Terry Jones, one of the famed Monty Pythons, had died aged 77 and the tributes keep pouring in. More notable than most is one by Jesus Christ, who has kept his fandom of Jones a…
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With Republicans having the numbers to govern the rules of the Impeachment Trial in the Senate, it looked like Democrats would have an uphill battle trying to have witness testimony heard and new paper trail…
With all the talk of the drone strike on a senior Iranian military commander, the Lord Our God has admitted that even he nearly gave into the temptation of launching a lightening bolt strike recently,…
(Vatican City) Pope Francis has clarified his earlier apology for slapping the hand of a pilgrim who forcefully grabbed him, saying it shouldn’t be taken as a sign that he will tolerate that kind of…
Pope Francis has delivered his eagerly anticipated Christmas message to his legions of fans, who have grown accustomed to his popular habit of shaking things up. In the buildup to the Pontiff’s appearance there was…
The magazine long associated with Billy Graham, Christainity Today, is said to be having all the right kinds of problems after its subscription base recently ballooned by almost 100 million people. Editor Mark Galli said…
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has announced he is writing a brutally honest account of his time on Earth, to be published in Amazon’s Kindle store under the title ‘Walking on Water’. The Lamb of…
American Vice President Mike Pence is said to be in stable condition tonight after ‘taking a turn’ while being shown a bronze statue of Molly Malone that is a well-known tourist attraction in Ireland. “He noted how well polished it was before realizing what he was…
Though he normally loathes to comment on work activities, the Grim Reaper admitted today to a local radio station that scything David Koch recently was ‘pretty sweet’ as the job goes. “When I cast the…
The city of El Paso is suffering yet again today as local officials learned that a dangerous member of the Alt-Right is visiting the area. Though he is just there to look around, they say…
Saying this is a vital issue on which teenagers should get to speak their mind, prospective two-time U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore offered to hear the other side on gun control today. “Shooters are mostly…
The Almighty today denied his hand is behind rain and thunderstorms predicted for the Washington DC area on July 4th. “It’s summer – storms happen.” He admits he received a ‘whole lot of prayers’ asking…
Facing hot water for his recent comments, the Dalai Lama has clarified that all he was concerned with was the best interests of the spiritual well being of all humankind. “I simply want to ensure…
Original content creator Amazon has responded to Christians demanding that its new highly publicized show Good Omens be canceled, saying the series has been personally greenlit by God. “We checked in with him during pre-production…
(Harrisburg, PA) Pennsylvania’s State Legislature was treated to a mini version of the rapture today when one of their members was summoned to God’s side by ascending abruptly into the heavens. The miraculous occurrence happened…
Joel Osteen is said to be in shock today after being hit with a Cease And Desist order by the Lord Our Saviour, which prevents him from collecting money from the public in the name…
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has been accused of violating the principle of maintaining a strict separation of Church and State after she announced her department will no longer enforce a federal funding ban on religious…
Firefighters had to be called to a church in Opelika, Alabama, after flames and smoke were seen by parishioners. “They just came out of nowhere!” The unexplained blaze broke out while President Trump was in…
Lent has arrived which can only mean one thing in Pittsburgh – Fish Frys! But there is a dark underbelly to the fish fry capital of the world, where you only have to scratch the…
Proving that he is a man of action and not just words, Pope Francis has taken a bold step towards reform in the wake of overwhelming evidence of the extent of sexual abuse of minors…