Buoyant President Promises To Get Suspected Murderer On The Supreme Court Next Time

After thoroughly enjoying the elevation of accused attempted rapist Brett Kavanaugh to the bench, President Trump today said he wanted it to be more of a challenge next time.

“That was too easy. I’d only started having fun when he was confirmed!”

Trump says he wants his next nominee to have a harder process, so he gets to see more hysterics from Lindsey Graham.

“I love that guy now.”

If and when another vacancy arises, Trump said he will look to nominate a reputed murderer who knows his way around a court so Susan Collins gets to make an even longer speech before falling into line.

“Someone tell O.J. to get himself a law degree ASAP.”

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