President Trump has announced he will regrettably not be able to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year. The White House said the President was very keen to be present, but has been prevented…

Far from eliciting the usual groans of disapproval, President Trump’s latest impulsive statement, calling for the death penalty for those responsible for America’s drug problems, is being very well received. “Executing the Pharma CEOs behind…

The bonespur that led to President Trump’s fifth draft deferment during the Vietnam War went on record today about that turbulent time. “It feels good to finally let it all out.” It wants everyone to…

Emergency services across the country were overwhelmed today dealing with an epidemic of tragic deaths following last night’s State of the Union address by the President. “We’ve never seen anything like it.” The rash of…

White House doctor Ronny L. Jackson MD has confirmed that in addition to a physical exam, he performed a mental assessment of the President last Friday, which he says Trump passed with flying colors. “I…

Fears that Donald Trump is the childlike capricious fool described in Michael Wolff’s book “Fire and Fury” were quelled by the President himself today on his twitter account: “I went from VERY successful businessman, to…

Fears that President Trump is in declining mental health appeared to be confirmed today when he insisted his political catchphrase “Make America Great Again” was henceforth to be “Make Amerika Great Grate Grete Again Again”….