Bill Belichick Puts Tom Brady Down Following Loss To Ravens

As the Ravens celebrate their victory over the hitherto undefeated Patriots, New England fans paid their respects to their former star quarterback who was put down by his coach in Baltimore last night.

“Tom Brady will not be forgotten.”

Shortly after the loss, Belichick asked Brady to meet him round the back of M&T Bank stadium, where he produced a shotgun.

“I always knew the day would come when he was no longer good enough to beat the Ravens.”

Though the quarterback’s widow, Gisele, wants Belichick charged with murder, he insists he’s done nothing wrong.

“It’s not a crime to put a thoroughbred NFL Quarterback whose arm has gone lame out of his misery.”

Belichick insists he only did what he did because it’s best for all involved, especially the 42-year-old Brady.

“Tom would have wanted it this way.”

4 Comments on "Bill Belichick Puts Tom Brady Down Following Loss To Ravens"

  1. Tom should have Shot Bill,he’s an ass, he made Bill what he is today.

  2. Yea, pretty fucking ignorant !!!

  3. Great shot bill great shot

  4. This is not funny or cute in any w as y, shape or form. Considering all the shootings that have been happening lately.

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