Keeping New Year resolutions is rarely easy – if it was there wouldn’t be a need for them in the first place. All too often people’s sincere attempts to adopt a healthier lifestyle and give…
Out of concern for public health as well as the public good in general, Government officials have cautioned people against serving ‘turducken’ this Thanksgiving. They are concerned that the hen-inside-a-duck-inside-a-turkey is so dense, with no…
(Union, NJ) Retailer Bed Bath & Beyond [BBBY] has indicated it is considering ditching its iconic and omnipresent 20% discount coupons. Though the coupons may seem like a nice offer, there has long been a…
Donald Trump has responded to news that his opponent Hillary Clinton had a mild lung infection by predicting she will never get better and will soon be dead. He quickly dismissed criticisms that he is…
[Pittsburgh, PA] Despite decades of hope that one day Pittsburgh’s major thoroughfares could all be fixed, the Liberty Bridge fire has apparently sent PennDOT over the edge. “When the huge craters were finally fixed on…
I CAN’T SEE THE NUMBER: If you can’t see the number then what you are ‘seeing’ is that you have a vision problem. You do not need to see a medical professional, as not passing…
The raising of the cost of EpiPens by Mylan CEO Heather Bresch is having an unusual effect on the the nations’s powerful Mommy Blogger community. A rare exception is emerging in the Femishpere, which is…
TV host and occasional physician Drew Pinsky is making headlines after weighing in on the 2016 election, saying Donald Trump may be insane and that he is ‘gravely concerned’ about Hillary Clinton’s medical care. Also…
The ‘McDonald’s of the Future’ has arrived at a franchise location in St Joseph, Missouri, and it features comfy chairs, self-serve kiosks, and even table service for those that want it. But the most exciting…
With both Trump’s and Clinton’s conventions now behind them, political forecaster Nate Silver has released his latest prediction of who would win the general election if it were held today – finding with 80% certainty…
A meta-analysis of scientific data and anecdotal evidence on the benefits of stem cell therapy has found that is unambiguously a good idea in all medical scenarios. The comprehensive study, which was commissioned the National…
Donald Trump’s grown-up children were the backbone of his performance at the GOP convention, humanizing his otherwise dark and foreboding presence. But only a select few knew that someone was missing from the line-up. Trump’s…
Medical professionals at Pittsburgh’s Western Psychiatric Institute have warned that longtime city residents are at serious risk of mental health issues this year due to there being far less to complain about than usual. They…
The US Surgeon General has declared a new era in health has finally arrived, though it came as a complete surprise as the populace was as unfit as ever as recently as July 6th. But…
(Pittsburgh, PA) History is being made in a community center in the East End of the City where the first chapter of Hipsters Anonymous (HA) is holding meetings to help those hopelessly addicted to the…
Dozens of people have injured their feet walking on hot coals as part of an event in Dallas featuring motivational speaker and author Tony Robbins. Initially they were treated for their burns by local EMTs,…
[Atlanta, GA] The people of the United Kingdom have chosen via referendum to leave the European Union – an institution that emerged out of a desire never to see the major powers of Europe at…
[Pittsburgh, PA] Twenty-something Joe Spanto from Greenfield never thought his recent trip to his doctor in Oakland for a routine medical check up could change his life, but change it it did. After being put…
It is with great regret that we announce the death of the Republican Party, which passed away last night after a long illness. The legendary party of Lincoln, also known affectionately as the GOP, was…
(Rockville, MD) Recognizing that the Public Health Service may have been putting the cart before the horse by focusing on nutrition, hydration, and exercise, US Surgeon General Vivek Murthy is launching a major campaign to…
