A defiant Vladimir Putin has published a warning that Western liberalism is ‘obsolete’ cleverly timed to come out during his meeting with G20 leaders in Japan. He then proceeding to hack into a number of…
As a still-youthful busy entrepreneur, Andrew Yang knows it’s important to take a rest whenever you can, which is why he brought a sleep mask to tonight’s Democratic debate. “I know I’m going to be…
At the second Democratic debate – one expected to be dominated by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders – Pete Buttigieg burst to the fore by answering his first question in fluent Valyrian. A member of…
The first Democratic Presidential debate was notable for a number of technical glitches, and also a curious moment when Beto O’ Rourke produced a steamer to rustle up some home-made tamales, which he followed up…
Recognizing that the standard for televised debates has changed beyond recognition, Democratic party officials have issued special instructions to the candidates in advance of the first Presidential debate. “We’d like you all to come up…
President Trump has launched his re-election campaign with a warning to his supporters that they may not always like what they see him do and hear him say in 2020. “I don’t like this any…
After a lively campaign launch in Florida, the White House has clarified some of the more notable campaign promises President Trump made in return for being elected to a second term. Of those the one…
President Trump has launched his 2020 re-election campaign in Florida, with no sign that he is relaxing the pressure on Democrats. In a barnstorming speech, Trump ripped into Franklin D. Roosevelt, accusing him of being…
Starbucks billionaire and former CEO Howard Schultz has suspended his Presidential Campaign indefinitely, according to staff who were let go today. Schultz thanked them for their efforts, and gave special thanks to the focus of…
With Joe Biden now in the race for the Democratic nomination and Bernie Sanders already in a strong position based on his showing last time, both camps met today to discuss what they would do…
President Trump has spent the day receiving calls congratulating him on being cleared by the Attorney General of charges he colluded with Russia following the submission of the Mueller report to the DOJ. One of…
Speaking to a crowd of supporters today, President Trump started preparing them for the realities of winning the 2020 election. “I may have to modify my message from the positive white nationalist one you heard…
The Democratic electoral field got even more crowded today as Everybody’s Dog announced it has decided to contest the party’s 2020 nomination. Speaking with reporters it said the way it came to a decision was…
The 2020 Presidential candidacy of Bernie Sanders has gotten off to a rocky start as his supporters from 2016 appear to be suffering from a lack of direction. “There’s no Hillary so who are we…
Saying he felt was 2020 was going to be ‘his year’ Methuselah today announced his candidacy for the Presidency. “I will bring the experience the highest office in the land is sorely lacking.” Methuselah said…
Arguing that the Republican primaries are going to be no fun this time around, President Trump today declared his candidacy to be the Democratic nominee for the 2020 election. “I humbly ask that you pick…
The Bernie Sanders Campaign is in emergency mode as it awaits the fallout from the discovery of the Senator’s old MySpace profile which he had long forgotten about. Unfortunately the account was never erased and…
As she embarks on her 2020 Presidential bid, Elizabeth Warren learned today she has been made an honorary member of the Cherokee Nation and granted the name Pocahontas. “Now when the President calls you that…
As a new Presidential bid seems to be declared every day now, Superdelegates in the Democratic Party agreed they need to decide which unwanted nominee to foist upon their membership in the 2020 election. “That…
President Trump today acknowledged he may have to shift to the right from his current moderate position due to a credible primary challenge from a more extremist candidate. The identity of the challenger is as…