Theatre Review: School Girls; Or, The African Mean Girls Play
This review is late in coming as we’ve been out of town but you still have a chance to see School Girls What: School Girls; Or, The African Mean Girls Play by Jocelyn Bioh Where:…
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Scorcese Filming Irishman Prequel With Same Cast Using De-Aging Technology
Following the enormous success of The Irishman, director Martin Scorcese revealed today that he is already filming “Irishman II: The Formative Years” that will explore the childhoods of the characters in the hit film. “Fortunately…
Florida Man Devastated To Learn He Has Been Outdone By Florida Dog
The source of endless entertainment known as Florida Man was said to be heartbroken today after realizing that his time as the byword for the craziness of his native state has come to an end….
Theatre Review: One Night In Miami at City Theatre
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Trump Says We Should Ask Harriet Tubman If She Wants To Be Played By Julia Roberts
Taking time out from tweeting about the Impeachment Hearings, President Trump today weighed in on the most important issue facing America today – the revelation that a Hollywood studio exec once thought that Julia Roberts…
President Trump To Undergo Complete Physical Performed By Dr. Nicholas Riviera
The White House has confirmed that President Trump will undergo a medical evaluation this coming week to address concerns that he has health problems. The thorough physical will be performed by a Dr. Nicholas Riviera….
Art World Praises Perfect Metaphor For The United States Right Now
(Pittsburgh, PA) A bus in a sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh is attracting a great deal of attention, not least from leading figures in the art world who have been inundating the city with plaudits for…
Theatre Review: Sentence Yourself To A Life Behind Bars
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Captain America Latest To Criticize Superhero Movies “They suck ass”
Following in the footsteps of Martin Scorcese and Francis Ford Copolla, Captain America today joined the chorus of people calling superhero movies inferior and not real cinema. “They’re an insult to film really.” The core…
Federal Government To Recognize Columbo Day Instead of Columbus Day From Now On
In response to growing pressure, the United States Government is to stop celebrating Columbus Day. The traditional October holiday falling on the second Monday will now be known as Columbo Day, when the affable TV…
Theatre Review: Feeling Very #MedeaNotMedea In Carnegie
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Theatre Review: Pittsburgh Public Handles A Few Good Men With Aplomb
Note: As we begin our soft expansion to a complete news and entertainment portal we are starting to post some of that content. This is a real show – no joke! What: A Few Good…
Undercover Boss To Feature Vladimir Putin Disguised As White House Intern
Vladimir Putin may have not officially visited the United States during the current administration yet, but it was learned today he was already here briefly to film an episode of the popular CBS reality show,…
Theatre Review: Skeletons in the closet and everywhere else in Cambodian Rock Band
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Digital Alarm Clock Celebrates Its 10,000th Role In Student Film
Saying it felt blessed for having such a successful amateur career in film, a local digital alarm clock says it expects to land many more roles in student and independent film productions for years to…
CBS Announces Chernobyl Sitcom To Air Next Season
Following its enormous success at the Emmys, it seems everyone has Chernobyl fever these days, and the comedy department at CBS has taken notice. “Look forward to ‘Meet The Kalaskys’ coming this spring to your…
Sean Spicer Claims Salsa Routine Awarded Highest Score In History Of DWTS
There appears to be confusion today over how well Sean Spicer did on his Dancing With the Stars debut, after he held a press conferance claiming he has been awarded the highest score for a…
Corrections Officer Admits To Epstein Error “I thought I was put on Suicide Squad Watch”
A corrections officer has cleared up the mystery of how Jeffrey Epstein was able to kill himself in prison, after admitting he had misinterpretated his instructions for that day. “I thought I was put on…
Nation’s Felines Accuse Taylor Swift And Universal Pictures Of Cultural Appropriation
Woke cats across the United States are hissing in anger today following the release of a trailer for a movie by starring Taylor Swift and a host of other well-known humans. “Idris Elba, how could…
The Squad Lands $500 Million Movie Deal With Marvel Studios
Talk of the Obamas getting a show on Netflix is officially old news today as the biggest ever politico-movie agreement was struck between Marvel Studios and the set of four Congresswomen as The Squad. Disney…