Viewers of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS were left reeling after being exposed to a guest, Rose McGowan, who caused huge pain and distress with her conduct. “She was talking like… like……
Congressman Trey Gowdy has announced he is leaving politics to follow a career path he feels he is better suited to by time traveling back to the 1980s to be a villain in cheesy action…
NBC comedy sketch Saturday Night Live has dismissed its entire writing staff and is not planning to replace them. Executives said it was not about their quality, which they insist is very high. “It’s simply…
The White House has confirmed that President Trump will undergo a medical evaluation this coming week, to be performed by a Dr. Nicholas Riviera. “Hi Everybody!” Dr. Riviera, who is quite well know to a…
Even since her performance at the Golden Globes, the prospect of an Oprah Winfrey Presidency has been gaining steam. However general enthusiasm turned to unbridled horror at where this could potentially lead. “What if she…
The Golden Globes have entered the world of Presidential politics following a speech by Oprah Winfrey that has spurred rampant speculation about a White House bid in 2020. “Clearly there’s a desire to have a…
It’s not such a Merry Christmas for the millions of supposedly savvy gamblers who took out bets years ago that Shane MacGowan wouldn’t make it to sixty, which he did today. “There’s going to be…
The man behind the cult movie “The Room”, Tommy Wiseau, has announced his intention to run for President in 2020, saying that a President Wiseau in the White House is no crazier than what we…
Fired Today Show host Matt Lauer says he is ‘soul searching’ following his dramatic fall from grace in recent days, and is also trying to find the resolve to undertake the difficult task of explaining…
President Trump clarified his position on the 2005 Access Hollywood tape today by denying it’s him on tape, or that there was a tape, or a program called Access Hollywood. “You must be thinking of…
The mystery of why the White House Christmas décor looks so cold and ominous was answered today with news that a sequel to Stanley Kubrick’s horror masterpiece ‘The Shining’ is set there. “We’ll actually be…
The writers of House Of Cards Season 6 say they have successfully reworked the remaining story arc after realizing the success of Twin Peaks: The Return demonstrated that audiences were prepared to accept far stranger…
An already anxious public wondering who would be next in the #MeToo saga enveloping Hollywood today learned the terrible truth that Portia de Rossi says acting legend Seven Seagal sat her down and unzipped his…
With all eyes in Hollywood on the prize for Best Picture at the 2018 Academy Awards, a movie untainted by scandalous association rates it’s prospects at a very healthy 50-50. The film’s producers, who somehow…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Following the abrupt decline and fall of nationally-known comedian Louis CK, and an icky storyline involving Aziz Ansari, local stand-up Jack Fap revealed today how he manages to be both hip and edgy…
After teasing people over who he would appoint as the next Chair of the Federal Reserve System for days, President Trump has announced that Mr. Burns, who had privately expressed interest in the role, is…
In the dispute over whether President Trump owns an original Renoir titled ‘Two Sisters’, the Chicago Institute of Art appeared to settle the matter by saying the real painting has hung in its gallery for…
There were no surprises in the reality TV category at the Emmys where veteran star Donald Trump together with his co-creator Steven Bannon took home the award for best Reality TV program. “There was really…
Though the highly-anticipated movie ‘It’ did well this opening weekend due to the huge buzz generated, industry analysts expect it to fare poorly going forward due to word of mouth that ‘It’ is ultimately unfulfilling….
President Trump’s pardoning of a convicted Arizona Sheriff for racial profiling may have not been enough to inspire true public outrage, however this is set to change with word he has granted a pardon to…