As news of the college bribery scandal ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ spreads, details are emerging of just how far Hollywood’s rich and famous will go to ensure their children get accepted into the nations top colleges,…
The International Atomic Energy Agency, operating under the auspices of the United Nations, has confirmed it has sent in experts to investigate concerns about a major event at an unreleased location in the United States….
The iconic cartoon show ‘The Simpsons’ has announced an upcoming episode featuring R Kelly to be broadcast shortly and released into syndication as soon as possible. Executives said they made the decision as they were…
The Fire Department was called to the White House earlier today, after tourists noticed thick smoke emanating from the building. But President Trump sent them away, assuring them it was probably safest to just let…
Sensing that Michael Cohen could be a real liability for him, President Trump today instructed his long-time fixer Michael Cohen to pay off Michael Cohen. “Pay him whatever he wants – I’ll reimburse you for…
Proving that he is a man of action and not just words, Pope Francis has taken a bold step towards reform in the wake of overwhelming evidence of the extent of sexual abuse of minors…
Having been found guilty of child sex abuse, Vatican Treasurer Cardinal Pell is to be severely punished by the Catholic Church for his crimes, a spokesperson for Pope Francis said today. “Cardinal Pell will be…
Having been indicated on ten counts of sexual abuse, lawyers for R Kelly are wasting no time preparing their client for the rigors of serving a prison term. “You need to learn how to relieve…
President Trump has demanded that Democrats rally round and immediately fully fund his border wall, after he says he was attacked today as a direct result of their negligance. “Two ripped Mexicans – I believe…
President Trump has declared a plumbing emergency in the White House, freeing up federal funds to pay the best available plumbers to fix old and leaking pipes. “They cannot withstand this level of use.” The…
Taking his cue from Ted Cruz’s suggestion that his assets be used to pay for the border wall, convicted criminal El Chapo said that was unfeasible but he has an even better idea. “Why not…
In yet another move receiving overwhelming approval from his base, President Trump has pledged to make all crime illegal by the end of the year. “Crime is wrong. So wrong. Which is why I plan…
Following a divisive shutdown, President Trump promised to deliver a State Of The Union address focused on unity for a change. As is customary at these events, the White House announced the guests in attendance,…
Embattled Virginia Governor Ralph Northam now has a strong ally fighting his corner as he resists calls to step down in light of a racist 1984 yearbook photo in which he was either they guy…
The Federal Bureau of Prisons has announced it is constructing a new facility near Washington, DC, to house all the associates of the President expected to soon be in their care. “The current system can…
As Americans listen to news of yet another mass shooting, a pattern is emerging that is very disturbing. “It seems these pesky Muslims are getting even better at impersonating white male Christians.” Law enforcement’s job…
A young Rudy Giuliani time traveling from late 1980s stopped by to check in on his 74-year-old self today, hoping to find himself basking in the glow of his former achievements. Young Giuliani was pleased…
Hillary Clinton was in a generous mood today as she offered Presidential First Daughter Ivanka Trump the top bunk bed when they are both incarcerated for using private email accounts to conduct government business. “She’s…
President Trump has indicated he finds the Saudi explanation for the death of journalist Jamal Khashoggi credible. But far less impressed are local law enforcement departments across the United States, where the Crown Prince’s account…
The Government of Saudi Arabia has abruptly changed its story about the disappearance of U.S. resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, confirming that his death was their responsibility after all. “He had been causing…