Senior Police officials are apologizing today after it emerged that a concerned citizen who called for their assistance is still in fact alive and well. “The public has certain expectations of law enforcement when they…
Inspired by President Trump’s innovation to make his border wall transparent – so people will not be struck without warning by bags of drugs thrown from the other side – Mexico has proudly announced that…
Proving he learned nothing from George W Bush’s folly in Iraq, President Trump has embroiled the United States in yet another conflict that may prove even more disastrous than that debacle. Saying he felt compelled…
President Trump has admitted he does not have in his possession tapes of conversations he had with the FBI Director he fired, James Comey. The revelation appeared at first to contradict previous statements that strongly…
(Moscow) The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) has launched an investigation into President Donald Trump following allegations that he has been coordinating with members of the U.S. political establishment not on its…
The high-profile prosecution of Bill Cosby has ended in a mistrial after a Pennsylvania jury was unable to come to a unanimous decision. The question of exactly why they failed to decide the case was…
(Washington, DC) The White House has had its first major renovation in decades in response to the increasing number of legal representatives who need to be there round the clock providing advice to their clients….
Robert Mueller surprised President Trump today on the occasion of his 71st birthday with a present he put a lot of thought into. “I didn’t want him to think I’d forgotten with everything else going…
A solitary neuron in the President’s brain that recommended against firing Robert Mueller has reportedly been outvoted by all the other neurons which enthusiastically approve of getting rid of the special counsel. The isolated neuron…
(London, UK) With a deal for governance now hammered out between the Tory party and the DUP, the first UDA hardmen have arrived in London to get to work running the United Kingdom on a…
This weekend, patriots across the country defended America by holding protests against two despicable forms of jurisprudence that have already taken hold in vast parts of the country – Sharia Law and the equally imminent…
With James Comey’s damning evidence against him now out for all to see, President Trump has defended himself via twitter saying the extensive meetings had nothing to do with obstruction of justice. “Only met w…
The dome of the U.S. Capitol building is being hastily removed to allow for the can of whoopass former FBI director James Comey will bring with him when he appears to testify before Congress on…
The next director of the FBI has been announced by President Trump as Dougie Jones. Jones’s credentials with the agency are superb and the choice is being welcomed by those he will soon command. He…
The person Montana decided would be good to have in Congress, newly-elected GOP Representative Greg Gianforte, has had a lot of requests for interviews since he body-slammed a reporter to the ground for asking a…
An elephant accused of the murder of a big game hunter in the Hwange National Park in Zimbabwe has announced through her legal representatives that she will be pleading Not Guilty and arguing it was…
President Donald Trump has issued a threat to fired FBI Director James Comey via twitter that warned he’d better hope Trump didn’t have secret tapes of their conversations before he goes shooting his mouth off….
(Dublin Castle) Following the shocking news that Stephen Fry may be tried by the Irish State for blasphemy, it emerged today that the entire population of the country is to be arrested and charged. Though…
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is complaining that his reference to Hawaii as an ‘Island in the Pacific’ was just a joke and that nobody has a sense of humor anymore. “You probably don’t like this…
An island in the Pacific ocean, which also happens to be a State, questioned how Jeff Sessions could function as Attorney General when interviewed on a radio talk show earlier today. The island implied that…