(Mountain View, CA) Alphabet Inc. [NASDAQ: GOOGL] – the parent company of Google – has announced plans to become an accredited degree-granting institution. CEO and inaugural Google University President Sundar Pichai explained that the company…
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Responding to a rising incidence of unhappy parents saying they want changes to public school teaching plans and mask mandates, President Biden took action today that he says will finally satisfy everyone. “I have ordered…
The child’s toy formally known as Mr Potato Head criticized owner Hasbro today for using his name as part of their latest virtue signaling initiative. While he agrees taking steps to reduce gender bias is…
Joe Biden has wasted no time coming up with a response to President Trump’s executive order to promote a nativist Pro-America educational curriculum, the 1776 commission, with a proposal of his own called the 2016…
President Trump has ordered the Department of Education to conduct an urgent review of the curriculum being taught in public schools after recently becoming aware that it has a strong focus on facts. “Teaching these…
After being sentenced to two months behind bars by a U.S. District judge for her part in a college bribery scheme, Lori Loughlin said today that she accepted her punishment and is ready to start…
Betsy DeVos says she has come up with a way to reopen the nation’s public schools while at the same time ensuring that the novel Coronavirus is not able to infect children who could pass…
(Pittsburgh, PA) The St. Patricks Day’s Parade and the Pens game have been cancelled and the campuses of Pitt, CMU, Duquesne, Chatham, and Point Park will be devoid of students for the rest of the…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Word has leaked early of a major public works project to begin later this year with a projected end date sometime in the late 2020s. The mammoth undertaking will carve the likenesses of…
Accepting her 2020 Woman of Distinction Award from Palm Beach Atlantic University, First Lady Melania Trump warned of the dangers of social media and some of the horrible things you can encounter on platforms like…
Local cradle of higher education Carnegie-Mellon University has apologized for a map that depicted the college and surrounding neighborhoods with some notable exceptions – namely predominantly black neighborhoods like the Hill District and Garfield. “We…
The internet is captivated by an image NASA has released that depicts a close-up of the Sun’s surface. The ultra-high resolution image highlights features as small as 18 miles across, providing unprecendented detail. Trump Administration…
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos said today that flat Earth theories and the Book of Genesis have no business being taught in the public school system she oversees. “The science involved is far too difficult…
Department of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to embark of a drastic scaling back of public schooling, though she insists this is not about cutting costs or scaling back government. “I’m worried the students’…
In response to growing pressure, the United States Government is to stop celebrating Columbus Day. The traditional October holiday falling on the second Monday will now be known as Columbo Day, when the affable TV…
Saying it felt blessed for having such a successful amateur career in film, a local digital alarm clock says it expects to land many more roles in student and independent film productions for years to…
Sentence has been passed down on actor Felicity Huffmann for her illegal actions in attempting to manipulate college admissions. Though she is only to be incarcerated for 14 days, the sentence is considered very harsh…
As the full extent of the college bribery scandal becomes clear – in which the rich and famous paid to have their milquetoast progeny mis-represented as little Einsteins and accomplished athletes – many are feeling…
In a further bid to please his base, President Trump has made clear that the United States has one and only one official language – American. “No language that originated in another country will ever…
President Trump is conyinuing his attack on ‘The Squad”, including saying in a recent stump speech that they are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions. Though it went down well, the quip has started a…
