President Trump’s visit to the UK took a surprising turn today when Queen Elizabeth made a inspired announcement about the menu she would be serving when she officially host him. Though President Trump was said…
Fast food purveyor Kentucky Fried Chicken has wasted no time taking advantage of the publicity generated by Democrat Steve Cohen of Tennessee when he brought a bucket of KFC to a House Committee hearing Attorney…
With time his hands now that the Mueller Report has been released, Attorney General Bill Barr today signed a contract to be the next spokesperson for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! “It’s always been…
The research and development division at the company that makes Doritos is buzzing after one of their resident food scientists had what is being described at the ‘mother of all Eureka moments’ during a discussion…
Lovers of pierogies in the United States can expect to see higher prices and no more ‘church lady’ pierogies after a ruling in a lawsuit brought by the European Union came down against the United…
The chances Krispy Kreme doughnuts will be served at a formal White House dinner grew today, as President Trump announced they are now one of his favorite foods. “I always preferred Dunkin Donuts before, but…
The USDA has recalled thousands of pounds of Chef Boyardee products. Though the initial reason given was allergen mislabeling, a revised statement confirmed that was not the real reason. “We simply got to thinking about…
A Washington, DC, restaurant that specializes in New Orleans cuisine has apologized for turning Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell into soup that was served to other patrons. “Amazingly our yelp rating has gone up, not…
Coffee drinkers will now have a new option at their local Starbucks, which is rolling out a beverage offering called the ‘Flat Non-White’ starting today. “Now everyone gets to be represented in our made-up espresso…
Local couple Greg and Stacy Denardo are trying to save money, which is why they will be resisting the temptation to venture out to one of Pittsburgh’s fine restaurants this Valentine’s Day. “Why spend the…
President Trump has congratulated the New England Patriots on their Super Bowl victory, and, as is customary, has extended an invitation to come to the White House. However he went out of his way to…
Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has signaled his intention to run for the White House in 2020. What was initially thought to be a divisive, threadbare candidacy that would only help Trump was transformed today…
After noticing the large burger orders they received for the Clemson football team’s visit to the White House were placed as recurring daily orders, the major fast food outlets called today to confirm it was…
Fast food purveyor Arby’s has announced it is entering an exciting new era today, after winning a tender to cater U.S. State Dinners to honor visiting foreign leaders through 2025. “Overseas dignitaries will now get…
McDonalds Corp (NYSE: MCD) has announced a new sandwich in its line-up, the McHamberder, that will be available in all locations starting tomorrow. Described as ‘like a burger but technically a berder’, the three-quarter pound…
The winning Clemson football team may never see a successful season again, after a team doctor diagnosed all the players with rapid onset diabetes earlier today. “I’ve never seen anything like it.” In addition, the…
The nation’s leading grocery chains expressed utter confusion today at plummeting sales of mushrooms that are being left to rot on store shelves. “Why does nobody like them anymore?” Though preferences in vegetables are known…
Following a flurry of questions by consumers about the President’s declaration that personal identification was needed to buy groceries in the United States, the White House today confirmed the requirement to present photo ID, and…
(Tampa, FL) Speaking at a Florida rally, President Trump reminded his salt-of-the-earth supporters of the well-known requirement to have a picture I.D. in order to buy bread at the store in the United States. “If…
Following the resignation of its founder John Schnatter over the use of a racial slur, Papa John’s said today it plans to learn from its mistakes and make people of all races comfortable ordering its…
