I CAN’T SEE THE NUMBER:

If you can’t see the number then what you are ‘seeing’ is that you have a vision problem. You do not need to see a medical professional, as not passing this test with flying colors proves unambiguously that tasks you appeared to be able to accomplish yesterday you are clearly unsuited for today.

If you are currently employed as a commercial airline pilot then give that up right now because numbers. Maybe ask for a tarmac job throwing luggage onto the loader thing instead as that is now about your level assuming you are reasonably physically strong. But if you’re a jet fighter pilot don’t worry – those things fly themselves.

Otherwise you should find yourself able to carry on pretty much as before, other than having to live with the crippling knowledge that you took a random test on the internet and didn’t get 100%.

I CAN’T SEE THE HORSE EITHER:

What are we going to do with you? It was a HORSE! It’s one thing not to see the number on the horse but not to see the horse? Who doesn’t see a horse?

If you have a family you might want to break this news to them gently. If it comes as a shock and they get on facebook, take this test, and can see the horse, they might abandon you on an ice flow to die just all Eskimos do.

Explain to any children you may have that you still have something to offer as you can still perform perfunctory tasks like handing over cash and driving them around, so you dearly hope they will not shun you and starting telling people they came from a test tube.

If you’re in a monogamous relationship, tell your partner they may now take on additional lovers though you yourself will not. You will not as you’re lucky to occasionally get the attention of even one person, you non-horse-seeing piece of shit.

I CAN’T EVEN SEE THE CIRCLE:

Just Fuck Off. We want nothing to do with your kind.