In news that is shaking the foundations of the United States to the core, a wealthy white middle-aged man, Jeffrey Epstein, has been revealed to be less than upstanding. “But he’s a financier and a…
Customs and Border Protection head Kevin McAleenan has announced his agency will be taking part in President Trump’s July 4th celebrations. “Obviously the attention will be mostly focused on the military vehicles – especially the…
The nation is in shock today as a fine upstanding young man, James Fields, has received life in prison for his actions in Charlottesville that only involved standing up for the memory of Robert E….
Entertainment mogul Harvey Weinstein is said to be furious with himself today after learning of Bill Cosby’s Father’s day tweet in which he calls himself America’s Dad. “It should have been me!” Weinstein notes a…
Kellyanne Conway wished her boss happy birthday today, and presented him with a thoughtful gift she was sure he would like – a personalized violation of the Hatch Act. “This one is especially for you,…
News reports have detailed how the wife of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi has helped in the search for the ISIS leader, who recently released a propaganda film for the first time in years. However CIA…
Declaring his report was his ‘final testimony’ Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller stepped down today after delivering a final statement at the Department of Justice. Mueller appeared to have a problem with his eye during the…
After a tough grilling by Senators and a subsequent failure to appear before a House committee, Attorney General Bill Barr said today he would not be able to answer any more questions until he had…
Fast food purveyor Kentucky Fried Chicken has wasted no time taking advantage of the publicity generated by Democrat Steve Cohen of Tennessee when he brought a bucket of KFC to a House Committee hearing Attorney…
Authorities are preparing for the possible release of the entire federal prison population based on a legal challenge filed today. The case, Everyone Convicted Of A Crime v. Attorney General Bill Barr, argues that based…
With a redacted version of the full Mueller Report about to be released, President Trump today complained that he hadn’t even managed to digest Attorney General Bill Barr’s four page summary of the report that…
Saying that it totally backed up his four page summary, Attorney General Bill Barr today released the Mueller report in full with only some necessary light redaction performed. He said the delay had been due…
Lovers of pierogies in the United States can expect to see higher prices and no more ‘church lady’ pierogies after a ruling in a lawsuit brought by the European Union came down against the United…
President Trump has weighed in one the Jussie Smollet case, saving the DOJ and the FBI will step in as they have done in other cases where a state failed to prosecute the offender. Attorney…
The decision to drop all charges against actor Jussie Smollett is receiving widespread criticism for sending the wrong message. “This signals to everyone who wants to gives money to ripped Nigerian gym rats to beat…
Presidential super-lawyer Rudy Giuliani today weighed in on the Mueller Report that has been made public. “This report clearly exonerates President Trump of all the many crimes he committed.” Giuliani said this meant Trump and…
Facebook has defended itself from charges that it should have done more to prevent the live broadcast of the horrific massacre at a mosque in New Zealand. “You’re talking about monitoring people’s behaviors and preferences,…
As news of the college bribery scandal ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ spreads, details are emerging of just how far Hollywood’s rich and famous will go to ensure their children get accepted into the nations top colleges,…
The International Atomic Energy Agency, operating under the auspices of the United Nations, has confirmed it has sent in experts to investigate concerns about a major event at an unreleased location in the United States….
The iconic cartoon show ‘The Simpsons’ has announced an upcoming episode featuring R Kelly to be broadcast shortly and released into syndication as soon as possible. Executives said they made the decision as they were…