Not to be outdone by fellow Republicans Thomas Massie and Lauren Boebert, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene today posted a photo of herself in front of the family Christmas tree together with her favorite warhead….
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Following its pause in the distribution of the J&J COVID vaccine over concerns it had lead to a small number of blood clots, the CDC has now paused the distribution of firearms after uncovering worrying…
Speaking about the shooting in a Boulder Colorado grocery store in which 10 people died, Mitch McConnell has said the assailant was clearly mentally ill, but it was impossible to predict in advance who would…
(Boulder, CO) Representative Lauren Boebert is in her home state today, after racing back to the site of a mass shooting so she could help the victims in their time of dire need. “I hated…
A humbled Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer confessed the truth behind their desire for gun control today, saying President Trump was just too smart to be fooled by their games. Pelosi showed none of her…
(Lansing, MI) Protesters openly displaying weapons have taken to the Michigan State Capitol Building to demand their concerns be heard and acceeded to, including ending the shutdown to allow them to compensate freely in public…
The normally peaceful National Prayer Breakfast was thrown into chaos today when its star attraction, God, abruptly left the room not long after President Trump arrived. The Almighty, who normally attends as an ethereal presense…
In genuinely sad news, conservative radio talkshow host Rush Limbaugh has revealed he is battling advanced lung cancer. However Limbaugh was quick to dismiss reports that he plans to treat his cancer with medical interventions…
(Richmond, VA) Thousands of protesters took to the streets of Richmond this MLK day in support of the rights of small penis owners, who they say are being unfairly targeted with laws that curb their…
In a huge about-turn, President Trump has thrown his weight behind measures designed to prevent mass shootings. His change of heart came when he learned of the lastest incident in White Settlement, Texas. “We cannot…
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A politician, who asked not to be named, had a moment of panic this week when he realized he wouldn’t be able to let people know he was sending thoughts and prayers after a spate…
Sensing it is finally time for action to combat gun violence, leading Republicans today proposed tighter restrictions on gun sales where they say it matters most – in first player video games. “As the root…
Adopting an uncharacteristic somber tone in light of recent tragedies, President Trump today promised to reach out to all assault rifles in their time of need. “You are probably feeling very vulnerable right now, but…
The physician treating Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell for a fractured shoulder bone has spoken to the press about the injury, saying he has prescribed an intensive course of thoughts and prayers. “I ordered him…
The media in the United States today resolved to address a serious problem facing society – how to fit in all the news given the frequency of mass shootings these days. “People expect us to…
Speaking at a news conference on Capitol Hill today, senior members of the GOP cautioned against a rush to debate gun control in the aftermath of recent events. “The period right after this tragic shooting…
Saying this is a vital issue on which teenagers should get to speak their mind, prospective two-time U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore offered to hear the other side on gun control today. “Shooters are mostly…
The United States has stolen New Zealand’s thunder when it comes to implementing sensible gun control in a straightforward and expedient matter in stunning fashion. The decision came following an emergency session of both houses…
There is an excess of thoughts and prayers in the United States today, as those sent from here to New Zealand in the wake of the mosque shootings returned unused. “They were very grateful but…
