Attorney General Bill Barr has been forced to defend his Department of Justice from accusations that it operates at the behest of President Trump after a number of DOJ prosecutors resigned over sentence recommedations handed…
Despite a jawdropping preformance in which he brought up sports scandals and invoked the words of MLK to defend the President, Kenneth Starr has asked for the indulgence of Justice Roberts and the Senate to…
The Super Bowl halftime show had a political slant this year, as children in cages featured as part of the act. The gesture has given hope to underage immigrant detainees in ICE captivity everywhere. “Those…
Adding to the hagiography surrounding the late Kobe Bryant, a local man – who preferes to remain nameless – recounted today how Kobe Bryant taught him that you didn’t have to accept your dismal lot…
Lawyers seeking to obtain President Trump’s DNA have said his anticipated refusal is not a problem, as they will instead get it by swabbing the lips of one of his many ass-kissers in the GOP…
Trump lawyer Alan Dersowitz got into his own bit of trouble today on the way to the Senate when he was seen by a DC official casually tossing his empty coffee cup onto the sidewalk….
A visibly frustrated Justice Roberts scolded Senators during the question and answer portion of the Impeachment Trial for what he called an ‘undue proportion of questions’ asking if it was okay to go to the…
In a startling upset to the impeachment trial in the Senate, President Trump has let it be known that he will henceforth be defending himself and that any arguments put forward by his legal team…
(US Capitol) The impeachment trial of President Trump got off to a rocky start today after dozens of GOP Senators complained of distracting hand pain shortly after they were sworn in in the Senate Chamber…
(Capitol Hill, DC) Saying it was far too dark in the Senate Chamber to see clearly, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has installed a large bright neon sign which he says will reduce everyone’s eyestrain. Rather…
The President has seen an exodus from his legal team forcing him to retain new counsel, which is proving far more difficult that anticipated according to inside sources. “Turns out when you don’t pay or…
Nancy Pelosi has explained why she is in no great rush to send articles of impeachment to the Senate. “Impeaching Donald is just so much fun!” She says she is also concerned that some colleagues,…
Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has let it be known that he is unhappy with how he is viewed by the public these days. “You have one instance of raping and sexually assaulting untold numbers…
Courts across the country have noticed an unusual request by defendants facing serious charges like rape and murder. “They all want Lindsey Graham on their juries.” Criminal lawyers say their clients are very keen on…
After years of making Oscar magic happen behind the scenes, Harvey Weinstein is said to have his first shot at winning the Best Actor award after turning in a boldfaced performance as a elderly man…
The source of endless entertainment known as Florida Man was said to be heartbroken today after realizing that his time as the byword for the craziness of his native state has come to an end….
(London, UK) During an interview on BBC’s Newsnight program, Prince Andrew has addmitted to having deep regrets from the time of his friendship with the late pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. “I should have…
A corrections officer has cleared up the mystery of how Jeffrey Epstein was able to kill himself in prison, after admitting he had misinterpretated his instructions for that day. “I thought I was put on…
As the full extent of the college bribery scandal becomes clear – in which the rich and famous paid to have their milquetoast progeny mis-represented as little Einsteins and accomplished athletes – many are feeling…
Labor Secretary Alex Acosta today admitted he might have gone easy on sex offender Jeffrey Epstein before, and wanted to make amends by ensuring he received a more appropriate penalty as soon as possible for…