes up for that with his commitment to delivering their message.
“He really believes it’s butter!”
Such is his conviction that Barr continues to insist that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is 100% real butter even after being shown the industrial process that makes it.
“He’s even making us start to believe it’s real butter. Like from actual cows!“