In a feat no-one could have foreseen, Happy Days actor Scott Baio has somehow managed the seemingly impossible – making people hate him even more than they already did. After diving into the 2016 election…
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is complaining that his reference to Hawaii as an ‘Island in the Pacific’ was just a joke and that nobody has a sense of humor anymore. “You probably don’t like this…
An island in the Pacific ocean, which also happens to be a State, questioned how Jeff Sessions could function as Attorney General when interviewed on a radio talk show earlier today. The island implied that…
(The White House) In a sign that he has lost his internal battle with Jared Kushner, Steve Bannon was summoned from his place in the shadows by President Trump so he could banish him to…
Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson and his longtime cortical partner have officially ended their relationship. They had been separated since late 2014 when Carson joined the Republican party, but have now decided to…
President Trump is so far the only western leader to call President Recep Tayyip Erdogan of Turkey to congratulate him on a dubious referendum victory granting him widespread autocratic powers. Trump said he’d been doing…
There were widespread sighs of relief at the White House Easter Egg Roll today after gaffe-prone spokesman Sean Spicer made it all the way through “How To Catch The Easter Bunny” without becoming an apologist…
(Easter Monday) President Trump boasted today of a huge showing of support for his administration by young people who held a rally on the White House grounds. “Young people are the future, and judging by…
(London, UK) The White House has let the British Royal Family know that President Trump expects to have a ride in the Queen’s gold carriage when he visits the UK later this year. Protecting the…
China has warned the threat of open conflict between the United States and North Korea has never been higher in recent times, with President Trump suggesting he will take pre-emptive action if North Korea attempts…
Only weeks into his first term President Trump is already making good on his campaign promise to put America, Syria, Afghanistan and the Korean Peninsula first, with airbases bombed, never-before-used weapons deployed, and a nuclear…
There are going to be big changes at the Department of Housing and Urban Development, after HUD Chief Ben Carson was stuck in an elevator when visiting an affordable housing complex in Miami. Following his…
During the election of 2016, nominee – and now President – Donald Trump made no secret of his views on NATO, which he unambiguously described as ‘obsolete’. However the failing mutual defense organization has made…
Paramedics and police have been called to the White House briefing room following an incident in which a reporter was sadly shot and killed. There appeared to be little doubt who the culprit was, as…
(Atlanta, GA) The Centers For Disease control has issued a warning that an epidemic of Foot in Mouth disease has broken out across the Unites States. Unlike the more common foot and mouth disease that…
In an attempt to convey the depravity of Syrian President Assad’s use of chemical weapons, Sean Spicer has claimed that their use is something not even Hitler lowered himself to, despite the mass killing of…
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is facing what may be his biggest backlash to date over his remark that Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons, which he then compounded with statements that implied victims of…
“I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject.” So said President Trump today in response to a question on how arrangements for the traditional White House Easter Egg Roll were progressing. “Nobody knew…
The Russian government has banned images of President Vladimir Putin depicted as a gay clown that are intended as a criticism of his homophobic policies. This is lead to widespread concern within the Russian population…
In response to criticisms that he has no plan in Syria President Trump has hit back that he does have a plan and a very clear one. “We’re going to bomb ISIS on Mondays, Wednesdays…
