The President has seen an exodus from his legal team forcing him to retain new counsel, which is proving far more difficult that anticipated according to inside sources. “Turns out when you don’t pay or…
Nancy Pelosi has explained why she is in no great rush to send articles of impeachment to the Senate. “Impeaching Donald is just so much fun!” She says she is also concerned that some colleagues,…
Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has let it be known that he is unhappy with how he is viewed by the public these days. “You have one instance of raping and sexually assaulting untold numbers…
Courts across the country have noticed an unusual request by defendants facing serious charges like rape and murder. “They all want Lindsey Graham on their juries.” Criminal lawyers say their clients are very keen on…
After years of making Oscar magic happen behind the scenes, Harvey Weinstein is said to have his first shot at winning the Best Actor award after turning in a boldfaced performance as a elderly man…
The source of endless entertainment known as Florida Man was said to be heartbroken today after realizing that his time as the byword for the craziness of his native state has come to an end….
(London, UK) During an interview on BBC’s Newsnight program, Prince Andrew has addmitted to having deep regrets from the time of his friendship with the late pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. “I should have…
A corrections officer has cleared up the mystery of how Jeffrey Epstein was able to kill himself in prison, after admitting he had misinterpretated his instructions for that day. “I thought I was put on…
As the full extent of the college bribery scandal becomes clear – in which the rich and famous paid to have their milquetoast progeny mis-represented as little Einsteins and accomplished athletes – many are feeling…
Labor Secretary Alex Acosta today admitted he might have gone easy on sex offender Jeffrey Epstein before, and wanted to make amends by ensuring he received a more appropriate penalty as soon as possible for…
In news that is shaking the foundations of the United States to the core, a wealthy white middle-aged man, Jeffrey Epstein, has been revealed to be less than upstanding. “But he’s a financier and a…
Customs and Border Protection head Kevin McAleenan has announced his agency will be taking part in President Trump’s July 4th celebrations. “Obviously the attention will be mostly focused on the military vehicles – especially the…
The nation is in shock today as a fine upstanding young man, James Fields, has received life in prison for his actions in Charlottesville that only involved standing up for the memory of Robert E….
Entertainment mogul Harvey Weinstein is said to be furious with himself today after learning of Bill Cosby’s Father’s day tweet in which he calls himself America’s Dad. “It should have been me!” Weinstein notes a…
Kellyanne Conway wished her boss happy birthday today, and presented him with a thoughtful gift she was sure he would like – a personalized violation of the Hatch Act. “This one is especially for you,…
News reports have detailed how the wife of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi has helped in the search for the ISIS leader, who recently released a propaganda film for the first time in years. However CIA…
Declaring his report was his ‘final testimony’ Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller stepped down today after delivering a final statement at the Department of Justice. Mueller appeared to have a problem with his eye during the…
After a tough grilling by Senators and a subsequent failure to appear before a House committee, Attorney General Bill Barr said today he would not be able to answer any more questions until he had…
Fast food purveyor Kentucky Fried Chicken has wasted no time taking advantage of the publicity generated by Democrat Steve Cohen of Tennessee when he brought a bucket of KFC to a House Committee hearing Attorney…
Authorities are preparing for the possible release of the entire federal prison population based on a legal challenge filed today. The case, Everyone Convicted Of A Crime v. Attorney General Bill Barr, argues that based…