Asked if she thought whether the fall in the Dow Jones Index was a bad reflection on President Trump and his policies, Secretary for Education Betsy DeVos said it only went down if you view…
Faced with calls to accept personal responsibility for today’s huge stock market drop, just as he had taken credit for its rise days ago, President Trump today denied any knowledge of the Dow Jones. “Can’t…
The Philadelphia Eagles were not the only winners on Sunday night, as a bold imaginative commercial ‘Blank Screen’ won the crown of greatest ever Super Bowl ad, toppling the late Steve Jobs’ ‘Think Different’ ad…
Noting that the Dow Jones Index fell a suspicious 666 points on the same day President Trump declassified the Nunes memo criticizing the FBI, many are speculating that this is a sign that Trump and…
Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA, has died in his native Sweden aged 91. His furniture empire grew to have stores across the globe, including here in Pittsburgh, providing stylish but affordable furniture that was…
Describing it as the jewel in the crown of their extensive portfolios, the Koch Brothers today heaped praise on their favorite stock, Paul Ryan, which they say is paying off like gangbusters. Billionaire energy mogul…
Procter & Gamble, the manufacturer of Tide laundry detergent, today announced a new version of its laundry pods for idiots who are watching their figures. “With Tide Zero you can now eat our laundry pods…
Insisting that he was not violating the emoluments clause – which didn’t apply to him anyway – President Trump has emphatically denied using the White House to personally enrich himself in any way. Trump defended…
(Charleston, WV) In his favorite state of West Virginia, President Trump’s supporters where cheering his name today for making good on one of his biggest promises to them, giving tax cuts to corporate executives who…
Retailers have released the results of research designed to understand how they could motivate shoppers to participate even more strongly in their Black Friday promotions and the answer was clear – provide more opportunities for…
Facing criticism that his budget proposal was a giveaway to the wealthy at the expense of ordinary Americans, President Trump today insisted that those who stood to gain the most were among the poorest private…
Economists are warning that the United States is at imminent risk of structural collapse due to mass unemployment, as the implications of a woman being fired by her employer for giving the finger to the…
On the lighter side of President Trump’s trip to Asia comes the adorable story of the reuniting of daughter Ivanka Trump with one of her sweatshops that she had forgotten ever existed. “I think this…
After teasing people over who he would appoint as the next Chair of the Federal Reserve System for days, President Trump has announced that Mr. Burns, who had privately expressed interest in the role, is…
In the ongoing effort to make Pittsburgh the second home of Amazon, Mayor Peduto’s office has offered up Schenley Park as the perfect undeveloped urban location for the prized new headquarters. “And whichever other parks…
(The White House) In a further example of how much more caring he is than previous holders of the office, President Trump spent the morning on the phone giving comfort to those who have lost…
Retailer Toys R Us has issued what is believed to be the biggest ever recall of piggy banks, which is said should to returned to its stores as soon as possible. “Do not under any…
(Cupertino, CA) Apple CEO Tim Cook finally managed to surprise Mac aficionados today in a manner to match the late Steve Jobs with the shock release of the iPhoneGR8. Standing just over 7 feet tall,…
The announcement that Amazon is looking to set up a second 5 billion dollar headquarters has cities all across the United States vying for its attention. But after determining that no domestic major metropolitan area…
The Amazon takeover of Whole Foods was said to be a win-win for everybody, but already Jeff Bezos’s vision of cheaper food for woke people is causing problems. With prices on hipster favorites down by…