After sucessfully forcing Hallmark to pull ads featuring a lesbian couple from its channel, a Conservative group says it next plans to target the traditional formula of Hallmark movies which contains elements it considers ‘deeply…
As if murdering a group of churchgoers and destroying the reputation of the Confederate flag wasn’t bad enough, former Governor and UN ambassador Nikki Haley today accused Dylann Roof of destroying another one of America’s…
The city of El Paso is suffering yet again today as local officials learned that a dangerous member of the Alt-Right is visiting the area. Though he is just there to look around, they say…
Sports apparel manufacturer Nike has announced it will no longer manufacturer nor sell white sneakers. It has also initiated a generous buy back program to get rid of those already out there. The move follows…
Projected revenues for the live action Disney movie ‘The Little Mermaid’ are being revised downward after a key target demographic – mermaids – today annouced they would be boycotting the picture in protest. “This movie…
The nation is in shock today as a fine upstanding young man, James Fields, has received life in prison for his actions in Charlottesville that only involved standing up for the memory of Robert E….
Though some were skeptical at first, the owners of the 30 NBA franchises today reported their change of title to Team Governor is already yielding huge benefits. “I feel so less racist!” They also report…
Vice President Mike Pence has thanked his staff for their service, saying he no longer needed their services now that the Apocalypse was upon us. “Some of you I may seen again soon, and to…
(Harrisburg, PA) Pennsylvania’s State Legislature was treated to a mini version of the rapture today when one of their members was summoned to God’s side by ascending abruptly into the heavens. The miraculous occurrence happened…
In an unlikely second act, widely mocked and also much beloved social media platform MySpace has overtaken Facebook in terms of content and activity. This was due not to an increase in the popularity of…
Saying it is imperative to keep up with customers’ evolving preferences, the nation’s leading grocery store chains have announced the introduction of dedicated checkouts for customers engaged in racist tirades. “You ranted. We listened.” All…
Fox News has yanked Jeanine Pirro’s show a week after she made Islamophobic remarks directed at Representative Ilhan Omar concerning her head covering. Saying it would not countenance such actions, the channel has told Pirro…
People across the world are being warned to expect delays and worse on this International Women’s Day due to a major planetary event that is disrupting schedules everywhere. NASA said it was still working to…
Coffee drinkers will now have a new option at their local Starbucks, which is rolling out a beverage offering called the ‘Flat Non-White’ starting today. “Now everyone gets to be represented in our made-up espresso…
Saying it was bound to come out sooner or later, the Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia has admitted to regularly blacking up during its long history stretching back to the Virginia Convention of 1776,…
As she embarks on her 2020 Presidential bid, Elizabeth Warren learned today she has been made an honorary member of the Cherokee Nation and granted the name Pocahontas. “Now when the President calls you that…
The Commonwealth of Virginia has updated the employment section of its website to reflect the large number of positions that have recently become available, which would be all of them. “Everything’s up for grabs if…
Citing egregious and unabashed discrimination of the worst kind, Janet Jackson’s nipple filed suit today seeking tens of millions of dollars in damages from broadcaster CBS and the National Football League. The action was triggered…
(The White House) The President said he needed some extra executive time today as he was busy updating his Netflix queue with every Liam Neeson film he could find. “Why didn’t I know about this…
With his political career on the lines, Ralph Northam says he found new hope today when he read a trending article about Liam Neeson. “So that’s how you’re supposed to do it.” Despite Neeson admitting…
