(Pittsburgh, PA)A photo has been released of the culprit responsible for forcing law enforcement’s hand against protesters at Center and Negley in the East End of the city. “Any information leading to the apprehension of…
There was confusion in Minneapolis today when police attempted to shoot a black male who was reported by someone as being suspicious. Before they knew what had happened, the suspect – being perfectly aware of…
(Punxsutawney, PA) Western Pennsylvania was in shock today, in addition to being cold, after news leaked that Punxsutawney Phil has been arrested for fraud. This follows a lengthy investigation during which it emerged that he deliberately…
In the first case of its kind, Attorney General Bill Barr has followed through on his threat to punish hoarders for their actions during the coronavirus pandemic. “Today I have filed charges against one of…
Together with Senator Richard Burr, Senator for Georgia and Fox News Host impersonator Kelly Loeffler is being asked to resign for selling off stock before the crash after receiving a confidential briefing on how bad…
Alex Jones, founder of the right-wing site InfoWars, has been arrested for a DWI in Travis Country, TX. But Jones says he will be exonerated since he was not at fault, given that he didn’t…
President Trump has indicated his intent to continue pardons by extending them to all persons in the Federal prison system that have a proven track record of voting Republican. “Remember my pardon wipes the slate…
The Department of Justice has been given a new name, “The Law Offices of Trump, Trump, & Barr”, to better reflect its purpose and function. President Trump said he was excited to get to work…
Attorney General Bill Barr has been forced to defend his Department of Justice from accusations that it operates at the behest of President Trump after a number of DOJ prosecutors resigned over sentence recommedations handed…
Despite a jawdropping preformance in which he brought up sports scandals and invoked the words of MLK to defend the President, Kenneth Starr has asked for the indulgence of Justice Roberts and the Senate to…
The Super Bowl halftime show had a political slant this year, as children in cages featured as part of the act. The gesture has given hope to underage immigrant detainees in ICE captivity everywhere. “Those…
Adding to the hagiography surrounding the late Kobe Bryant, a local man – who preferes to remain nameless – recounted today how Kobe Bryant taught him that you didn’t have to accept your dismal lot…
Lawyers seeking to obtain President Trump’s DNA have said his anticipated refusal is not a problem, as they will instead get it by swabbing the lips of one of his many ass-kissers in the GOP…
Trump lawyer Alan Dersowitz got into his own bit of trouble today on the way to the Senate when he was seen by a DC official casually tossing his empty coffee cup onto the sidewalk….
A visibly frustrated Justice Roberts scolded Senators during the question and answer portion of the Impeachment Trial for what he called an ‘undue proportion of questions’ asking if it was okay to go to the…
In a startling upset to the impeachment trial in the Senate, President Trump has let it be known that he will henceforth be defending himself and that any arguments put forward by his legal team…
(US Capitol) The impeachment trial of President Trump got off to a rocky start today after dozens of GOP Senators complained of distracting hand pain shortly after they were sworn in in the Senate Chamber…
(Capitol Hill, DC) Saying it was far too dark in the Senate Chamber to see clearly, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has installed a large bright neon sign which he says will reduce everyone’s eyestrain. Rather…
Nancy Pelosi has explained why she is in no great rush to send articles of impeachment to the Senate. “Impeaching Donald is just so much fun!” She says she is also concerned that some colleagues,…
Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has let it be known that he is unhappy with how he is viewed by the public these days. “You have one instance of raping and sexually assaulting untold numbers…
