Those crossing the USA-Canada border today will notice the view is a little different than usual, as Canada has constructed a solid 30-foot-high security wall along its entire 5525-mile length.

“It was easy as it’s just a wall, though the part bordering Alaska posed some mild difficulties.”

The project was conducted with a minimum of fuss, meaning it was completed before most people knew it was underway.

“It’s nothing any modern country that’s not a basketcase can accomplish.”

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau explained the rationale behind the wall in a brief statement.

“I could give you some long argument about increasing our security and controlling immigration, but really it’s just to troll Trump.”