(The White House) In a further example of how much more caring he is than previous holders of the office, President Trump spent the morning on the phone giving comfort to those who have lost…
Retailer Toys R Us has issued what is believed to be the biggest ever recall of piggy banks, which is said should to returned to its stores as soon as possible. “Do not under any…
(Cupertino, CA) Apple CEO Tim Cook finally managed to surprise Mac aficionados today in a manner to match the late Steve Jobs with the shock release of the iPhoneGR8. Standing just over 7 feet tall,…
The announcement that Amazon is looking to set up a second 5 billion dollar headquarters has cities all across the United States vying for its attention. But after determining that no domestic major metropolitan area…
The Amazon takeover of Whole Foods was said to be a win-win for everybody, but already Jeff Bezos’s vision of cheaper food for woke people is causing problems. With prices on hipster favorites down by…
Everyone is being advised to adjust their clocks tomorrow, or risk being out of sync by just under seven hours. The reason is the surprising finding that today – which happens to be Women’s Equality…
Amazon has announced that, from Monday, its Prime members will get discounted pricing on popular foods item at Whole Foods, with Amazon Prime now being the store’s rewards program. In addition to the lower prices,…
Speaking during his first primetime address to the public, President Trump has outlined his plan for United States involvement in Afghanistan going forward. Trump said he had looked at the books and they were ‘not…
Louise Linton, wife of Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, has ignited a firestorm on social media after attacking people who criticized her for tagging her designer clothes and accessories on Instagram. In a now-private post, Linton…
It’s the same old story – Americans flush with cash want something illegal or in short supply and criminal elements appear to supply it. “First it was pot, then cocaine, and now eclipse glasses.” Demand…
Toymaker Mattel has followed up last year’s introduction of more diverse Barbie dolls with a wide variety of new Ken Dolls. However it is already receiving criticism that it is neglecting many groups, such as…
The forced resignation by UBER CEO Travis Kalanick may have satisfied investors, but his abrupt removal is not being taken well by many of the managers and engineers at UBER, who say they intend to…
Amazon have purchased Whole Foods in a deal worth 13 billion, which Jeff Bezos claims will revolutionize the food industry. Most daring is his plan to edge physical vegetables out of the marketplace, which he…
(Grant County, KY) In what may be the final nail in the coffin of the biblical theme park Ark Encounter, the second largest investor after the State of Kentucky, God, has pulled out of the…
(Lagos) Nigerian businessman Jonathan Obikwelu expressed dismay today over fears he may never get his multi-million dollar personal fortune out of the country so he can spend it how he wishes. Born to a royal…
In further bad news for United Airlines, an enormous bunny destined for a celebrity owner has been found dead in the cargo hold after a flight from London arrived at its destination of Chicago, Illinois….
Reality TV star Kendall Jenner and her brief employer the Pepsi Corporation are feeling done wrong by today as racial harmony swept through the nation over a shared love of the new Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino….
An elderly man complained today about not being forcibly removed from his Spirit Airlines flight after using the carrier for the first time. Wilbur Coattes of Fort Lauderdale was left wishing the flight he found…
Following the PR disaster facing United Airlines over the forced removal of Dr. David Dao, Delta CEO Edward H. Bastian said it was time to think outside the box to ensure such situations don’t arise…
A passenger on a United flight from Houston to Calgary has been stung by a scorpion that fell from an overhead bin during flight. Crew members were actually aware the scorpion was on board before…