The Vice President has weighed in on the abuse scandal engulfing the White House. While the President was quick to come to former aide Rob Porter’s defense, Pence was far less sympathetic. “This is not…
Tears flowed in the White House today as aide Rob Porter left for the last time after tendering his resignation over allegations of spousal abuse. Wishing him well, Chief of Staff John Kelly invited Porter…
Special Counsel Robert Mueller sent a clear signal today that his Russia probe was progressing when he requested that the Federal Bureau of Investigation immediately commence planning an Impeachment Parade. “James Comey has already asked…
There were dramatic scenes at the White House today as First Lady Melania Trump was taken into custody on a charge of High Treason against the United States. The punishment for the crime if found…
The Philadelphia Police today announced plans for the Eagles victory parade, which they say will feature the winning team traveling through downtown on a bus to greet their fans. “The bus will be of the…
(Philadelphia, PA) Exhausted Philly fans got a welcome boost today when they learned that the Federal Emergency Management Agency would be taking over organizing the forthcoming Eagles victory parade in their city after a terrible…
Saying there’s no point greasing them because Philly fans always find a way to climb them anyway, Philadelphia police are instead coating all city street poles with a highly sticky glue used in flypaper. “This…
(Washington, DC) A tourist visiting from Sweden got hopelessly lost today after being given directions by none other than U.S. Congressman Devin Nunes. “He seemed so nice and willing to help.” Though she blamed herself…
Devin Nunes, the chairman of the United States House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and author of the memo denigrating the FBI has been accused of exhibiting the worst kind of partisanship and political posturing…
At an impromptu press conference at Mar-a-Lago today, President Trump announced he will be giving out the inaugural Fake Law Enforcement Agency (FLEA) award next week which he says will recognize the finest example of…
The FBI has a new supporter in the wake of the Nunes memo release, as North Korean leader Kim Jong-un appeared on state-run television to defend the American law enforcement agency. “The Nunes memo is…
Having realized that his tactic of releasing the infamous Nunes memo to discredit Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation isn’t working, President Trump is now reportedly attempting a more direct method of distraction. “Look! What’s that up…
Following the release of the Nunes memo, Russian President Vladimir Putin has offered President Trump a replacement investigative bureau should the FBI be put on administrative leave pending a thorough investigation. “Obviously you’ll need an…
Special Counsel Robert Mueller privately confirmed today what many had long suspected – that he has someone high up in the Trump Administration helping him with his investigation. “I don’t want to give him away,…
President Trump has casually dismissed news that Special Counsel Robert Mueller wants to question him, saying that he is ‘looking forward to it’. But the former director of the FBI has a card up his…
As he started his sentence of 40 to 175 years, convicted sex offender Larry Nassar got a touching surprise today, as fellow inmates Jared Fogle and Jerry Sanduski threw a surprise welcome party for their…
President Trump said today he is both eager and willing to be interviewed by Robert Mueller as part of his Russia Investigation. “Of course I will lie to him if that is what he wants.”…
Having been informed he is likely to be questioned by Special Counsel Robert Mueller as part of his Russia investigation soon, President Trump is reportedly hard at work on a suitable derogatory term for the…
Facing a barrage of questions from Robert Mueller’s office about his connections to Russia, Attorney General Jeff Sessions employed the notable diversionary tactic last week of reminding those grilling him that he’s a racist. “You…
In a dramatic escalation of his investigation, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued subpoenas requiring all microwaves located in the White House to appear before him. Mueller says he is particularly interested to speak to…