The Canadian people have issued an apology for their behaviour after getting mildly incensed by a NYT article describing their country as ‘sprawling’ & ‘bone chillingly cold’.

“We profusely apologize for being so rude but we hate to be treated like we are some kind of stereotype.”

They invited the journalist who wrote the peice to call them for a personal apology, though they did request he not call while they are watching hockey.

“So 7.45am on Monday morning please.”

They also added it can be warm there sometimes.

“You just need to turn the thermostat all the way up.”