President Trump has indicated he finds the Saudi explanation for the death of journalist Jamal Khashoggi credible. But far less impressed are local law enforcement departments across the United States, where the Crown Prince’s account…
The Government of Saudi Arabia has abruptly changed its story about the disappearance of U.S. resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, confirming that his death was their responsibility after all. “He had been causing…
President Trump has called for people not to rush to judgement after his press conference was interrupted by a Saudi delegation that dismembered and beheaded a significant fraction of the White House press corps. “Just…
A day after threatening to raid Social Security to pay for the deficit run up by tax cuts for the rich, Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell’s battered body has been found under a large pile…
After an uneventful first day on the US Supreme Court, Justice Brett Kavanaugh celebrated today with those that he loves most in the world, a selection of high quality craft beers. “To all those who…
After thoroughly enjoying the elevation of accused attempted rapist Brett Kavanaugh to the bench, President Trump today said he wanted it to be more of a challenge next time. “That was too easy. I’d only…
Senate Leader Mitch McConnell announced today that he was conferring upon Senator Susan Collins the highest honor he knew, that of honorary straight while male. “Today you join an elite club, and all you must…
The Federal Bureau of Investigation today responded to critics who claim it is working with both hands tied behind its back by insisting its investigation into Brett Kavanaugh is free from any significant constraints. “The…
The Senate hearing to determine whether accusations against Judge Brett Kavanaugh are credible got off to a bad start for President Trump’s nominee today when he turned up with a full keg of bear. “Let’s…
At a late night meeting, the all-male Republican contingent of the Senate Judiciary committee that will hear from nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his accuser Dr Ford discussed how they will approach the dramatic hearing. “Obviously…
In the ongoing Kavanaugh controversy, a name that keeps on coming up is that of Mark Judge. Christine Blasey Ford placed Judge, a known close friend of Kavanaugh’s, at the scene of the alleged incident…
No sooner had Republicans in charge of the Senate Judiciary Committee agreed terms to hear from embattled SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his accuser, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, a second accuser from his university days…
Though Judge Kavanaugh himself has yet to comment publicly on the matter of the upcoming hearings regarded accusations of sexual assault, his penis said today that it was looking forward to a free and open…
A policeman who shot a restaurant worker fifteen times has been cleared of any wrongdoing, after a jury found him not guilty of any crime because he was in fear of his life. Witnesses testified…
In an already bad week for President Trump, the pressure grew even more intense today as it emerged that Robert Mueller has someone on extremely intimate terms with the embattled Commander in Chief working for…
SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh sought today to dispel suspicions that he would seek to preserve the special interests of a particular group in his decisions, and assured critics he would look out for all Americans…
White House National Security Adviser and part-time Lorax impersonator John Bolton has threatened to punish the International Criminal Court – an intergovernmental agency set-up after WW2 to prosecute crimes against humanity – if it continues…
In a new tactic that could be a sign of their desperation, Democrats in the Senate today indicated they were prepared to drop opposition to any Brett the Republicans wanted to promote to the U.S….
When reporters contacted church leaders about the recently released Pennsylvania Grand Jury report into sexual abuse by priests they expected to find them utterly despondent, but the reality today was quite the opposite. “Only 300?…
Speaking from beyond the grave, executed spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg expressed their frustration at having been active agents for Russian interests during a time when, unlike now, it was actively frowned upon. “Talk about…