Celebrations within the Democratic party over President Trump’s defeat in trying to repeal Obamacare came to a sudden halt today when someone made the observation that millions of Trump supporters would now still be alive…
With the promised repeal of the Affordable Care Act now dead in the water, President Trump is claiming he was a fan of Obama’s signature legislation all along. “No need to thank me all at…
With the future of affordable healthcare for women up in the air on Capitol Hill, a new survey finding that 52% of men don’t believe they have benefited from affordable birth control being available is…
Kansas Senator Pat Roberts has apologized for joking about not needing mammograms in relation to the repeal of Obamacare. Many have derided his comments but health professionals point out the Republican senator is personally responsible…
The actor Ben Affleck has publicly revealed he has completed rehab for alcohol addiction, garnering praise for his message that people shouldn’t feel ashamed to seek out the help they need. It was also notable…
Observers of Pi Day across the country have bid it farewell for another year. For the uninitiated, Pi Day is celebrated on March 14 in acknowledgment of the special mathematical number. Adherents typically do not…
Out of concern that people may have to buy expensive healthcare coverage instead of iPhones once Obamacare is replaced, Apple Inc. has decided to solve the dilemma for consumers by expanding its iPhone AppleCare protection…
President Trump and the Republican Party have proudly unveiled their replacement for Obamacare, putting naysayers who said they had no real alternative ready in their place. Paul Ryan said Obamacare had failed because insurers had…
The Avian flu virus, also known as the bird flu virus, has been detected in a poultry flock within the United States according to Federal officials. They assure the public they were working together with…
(Chappaqua, NY) The personal physician of defeated Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton expressed concern today as she continues to shake her head over Donald Trump’s statement that ‘nobody knew healthcare would be this complicated’. “She hasn’t…
A local DSM-5 manual – full title of which is The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition – has suffered fatal damage after catching fire during a free-wheeling press conference by President…
Oklahoma State Representative Justin Humphrey has drawn the ire of many women with his belief that pregnant women are ‘hosts’ who no longer own their bodies. But perhaps no-one is better placed to teach Humphrey…
Though most Republicans have long been reliable saviors of America from the terrible fate of cheap imported Canadian pharmaceuticals, 13 Democratic Senators, including rising star Cory Booker, have thankfully joined them to save us from…
New Jersey Senator and rising Democratic star Cory Booker has been drawing flack from progressives after joining Republicans to vote down a Bernie Sanders bill to exert downward pressure on inflated prescription drug prices prices…
Keeping New Year resolutions is rarely easy – if it was there wouldn’t be a need for them in the first place. All too often people’s sincere attempts to adopt a healthier lifestyle and give…
Out of concern for public health as well as the public good in general, Government officials have cautioned people against serving ‘turducken’ this Thanksgiving. They are concerned that the hen-inside-a-duck-inside-a-turkey is so dense, with no…
(Union, NJ) Retailer Bed Bath & Beyond [BBBY] has indicated it is considering ditching its iconic and omnipresent 20% discount coupons. Though the coupons may seem like a nice offer, there has long been a…
Donald Trump has responded to news that his opponent Hillary Clinton had a mild lung infection by predicting she will never get better and will soon be dead. He quickly dismissed criticisms that he is…
[Pittsburgh, PA] Despite decades of hope that one day Pittsburgh’s major thoroughfares could all be fixed, the Liberty Bridge fire has apparently sent PennDOT over the edge. “When the huge craters were finally fixed on…
I CAN’T SEE THE NUMBER: If you can’t see the number then what you are ‘seeing’ is that you have a vision problem. You do not need to see a medical professional, as not passing…