Woke cats across the United States are hissing in anger today following the release of a trailer for a movie by starring Taylor Swift and a host of other well-known humans. “Idris Elba, how could…
Talk of the Obamas getting a show on Netflix is officially old news today as the biggest ever politico-movie agreement was struck between Marvel Studios and the set of four Congresswomen as The Squad. Disney…
At vigils across the country, prayers are being said for Jar Jar Binks in the mistaken belief he has passed. “I just can’t believe he’s gone.” Rumors he had left the galactic plane of existence…
Projected revenues for the live action Disney movie ‘The Little Mermaid’ are being revised downward after a key target demographic – mermaids – today annouced they would be boycotting the picture in protest. “This movie…
The 2020 Census will not feature a controversial question about citizenship, though there are fears other questions that will be asked are designed to identify who is a Trump supporter and who isn’t. Questions to…
With the G20 summit over, some of the more unusual happenings are now being discussed by World Leaders. French President Emmanuel Marcon said perhaps the strangest of all was the appearance of Phoebe Buffay at…
Facing hot water for his recent comments, the Dalai Lama has clarified that all he was concerned with was the best interests of the spiritual well being of all humankind. “I simply want to ensure…
At the second Democratic debate – one expected to be dominated by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders – Pete Buttigieg burst to the fore by answering his first question in fluent Valyrian. A member of…
Original content creator Amazon has responded to Christians demanding that its new highly publicized show Good Omens be canceled, saying the series has been personally greenlit by God. “We checked in with him during pre-production…
Entertainment mogul Harvey Weinstein is said to be furious with himself today after learning of Bill Cosby’s Father’s day tweet in which he calls himself America’s Dad. “It should have been me!” Weinstein notes a…
The news that Sarah Sanders is stepping down as White House Press Secretary had barely started to circulate when a surprise announcement that Beaker would be replacing her was met with approval even from the…
As its eight season gets underway, fans of Games Of Thrones are accusing the show of ‘jumping the shark’ after a band of traveling troubadours from Yi Ti were introduced who were obviously the K-Pop…
The decision to drop all charges against actor Jussie Smollett is receiving widespread criticism for sending the wrong message. “This signals to everyone who wants to gives money to ripped Nigerian gym rats to beat…
A High School adaptation stage adaptation of the iconic movie Alien has garnered nationwide attention, both for its stunning brilliance but also because it is almost certainly a violation of copyright. Initial concerns were that…
A furious President Trump has demanded via tweet that a full federal investigation followed by ‘severe’ sanctions be launched into a satirical television show he saw last weekend. Called “That Was The Week That Was”,…
Following President Trump’s repeated insistence that the NBC comedy sketch show Saturday Night Live is a threat to national security that needs to be federally investigated, independent scrutiny has indeed confirmed it is an anti-American…
Owners of the syndication rights for the ABC sitcom Full House have announced that all the episodes that feature Lori Loughlin or reference Rebecca will no longer be made available for broadcast or streaming and…
The Harry Potter universe is in disarray tonight following allegations that the boy wizard’s parents paid an intermediary ‘large amounts of treasure’ to ensure their son’s acceptance at Hogwarts. Though the investigation is still ongoing,…
As news of the college bribery scandal ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ spreads, details are emerging of just how far Hollywood’s rich and famous will go to ensure their children get accepted into the nations top colleges,…
The International Atomic Energy Agency, operating under the auspices of the United Nations, has confirmed it has sent in experts to investigate concerns about a major event at an unreleased location in the United States….