President Trump is conyinuing his attack on ‘The Squad”, including saying in a recent stump speech that they are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions. Though it went down well, the quip has started a…
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(Philadelphia, PA) The Wharton School of Business, whose past attendees have included Elon Musk and Warren Buffet, today announced it is naming a corner of a classroom after its most famous former student, President Trump….
President Trump has weighed in on the busing debate that has dominated the news cycle ever since Kamila Harris – herself bused as a young child – criticized Joe Biden for opposing mandated busing in…
A High School adaptation stage adaptation of the iconic movie Alien has garnered nationwide attention, both for its stunning brilliance but also because it is almost certainly a violation of copyright. Initial concerns were that…
With disgust at the college admissions scandal showing no sign of abating, Hollywood’s rich and famous appear to have accepted that they can’t cheat their way in anymore. “I guess it’s back to donating science…
Owners of the syndication rights for the ABC sitcom Full House have announced that all the episodes that feature Lori Loughlin or reference Rebecca will no longer be made available for broadcast or streaming and…
The Harry Potter universe is in disarray tonight following allegations that the boy wizard’s parents paid an intermediary ‘large amounts of treasure’ to ensure their son’s acceptance at Hogwarts. Though the investigation is still ongoing,…
As news of the college bribery scandal ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ spreads, details are emerging of just how far Hollywood’s rich and famous will go to ensure their children get accepted into the nations top colleges,…
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has been accused of violating the principle of maintaining a strict separation of Church and State after she announced her department will no longer enforce a federal funding ban on religious…
As the full extent of the college bribery scandal becomes clear – in which the rich and famous paid to have their milquetoast progeny mis-represented as little Einsteins and accomplished athletes – many are feeling…
One of Michael Cohen’s claims during his extraordinary testimony to the House is that Trump made him pressure schools into not revealing the President’s SAT score. This has led some people to suggest his SAT…
As speechwriters put the final touches on President Trump’s State Of The Union address to be delivered this evening, they were warned to leave enough time for it to be memorized. “His teleprompters, being text-based,…
Michael Cohen has backed up his decision not to testify due to threats to his family by producing the note that he received. Written in chickenscratch with woeful spelling, Cohen said that made it no…
Proving that it’s simply too harmonious for its own good, the United States is fracturing over the correct way to draw an ‘X’. “I guess this is what happens when a country is so peaceful…
Vice-President Mike Pence has hit back at public criticism of his wife’s decision to work at a school that purposefully excludes LGBTQ students. “People’s lack of tolerance for Mother’s intolerance is outrageous!” Pence was particularly…
A 163-foot yacht worth 40 million dollars that belongs to Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has been damaged after someone set it adrift from its dock and it subsequently collided with nearby structures. The damage due…
Following the release of a report saying that only half of students believe the education they receive will be useful in real life, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos pledged today to improve on that figure. “I’d…
Advocates of arming teachers are claiming victory today, after a teacher in a Northern California school fired his gun inside a classroom, injuring three students. “We started talking about this way back in February and…
News that a teacher opened fire in the classroom at a Dalton High School is just the evidence we need that armed teachers are a great idea, said NRA President Wayne LaPierre this afternoon. “Obviously…
With events having shown that even trained armed deputies are insufficient to tackle the threat to our schools, the Defense Industry has stepped forward with the solution. “No classroom should be without this tank.” Based…