Quick on the heels of signing Kareem Hunt the Cleveland Browns have announced the signing of legendary running back O. J. Simpson, saying he possesses the qualities they are after in abundance.

“He may be old but he has that special something”

In a statement the Browns lauded Simpson’s drive, determination and especially his passion, as well as his ability to ‘not hold back’ when it counts.

“‘With Kareem and O.J. on the team, Browns fans are guaranteed excitement on the field, and off it.”

Given his position as a running back, the Browns were particularly enticed by O.J.’s ability to buck and weave his way out of trouble.

“People keep talking up Le’Veon Bell, but O.J. has a much better record when it comes to outwitting defenses.”