(Atlanta, GA) The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, following guidance from the Trump administration, has announced it is reversing its longstanding support of the Germ Theory of Disease, which maintains that microorganisms known as…
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As they continue to fight to stay above water in these difficult economic times, struggling Mom & Pop stores across the country found hope in President Trump’s Town Hall answers Tuesday night when he touted…
Faced with incontrovertible evidence that he knowingly downplayed the seriousness of the Coronvirus pandemic, President Trump today explained why he misled the American public about the danger it posed. “I can’t bear the thought of…
Leading Pennsylvania wool producers took issue today with Wendy Bell’s use of the derogatory term ‘sheeple’, which implies that sheep are blind followers that are easily manipulated rather than intelligent mammals who know when to…
Faced with inescapable evidence that more people watched Joe Biden accept his party’s nomination, President Trump nevertheless today claimed victory in the number of new Coronavirus infections his speech inspired. “We left Sleepy Joe back…
(Moscow, CIS) Mere days after his announcement that Russia had approved a vaccine for COVID-19 in record time, Vladimir Putin today revealed he had done it again, in this case developing a vaccine that prevents…
Vladimir Putin today declared that his COVID-19 vaccine – which gained the approval of authorities in record time – has no bad side effects, though he emphasized that the same cannot be said of questioning…
Saying it was time to look beyond her public service career as a White House advisor, Ivanka Trump today announced her return to the fashion industry with a brand new line of high-end funeral attire…
Leading underwear manufacturer HANES has announced a nationwide campaign to educate the American public on how to wear their boxer brief offerings. The initiative is in response to concerns that they are being worn incorrectly,…
Following its adoption of a face covering mandate to help control the spread of the Coronavirus, leading retailer Walmart is said to be seriously considering extending the mandate to cover other parts of the body…
As physicians who are not Dr. Stella Immanuel sought to assure their patients that demon sperm does not cause gynecological ailments like cysts and endometriosis, the American Medical Association issued a statement today clarifying that…
As the White House tries to get President Trump’s election year rallies back on track, details were released today of an exciting new component that will be part of them going forward. “We are pleased…
President Trump today conceded that Dr. Fauci was right all along in calling for rigorous double-blinded scientific testing before making pronouncements about the efficacy of medical treatments for treating COVID-19 patients. “That is why I…
In yet another glorious moment of national recognition for Pittsburgh, local broadcaster Wendy Bell has made the shortlist for a major honorific – the National Karen Award. The yearly prize is given to the biggest…
Saying it was crucially important that the Federal Government leads the way during the biggest healthcare crisis to hit the country in living memory, President Trump today announced a nationwide testing program to identify and…
President Trump has again appeared with a range of GOYA food products, this time with an important messages for the American people. “Eating a bowl of GOYA’s premium frijole negros every day stops you getting…
(The White House) President Trump unleashed a furious tirade today against the latest entity he claims is out to get him – the discipline of mathematics. “When you add two positive numbers together you always…
Betsy DeVos says she has come up with a way to reopen the nation’s public schools while at the same time ensuring that the novel Coronavirus is not able to infect children who could pass…
(Sterling, VA) There were solemn scenes today at a DC area golf course as a visibly moved President Trump held a moment’s silence on the 9th green to mark what he described as a terrible…
Despite being the subject of criticism for not mentioning mask guidelines at the last Coronavirus briefing, Vice President Mike Pence said today he was more in favor of mask wearing than people think. “I’ll have…