[Washington, DC] The Pope’s visit to North America is underway and he has wasted no time shaking things up. Originally billed as an opportunity for Pope Francis to bring his message of peace and love…
After more than two thousand years of operation, the Catholic Church is to dissolve itself and liquidate its assets which are to be distributed amongst its 1.2 billion adherents. The action was decided on after…
[San Fernando Valley, CA] Porn shoots across Southern California ceased pounding today out of respect as word spread that veteran adult film entertainer Ace Reamer has passed at the age of 80. Ace was born…
[CERN, Switzerland] Physicists and cosmologists are breathing a huge sigh of relief at the news that Pope Francis has publicly endorsed the Big Bang Theory, which they have been tentatively working on for decades now….
[Southwestern PA] Local Assistant to the County Clerk Jay Simmons is sympathetic to the plight of Kim Davis because, just like the pious Kentucky County Clerk, he also believes his right to religious freedom means…
It has been a tragic year for small-town Ohio resident Wilbur Down. He lost his job, one foot, and the one place that gave him solace. His local church, which he donated his life savings…
When Saudi national Tim (not his real name) was approached with the opportunity to be a suicide bomber in return for 72 virgins in Paradise, he couldn’t believe his luck and he eagerly accepted. But…
[Vatican City] Though it was not supposed to be made known until next Sunday, word is already leaking out about a shocking discovery that would rock Christianity to its very foundations, except it appears that…
