A local Amazon employee spoke out today about how proud he is to know his boss deems going to space so important, and explained how much it is helping him in his life too. “Just…
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(Pittsburgh, PA) Local avian celebrities the Hays eagles today followed up on their dramatic live hatching of two new family members with news they are teaming up with local grocery chain Giant Eagle in a…
Mitch McConnell today derided President Biden’s stimulus package that has cleared the Senate and is well on its way to becoming law. McConnell took particular exception to the $1400 stimulus check going to low income…
The United States – long thought to be a nation divided along multiple fault-lines – is now completely unified with all its peoples dedicated to a common cause to bringing about a better life for…
The curtain coming down on the Trump administration is already having a strong impact on the market, which has mixed feelings overall. But the most dramatic impact was on mitten futures, which soared by over…
As they continue to fight to stay above water in these difficult economic times, struggling Mom & Pop stores across the country found hope in President Trump’s Town Hall answers Tuesday night when he touted…
The feud between President Trump and the Goodyear company was ratcheted up another notch today, as the tire manufacturer responded to Trump’s call for a boycott over its internal policies on the wearing of political…
Saying it was time to look beyond her public service career as a White House advisor, Ivanka Trump today announced her return to the fashion industry with a brand new line of high-end funeral attire…
Following its adoption of a face covering mandate to help control the spread of the Coronavirus, leading retailer Walmart is said to be seriously considering extending the mandate to cover other parts of the body…
Leading household and personal care products manufacturer Colgate-Palmolive (NYSE: CL) has announced it may rebrand its popular Drunk Irish Bastard line of personal hygiene offerings, including its market-leading Drunk Irish Bastard soap bar. It is…
SENATE BRIEFING: With his smartphone confiscated by the FBI, Senator Richard Burr (R) was forced to revert to using the desktop version of his preferred online trading platform today. He admitted having some difficulty after…
With much of America looking to reopen its shuttered economy early, the actions are receiving praise for allowing struggling infectious pathogens like the novel coronavirus a much-needed lifeline. “Those stay-at-home orders really hit me hard….
News that restaurant behemoth Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse has returned $20 million to the Government’s emergency Paycheck Protection program for small businesses – following a furor on social media – was met with concern by senior…
An emergency meeting of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) has provisionally agreed on a plan to deal with the stark collapse in oil prices, which has led to oil futures contracts entering…
Leading Congressional Republicans derided their Democratic counterparts today for delaying much needed additional aid they had put together in close consultation with the White House. “This is not a time for scrutiny.” Mitch McConnell did…
Voicing his ‘grave concerns’ about the coronavirus stimulus package, professional government freeloader Lindsey Graham warned today that it could incentivize some Americans to freeload off its emergency unemployment benefit provisions. “I know all about freeloading…
Sensing it was losing the battle to wins the public’s hearts and minds, the coronavirus has launched a massive effort to rehabilitate its increasingly negative image. A spokeperson for the PR compamy hired by the…
FASHION BRIEF: (Paris, France) Mere weeks after committing to aid in the fight against the coronavirus pandemic, the fashion houses of Louis Vuitton and Christian Dior held a closed-door show today to debut their hotly…
Together with Senator Richard Burr, Senator for Georgia and Fox News Host impersonator Kelly Loeffler is being asked to resign for selling off stock before the crash after receiving a confidential briefing on how bad…
(Sharon, PA) A local Trump supporter is said to be ‘over the moon’ at news he will likely soon be the beneficiary of another stimulus payout from the US Government. The man – who will…
