With a redacted version of the full Mueller Report about to be released, President Trump today complained that he hadn’t even managed to digest Attorney General Bill Barr’s four page summary of the report that…
Saying that it totally backed up his four page summary, Attorney General Bill Barr today released the Mueller report in full with only some necessary light redaction performed. He said the delay had been due…
Lovers of pierogies in the United States can expect to see higher prices and no more ‘church lady’ pierogies after a ruling in a lawsuit brought by the European Union came down against the United…
President Trump has weighed in one the Jussie Smollet case, saving the DOJ and the FBI will step in as they have done in other cases where a state failed to prosecute the offender. Attorney…
The decision to drop all charges against actor Jussie Smollett is receiving widespread criticism for sending the wrong message. “This signals to everyone who wants to gives money to ripped Nigerian gym rats to beat…
Presidential super-lawyer Rudy Giuliani today weighed in on the Mueller Report that has been made public. “This report clearly exonerates President Trump of all the many crimes he committed.” Giuliani said this meant Trump and…
Facebook has defended itself from charges that it should have done more to prevent the live broadcast of the horrific massacre at a mosque in New Zealand. “You’re talking about monitoring people’s behaviors and preferences,…
As news of the college bribery scandal ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ spreads, details are emerging of just how far Hollywood’s rich and famous will go to ensure their children get accepted into the nations top colleges,…
The International Atomic Energy Agency, operating under the auspices of the United Nations, has confirmed it has sent in experts to investigate concerns about a major event at an unreleased location in the United States….
The iconic cartoon show ‘The Simpsons’ has announced an upcoming episode featuring R Kelly to be broadcast shortly and released into syndication as soon as possible. Executives said they made the decision as they were…
The Fire Department was called to the White House earlier today, after tourists noticed thick smoke emanating from the building. But President Trump sent them away, assuring them it was probably safest to just let…
Sensing that Michael Cohen could be a real liability for him, President Trump today instructed his long-time fixer Michael Cohen to pay off Michael Cohen. “Pay him whatever he wants – I’ll reimburse you for…
Proving that he is a man of action and not just words, Pope Francis has taken a bold step towards reform in the wake of overwhelming evidence of the extent of sexual abuse of minors…
Having been found guilty of child sex abuse, Vatican Treasurer Cardinal Pell is to be severely punished by the Catholic Church for his crimes, a spokesperson for Pope Francis said today. “Cardinal Pell will be…
Having been indicated on ten counts of sexual abuse, lawyers for R Kelly are wasting no time preparing their client for the rigors of serving a prison term. “You need to learn how to relieve…
President Trump has demanded that Democrats rally round and immediately fully fund his border wall, after he says he was attacked today as a direct result of their negligance. “Two ripped Mexicans – I believe…
President Trump has declared a plumbing emergency in the White House, freeing up federal funds to pay the best available plumbers to fix old and leaking pipes. “They cannot withstand this level of use.” The…
Taking his cue from Ted Cruz’s suggestion that his assets be used to pay for the border wall, convicted criminal El Chapo said that was unfeasible but he has an even better idea. “Why not…
In yet another move receiving overwhelming approval from his base, President Trump has pledged to make all crime illegal by the end of the year. “Crime is wrong. So wrong. Which is why I plan…
Following a divisive impeachment process, President Trump promised to deliver a State Of The Union address focused on unity for a change. As is customary at these events, the White House announced the guests in…