White House doctor Ronny L. Jackson MD has confirmed that in addition to a physical exam, he performed a mental assessment of the President last Friday, which he says Trump passed with flying colors. “I…

Fears that Donald Trump is the childlike capricious fool described in Michael Wolff’s book “Fire and Fury” were quelled by the President himself today on his twitter account: “I went from VERY successful businessman, to…

Fears that President Trump is in declining mental health appeared to be confirmed today when he insisted his political catchphrase “Make America Great Again” was henceforth to be “Make Amerika Great Grate Grete Again Again”….

President Trump said a hugely important healthcare milestone was reached today, as he triumphantly declared victory in the fight against AIDS councils. “Even since the late 1980s when President Reagan acknowledged AIDS existed, we have…

The White House today finally addressed charges that President Trump’s speech on the status of Jerusalem was garbled. Though the content of the speech should have provided plenty of fodder, many in the press focused…

Local officials arranging President Trump’s visit to the country of Vietnam this week have contacted US authorities to assure them there will be very little walking that could aggravate the President’s terrible bone spur. “We…

Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell has indicated he intends to bring the Graham-Cassidy bill – the latest attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act (ACA) or Obamacare – for a vote next week. Co-author of…

White House Chief of Staff John Kelly had to excuse himself briefly today to receive treatment for a facial rash, which medical staff determined was the result of excessive facepalming. “The skin eventually becomes irritated…