Brazilian President Apologizes To Jeff Bezos For Burning His Company HQ Down

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has sent profuse apologies to Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos after razing his company’s headquarters to the ground.

“Sorry I got carried away.”

Bolsonaro said he saw the name on the side of the building and just had to burn it.

“It’s what I do.”

It is unlikely he will suffer any legal consequences for his actions in the United States as President Trump has already indicated anything he does is fine.

“My favorite Latino. Love that guy!”

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