As the coronavirus crisis worsens with multiple deaths in the United States, task force leader Mike Pence anounced he and his team have achieved a major breakthrough that could turn the tide. “After many hours…
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To boost the confidence of an anxious public, the White House today released a photo of the coronavirus task force hard at work to safeguard the public and prevent community transmission. Inside sources reported that…
In order to dispel any notions that he is not being heplful, God said today he has been passing Mike Pence’s repeated requests for help with the coronavirus outbreak on to the Centers for Disease…
The first full meeting of Mike Pence’s coronavirus task force failed to make much headway today, as members failed to agree on a number of key issues. Problems began almost immediately when a microbiologist, during…
Coronavirus czar Mike Pence has wasted no time getting down to business as he met with leading medical experts today to learn the scale of the task he has been entrusted with by President Trump….
Saying he hopes he can be forgiven, Vice President Mike Pence today apologized for commiting a ‘terrible indiscretion’ which he says will haunt him until the day he ascends to the bosom of his Lord…
With Mitch McConnell uncertain if he has the numbers to block witnesses appearing at the Impeachment Trial in the Senate, the Majority Leader is making a pre-emptive concession to try to regain control of proceedings….
Terry Jones, one of the famed Monty Pythons, had died aged 77 and the tributes keep pouring in. More notable than most is one by Jesus Christ, who has kept his fandom of Jones a…
With all the talk of the drone strike on a senior Iranian military commander, the Lord Our God has admitted that even he nearly gave into the temptation of launching a lightening bolt strike recently,…
(Vatican City) Pope Francis has clarified his earlier apology for slapping the hand of a pilgrim who forcefully grabbed him, saying it shouldn’t be taken as a sign that he will tolerate that kind of…
Pope Francis has delivered his eagerly anticipated Christmas message to his legions of fans, who have grown accustomed to his popular habit of shaking things up. In the buildup to the Pontiff’s appearance there was…
The magazine long associated with Billy Graham, Christainity Today, is said to be having all the right kinds of problems after its subscription base recently ballooned by almost 100 million people. Editor Mark Galli said…
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has announced he is writing a brutally honest account of his time on Earth, to be published in Amazon’s Kindle store under the title ‘Walking on Water’. The Lamb of…
American Vice President Mike Pence is said to be in stable condition tonight after ‘taking a turn’ while being shown a bronze statue of Molly Malone that is a well-known tourist attraction in Ireland. “He noted how well polished it was before realizing what he was…
Though he normally loathes to comment on work activities, the Grim Reaper admitted today to a local radio station that scything David Koch recently was ‘pretty sweet’ as the job goes. “When I cast the…
The city of El Paso is suffering yet again today as local officials learned that a dangerous member of the Alt-Right is visiting the area. Though he is just there to look around, they say…
Saying this is a vital issue on which teenagers should get to speak their mind, prospective two-time U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore offered to hear the other side on gun control today. “Shooters are mostly…
The Almighty today denied his hand is behind rain and thunderstorms predicted for the Washington DC area on July 4th. “It’s summer – storms happen.” He admits he received a ‘whole lot of prayers’ asking…
Facing hot water for his recent comments, the Dalai Lama has clarified that all he was concerned with was the best interests of the spiritual well being of all humankind. “I simply want to ensure…
Original content creator Amazon has responded to Christians demanding that its new highly publicized show Good Omens be canceled, saying the series has been personally greenlit by God. “We checked in with him during pre-production…