Gun Control

Election2016, God Stuff, Gun Control, Politics February 27, 2017

Stupid Lefty Kicking Herself For Protesting For Free All This Time!

Former Bernie Sanders supporter and committed liberal Jane Hellas (26) has had an active year exercising her constitutional right to peacefully protest Donald Trump which she’s been feeling good about doing. But with news from…

Election2016, Gun Control, Politics August 10, 2016

Trump Clarifies That He Only Intended For Someone To Substantially Wound Clinton

Facing a backlash over recent statements, Republican nominee Donald Trump had proclaimed his innocence over accusations leveled at him by the Secret Service and the public at large. “I see all these headlines saying I’m…

Gun Control, Sports August 7, 2016

NRA President Wayne LaPierre Credits Unrestricted Gun Culture For Gold Medal In Rio

The first gold medal at the Rio Olympics has gone to the USA for shooting. Winner Ginny Thrasher said being taken hunting by family got her into the sport she has proved so successful at….

Election2016, Gun Control, Politics July 28, 2016

Guy Who Shot Reagan Released In Front Of Donald Trump’s Home

Authorities have released John Hinkley Jr. – who shot President Reagan in 1981 – citing that there was no longer any benefit to keeping him incarcerated. Medical experts have determined that his mental health issues…

Gun Control, Law & Order, Politics July 18, 2016

Boy Genius Figures Out That It’s Guns AND People That Kill People

You can’t be blamed for believing the gun violence debate is going nowhere these days, with the NRA and gun control advocates both locked into their respective positions of “People kill people” and “Guns kill…

Gun Control, Holidays, Local July 5, 2016

Pittsburgh’s Fourth Of July Downtown Shooting Interrupted By Fireworks

A Fourth of July shooting in Downtown Pittsburgh has been tragically interrupted by an outbreak of fireworks. Police say nobody has been arrested in connection with the incident yet but they are following a tip…

Gun Control, Politics June 23, 2016

Lazy-Ass Democrats Sit On Floor Instead Of Doing Something About State Of America

While House Republicans have busied themselves time and time again engaging in symbolic votes against Obamacare despite it being the settled law of the land that cannot be overturned, House Democrats have taken over the…

Bigotry, Gun Control, Law & Order June 12, 2016

Brock Turner’s Advocates Say Orlando Shooter Shouldn’t Be Vilified For 180 Minutes Of Action

Horrific events in Orlando, the biggest mass shooting in US history, have left shooter Omar Muteen dead together with a tragic number of victims. The shocking incident began at 2am and only ended when law…

Arts & Entertainment, Gun Control, Literary, Parenting, Politics March 25, 2016

Fairy Tales Updated By NRA To Include Guns Re-Updated By Gun Control Advocates

The NRA’s family division – surely you knew there was one? – has started updating classic fairy tales so that the real-world fears they were traditionally supposed to educate children about are magically all solved…

Gun Control, Parenting, Politics, Sex February 27, 2016

Iowa Lawmakers Propose Bill To Let The Unborn Have Guns

[Des Moines, IA] Having already succeeded in passing a bill permitting children of any age to handle firearms, Iowa lawmakers have turned their attention to an even younger group whose second amendment rights they say…

Education, Gun Control, Politics February 25, 2016

Campus Carry Laws Bring New Hope To Failing Students

[Houston, TX] Texas is the latest state to pass campus carry laws that require public educational institutions to permit concealed handguns on their property. Despite the howls of complaints about academic freedom being threatened, in…

Gun Control, Law & Order, Politics, World January 5, 2016

Putin Offers To Personally Take Out Oregon Militants ‘Apocalypse Now’ Style

In an unusual – but in some ways unsurprising – turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin has offered to assist the United States in dealing with what he calls its home-grown terrorist problem presently…

Birders preparing to recapture the Oregon wildlife refuge.

Critters, Gun Control, Law & Order, Politics January 4, 2016

Enraged Birders To Retake Oregon Wildlife Refuge In Dawn Offensive

[Burns, OR] The armed militants who have occupied the Oregon wildlife refuge may be encouraged the apparent lack of response by government authorities. But their stand is reportedly doomed anyway, since they picked the worst…

Gun Control, Law & Order, Politics January 3, 2016

‘This Wildlife Refuge Is For The People’ Says Militia Turning The Public Away At Gunpoint

The nation is fixated on Oregon today where a group of armed militants have occupied the headquarters of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, which is federal property. Given the potentially high stakes involved in a…

Critters, Gun Control, Politics December 6, 2015

NRA Calls For Comprehensive Ban On Deer Wearing Armor

The NRA has rejected calls for tighter gun control until there is a specific law on the books to prevent deer and other prey animals acquiring military-grade protective gear. “Obviously it won’t apply to animals…

Gun Control, Politics December 3, 2015

Good Guys With Guns Vow To Prevent Mass Shootings As Soon As They Start Getting Sufficient Advance Notice

With mass shootings becoming routine to the point of seeming mundane, the NRA has reiterated its stance that the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with…

Education, Gun Control, Politics October 7, 2015

United States To Solve School Shootings Problem By Outfitting All Students With Full Body Armor

In response to the epidemic of school shootings, the U.S. Government has come up with a most American solution to the problem of how to keep kids safe. “Guns don’t kill people and people don’t…

Bigotry, Gun Control, Politics, Sex October 4, 2015

GOP Says Latest Shooting Means It’s Time For Meaningful Vagina Control

With the nation’s most recent mass shooting still fresh in everyone’s mind, the Republican Party has said enough is enough – it’s high time for comprehensive, properly enforced vagina control. “This latest incidence of gun…

Gun Control, Law & Order, Literary, Politics September 9, 2015

We Are One Mass Murder Away From Reaching New Levels Of Brief Ineffective Outrage

Keen observer of human nature Malcolm Gladwell has become a household name pointing out the harbringers of irrevocable changes in our society. When asked about recent horrific incidents involving gun violence, he says it should…

Gun Control, Law & Order, Politics, Society August 30, 2015

Special Report: How Not To Get Shot While Letting Everyone Keep Their Lovely Guns

Many Americans don’t want to get shot, but many Americans also love their guns so how to keep everyone happy? Don’t stop reading if you’re a gun-owner because here at Breaking Burgh we don’t buy…