A meta-analysis of scientific data and anecdotal evidence on the benefits of stem cell therapy has found that is unambiguously a good idea in all medical scenarios. The comprehensive study, which was commissioned the National…
Donald Trump’s grown-up children were the backbone of his performance at the GOP convention, humanizing his otherwise dark and foreboding presence. But only a select few knew that someone was missing from the line-up. Trump’s…
Medical professionals at Pittsburgh’s Western Psychiatric Institute have warned that longtime city residents are at serious risk of mental health issues this year due to there being far less to complain about than usual. They…
The US Surgeon General has declared a new era in health has finally arrived, though it came as a complete surprise as the populace was as unfit as ever as recently as July 6th. But…
(Pittsburgh, PA) History is being made in a community center in the East End of the City where the first chapter of Hipsters Anonymous (HA) is holding meetings to help those hopelessly addicted to the…
Dozens of people have injured their feet walking on hot coals as part of an event in Dallas featuring motivational speaker and author Tony Robbins. Initially they were treated for their burns by local EMTs,…
[Atlanta, GA] The people of the United Kingdom have chosen via referendum to leave the European Union – an institution that emerged out of a desire never to see the major powers of Europe at…
[Pittsburgh, PA] Twenty-something Joe Spanto from Greenfield never thought his recent trip to his doctor in Oakland for a routine medical check up could change his life, but change it it did. After being put…
It is with great regret that we announce the death of the Republican Party, which passed away last night after a long illness. The legendary party of Lincoln, also known affectionately as the GOP, was…
(Rockville, MD) Recognizing that the Public Health Service may have been putting the cart before the horse by focusing on nutrition, hydration, and exercise, US Surgeon General Vivek Murthy is launching a major campaign to…
[Watertown, NY] Republican candidate John Kasich has drawn criticism over a comment to a female college student worried about sexual violence, harassment and rape that she should avoid parties where there’s a lot of alcohol….
Neuro-degenerative brain disease is a scourge that affects many Americans of advancing years, the latest example being a beloved father and grandfather in Pittsburgh. His family, all of whom live nearby, started noticing minor memory…
Just days after incurring Amy Schumer’s wrath by listing her on the cover of a special edition of the magazine focused on plus size women, Glamour magazine has managed to mess up again. Though Schumer…
A new diet is about to sweep the country and this one promises not to be a passing fad, mainly because most Americans are already following it. Called ‘Real Eating’ by self-taught nutritionist Doc Speeks…
At the New Hampshire GOP debate, candidate Donald Trump distinguished himself by showing no hesitation about re-introducing water boarding if elected, and boasted that he would authorize something a ‘hell of a lot worse’. When…
[Atlanta, GA] As if the Zika virus wasn’t enough to deal with, scientists at the Centers For Disease Control (CDC) are wrestling with an especially nasty strain of sexist piety that has broken out in…
On a local radio program, embattled Michigan Governor Rick Snyder has revealed that people have been less than friendly to him after he and his cronies poisoned them by switching to a dangerous water source…
[Des Moines, IA] There was relief in Des Moines as a floating hospital finally made it through to treat the hordes of wounded fact checkers that have succumbed to battle injuries during the run-up to…
After decades of having their products targeted as being unhealthy for both children and adults, the decision to switch the Flint water supply from the Detroit water system to the Flint River to save money…
Democratic presidential hopeful Martin O’Malley says he has received a clean bill of health from his physician and has boxes full of copies of the report for anyone who wants them. “I’m parking in the…