Saying it would be great for budget-minded consumers, Putin said he is in discussions with former White House employee Omarosa about jointly bringing out a special Trump Tape box set in time for Christmas. “I…
In great news for fans of quality horror, the classic film “The Omen” is to be remade, with the Antichrist, Stephen Miller, agreeing to play himself for the first time. Though Miller is highly valued…
(Los Angeles, CA) West Hollywood Council was busy today even after it passed a resolution to permanently remove Donald Trump’s Walk of Fame star. In a separate motion which was easily approved, Walk of Fame…
President Trump has wasted no time responding to Vladimir Putin’s appointment of Steven Seagal, who is a Russian citizen, as Special Envoy to handle US-Russia relations. “It is my pleasure to announce that I am…
Vladimir Putin may have not officially visited the United States during the current administration yet, but it was learned today he was already here in late 2018 to film an episode of the popular CBS…
(Helsinki, Finland) Though their one-on-one meeting was meant to private, details of the encounter between President Trump and Russian Premier Putin have been leaked by a translator who was present and who has since fallen…
American actor Judge Reinhold expressed surprise today to learn he is a late addition to President Trump’s shortlist of nominees to replace Anthony Kennedy on the US Supreme Court. “It’s a great honor, I guess.”…
President Trump today released the names of two more people he is issuing pardons for. Regarding his decision to pardon Walter White of New Mexico, Trump spoke of the difficulties he faced in his life….
As the fallout from ABC’s cancellation of the sitcom Roseanne continues, its eponymous star is receiving support from historians in her claim that the racist tweets she sent were the result of Ambien. “While we…
In a first for the US executive branch, a sitting President has ordered the cable channel C-SPAN to pick up a TV show cancelled by one of the major networks. Saying he could not let…
In an effort to get ahead of the damaging story enveloping him, God has released a statement regarding his frequent portrayer Morgan Freeman, who stands accused of improper behavior by a number of women. “Despite…
The world’s leading physicists today announced that reality does not exist after all, and the observed universe we appear to inhabit and experience is in fact a Black Mirror episode playing out in a higher…
The advertising department of Fox News has requested that its sponsors be very clear during their angry phone calls which of its shows they are pulling ads from, as it’s getting hard to keep track….
A leading news organization defended itself today from potentially embarrassing claims that it let a typo slip by in a front page headline when it published a story entitled “Clueless Clueless Star Withdraws From Congressional…
In a tense year overloaded with heavy meaning, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences did not shy away from sending a powerful message by awarding the Oscar for Best Picture to The Shape…
Warren Beatty was overjoyed to learn he would get a second chance to present the Best Picture Oscar at this year’s Academy Awards, after giving it to La La Land instead of Moonlight by mistake…
The ‘Take a Knee’ protest that swept the NFL has not spread throughout the NBA to the same degree, perhaps because the league differs in having an explicit rule on the books requiring athletes to…
Millions of comic book movie fans were disappointed this weekend to find the Black Panther movie they had tickets for would not be showing as scheduled owing to its being taken into custody by police….
Following claims by multiple people, including Omarosa, that ‘Scary’ Mike Pence thinks Jesus is talking to him, the Son of Man himself has weighed in on the matter to make clear he is not giving…
The Philadelphia Eagles were not the only winners on Sunday night, as a bold imaginative commercial ‘Blank Screen’ won the crown of greatest ever Super Bowl ad, toppling the late Steve Jobs’ ‘Think Different’ ad…