(Kenosha, WI) President Trump today promised he would make good on fixing an important issue brought to his attention by the death of George Floyd that he recently discussed in an interview with Laura Ingraham….
(Kenosha, WI) Residents of the troubled town of Kenosha, Wisconsin, were warned today that an internet rumor that outside extremist agitators were on their way appear to be true. “An announcement by one of these…
After being sentenced to two months behind bars by a U.S. District judge for her part in a college bribery scheme, Lori Loughlin said today that she accepted her punishment and is ready to start…
Saying he has been racked with guilt for years over it, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell today apologized for blocking the election year nomination of Merrick Garland to fill a Supreme Court vacancy by then…
SCOTUS BRIEF: With a majority of the US Supreme Court, led surprisingly by Justice Gorsuch, finding sexual orientation protections for workers in a LGBT victory today, Justice Samuel Alito delivered a pointed written dissent criticism…
A policeman who shot a restaurant worker fifteen times has been cleared of any wrongdoing, after a jury found him not guilty of any crime because he was in fear of his life. Witnesses testified…
(Pittsburgh, PA)A photo has been released of the culprit responsible for forcing law enforcement’s hand against protesters at Center and Negley in the East End of the city. “Any information leading to the apprehension of…
There was confusion in Minneapolis today when police attempted to shoot a black male who was reported by someone as being suspicious. Before they knew what had happened, the suspect – being perfectly aware of…
(Punxsutawney, PA) Western Pennsylvania was in shock today, in addition to being cold, after news leaked that Punxsutawney Phil has been arrested for fraud. This follows a lengthy investigation during which it emerged that he deliberately…
In the first case of its kind, Attorney General Bill Barr has followed through on his threat to punish hoarders for their actions during the coronavirus pandemic. “Today I have filed charges against one of…
Together with Senator Richard Burr, Senator for Georgia and Fox News Host impersonator Kelly Loeffler is being asked to resign for selling off stock before the crash after receiving a confidential briefing on how bad…
Alex Jones, founder of the right-wing site InfoWars, has been arrested for a DWI in Travis Country, TX. But Jones says he will be exonerated since he was not at fault, given that he didn’t…
President Trump has indicated his intent to continue pardons by extending them to all persons in the Federal prison system that have a proven track record of voting Republican. “Remember my pardon wipes the slate…
The Department of Justice has been given a new name, “The Law Offices of Trump, Trump, & Barr”, to better reflect its purpose and function. President Trump said he was excited to get to work…
Attorney General Bill Barr has been forced to defend his Department of Justice from accusations that it operates at the behest of President Trump after a number of DOJ prosecutors resigned over sentence recommedations handed…
Despite a jawdropping preformance in which he brought up sports scandals and invoked the words of MLK to defend the President, Kenneth Starr has asked for the indulgence of Justice Roberts and the Senate to…
The Super Bowl halftime show had a political slant this year, as children in cages featured as part of the act. The gesture has given hope to underage immigrant detainees in ICE captivity everywhere. “Those…
Adding to the hagiography surrounding the late Kobe Bryant, a local man – who preferes to remain nameless – recounted today how Kobe Bryant taught him that you didn’t have to accept your dismal lot…
Lawyers seeking to obtain President Trump’s DNA have said his anticipated refusal is not a problem, as they will instead get it by swabbing the lips of one of his many ass-kissers in the GOP…
Trump lawyer Alan Dersowitz got into his own bit of trouble today on the way to the Senate when he was seen by a DC official casually tossing his empty coffee cup onto the sidewalk….
