Award-winning wide receiver Antonio Brown is said to be off to a great start with his new team the New England Patriots, after word leaked that coach Bill Belichick has already kick the holy crap out of him.
“This already sounds like the perfect move for AB.”
Belichick said it’s important his players get all the encouragment they need to succeed.
“I knew Antonio had trouble settling in with the Steelers and the Raiders, so I wanted to make sure he got what he needed here.”
The New England coach says he intends to provide Brown with all the support he requires going forward.
“It’s important Antonio is secure in the knowledge that if he posts any bullshit on social media, I will be there for him to kick the living shit out of him again.”
Winning quarterback Tom Brady said AB should trust in the team’s proven methods.
“The only reason I’m still winning Super Bowls with this 42-year-old body is because it’s less hassle than the alternative of experiencing coach’s wrath.”