Saying it was time to look beyond her public service career as a White House advisor, Ivanka Trump today announced her return to the fashion industry with a brand new line of high-end funeral attire…
Leading underwear manufacturer HANES has announced a nationwide campaign to educate the American public on how to wear their boxer brief offerings. The initiative is in response to concerns that they are being worn incorrectly,…
Following its adoption of a face covering mandate to help control the spread of the Coronavirus, leading retailer Walmart is said to be seriously considering extending the mandate to cover other parts of the body…
As physicians who are not Dr. Stella Immanuel sought to assure their patients that demon sperm does not cause gynecological ailments like cysts and endometriosis, the American Medical Association issued a statement today clarifying that…
As the White House tries to get President Trump’s election year rallies back on track, details were released today of an exciting new component that will be part of them going forward. “We are pleased…
President Trump today conceded that Dr. Fauci was right all along in calling for rigorous double-blinded scientific testing before making pronouncements about the efficacy of medical treatments for treating COVID-19 patients. “That is why I…
In yet another glorious moment of national recognition for Pittsburgh, local broadcaster Wendy Bell has made the shortlist for a major honorific – the National Karen Award. The yearly prize is given to the biggest…
Saying it was crucially important that the Federal Government leads the way during the biggest healthcare crisis to hit the country in living memory, President Trump today announced a nationwide testing program to identify and…
President Trump has again appeared with a range of GOYA food products, this time with an important messages for the American people. “Eating a bowl of GOYA’s premium frijole negros every day stops you getting…
(The White House) President Trump unleashed a furious tirade today against the latest entity he claims is out to get him – the discipline of mathematics. “When you add two positive numbers together you always…
Betsy DeVos says she has come up with a way to reopen the nation’s public schools while at the same time ensuring that the novel Coronavirus is not able to infect children who could pass…
(Sterling, VA) There were solemn scenes today at a DC area golf course as a visibly moved President Trump held a moment’s silence on the 9th green to mark what he described as a terrible…
Despite being the subject of criticism for not mentioning mask guidelines at the last Coronavirus briefing, Vice President Mike Pence said today he was more in favor of mask wearing than people think. “I’ll have…
NFL BRIEF: Insisting he wasn’t going to mess this up like he did with the kneeling protests first time around, Roger Goodell said fans need to understand the games will look a little different from…
A representative of the Holy See is California bound tonight, where a modern-day miracle has occurred that has been shared widely on social media. A poor wretched woman far too physically weak to wear a…
Having expressed great misgivings about President Trump’s planned rally in Tulsa, Dr Fauci said he was pleasantly surprised at how people ended up heeding his recommendations after all in large measure. In addition to initial…
(Tulsa, OK) A campaign rally in support of President Trump’s re-election bid descending into chaos on Saturday when a large fight broke out. Things were tense from the beginning according to local law enforcement, with…
Quick on the heels of his fascinating insight that there’d be no Coronavirus cases if we’d only stop testing for it, President Trump has announced a bold initiative to combat the leading causes of death…
(Sterling, VA) At the Trump National Golf Club this Memorial Day weekend, the President ordered that the golf hole flags be flown at half staff to honor all those who have died as a result…
MEDICAL BRIEF: Though not backed up with randomized clinical trials, a widely reported case study involving the drug chloroquine describes a septuagenrian user said to display a worrying list of undesirable side effects including –…