(Pittsburgh, PA) A controversial statue of Christopher Columbus has been removed from its place of prominence in the East End’s Schenley Park, and replaced with ‘Pierogi In Bronze’, a lesser-known work by Pittsburgh native Andy…
The White House has confirmed that President Trump will undergo a medical evaluation live on television tonight to address concerns that he has continued health problems associated with his COVID-19 infection. The thorough physical will…
Following the passing of liberal Supreme Court icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the flagrant assertion by Mitch McConnell that he will secure a hearing of Trump’s nominee despite the looming election, the producers of Hulu…
In a dramatic announcement, the White House has announced an urgent effort to prevent a ‘terrible tsumani of evictions’ predicted in the coming weeks and months. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany explained that President Trump had…
After being sentenced to two months behind bars by a U.S. District judge for her part in a college bribery scheme, Lori Loughlin said today that she accepted her punishment and is ready to start…
In any normal summer Kenny Chesney would be passing through to trash Heinz Field along with his fans, but the coronavirus has put an end to that according to an announcement by the country star….
Fans of ‘Coronavirus Task Force’ have reason to celebrate today as the White House announced the popular show is to be renewed despite an earlier decision to cancel it. Executive producer Donald J Trump said…
Following rampant speculation that he was in a vegetative state or even dead, Kim Jong Un has returned to public life after being seen opening a fertilizer plant. The ruthless despot explained the reason behind…
MEDICAL BRIEF: Sources close to Gwyneth Paltrow say the lifestyle expert is very close to a cure for COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, and will be making it available for purchase in…
The news that Stephanie Grisham is stepping down as White House Press Secretary had barely started to circulate when a surprise announcement that Beaker would be replacing her was met with approval even from the…
Admitting the gig was up after someone followed up on his supposed medical school certificates, Dr Fauci admitted today he was not what he seemed – and not even a MD, let alone a leading…
Sensing it was losing the battle to wins the public’s hearts and minds, the coronavirus has launched a massive effort to rehabilitate its increasingly negative image. A spokeperson for the PR compamy hired by the…
A live-action remake of Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer to be filmed locally in the Pittsburgh area is a distinct possibility once again after Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger agreed to take on the role of Yukon…
The growing movement to endow Detroit rapper Emimen with sweeping powers over the entire country gained further traction today with the release of a Gallup poll showing a majority of Americans would prefer that to…
President Trump has described the WHO’s declaration that the coronavirus outbreak is officially a pandemic as the ‘last straw’ and demanded they stop discussing global health matters. “Just who do The WHO think they are?…
Alex Jones, founder of the right-wing site InfoWars, has been arrested for a DWI in Travis Country, TX. But Jones says he will be exonerated since he was not at fault, given that he didn’t…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Word has leaked early of a major public works project to begin later this year with a projected end date sometime in the late 2020s. The mammoth undertaking will carve the likenesses of…
The political world is being rocked by a dispute between the original band members of Public Enemy over the group’s appearance at a high-profile Bernie Sanders rally in California. Though Chuck D and official Public…
(Atlanta, GA) The CDC today singled out the band Slipknot for its preparedness given the potential for the coronavirus becoming a worldwide pandemic. “These sensible heavy metal musicians have adopted protective measures against the spread…
CBS executives have announced an exciting new sitcom featuring Mike Bloomberg and Rod Blagojevich to be rushed into production called ‘OWNED’. They expect it to be rapidly embraced by the viewing public as one of…
