President Trump has casually dismissed news that Special Counsel Robert Mueller wants to question him, saying that he is ‘looking forward to it’. But the former director of the FBI has a card up his…
As he started his sentence of 40 to 175 years, convicted sex offender Larry Nassar got a touching surprise today, as fellow inmates Jared Fogle and Jerry Sanduski threw a surprise welcome party for their…
President Trump said today he is both eager and willing to be interviewed by Robert Mueller as part of his Russia Investigation. “Of course I will lie to him if that is what he wants.”…
Having been informed he is likely to be questioned by Special Counsel Robert Mueller as part of his Russia investigation soon, President Trump is reportedly hard at work on a suitable derogatory term for the…
Facing a barrage of questions from Robert Mueller’s office about his connections to Russia, Attorney General Jeff Sessions employed the notable diversionary tactic last week of reminding those grilling him that he’s a racist. “You…
In a dramatic escalation of his investigation, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued subpoenas requiring all microwaves located in the White House to appear before him. Mueller says he is particularly interested to speak to…
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents raided 7-Eleven stores across the country today leading to the arrest of scores of undocumented hot dogs who have been in hiding there for years if not decades. “In most…
Defeated Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore has indicated he will contest the election that rejected him in favor of Democratic candidate Doug Jones. “Make no mistake, it’s going to be Senator Moore soon enough.” Moore…
After his nominee for U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia, Matthew Petersen, made an embarrassing appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee, President Trump slammed the Senators involved for being so shortsighted. Petersen failed…
Proving that the charms of true Southern Gentlemen have not completely died out, Alabamans intending to vote for Senate candidate Roy Moore reminisced today about some of his finest qualities from his younger days. In…
(Birmingham, AL) In an unusual twist in the Alabama Senate race, a pro-Trump super PAC arranged for a 12-year-old girl to interview controversial candidate Roy Moore. The tweenage reporter, who was a hit at the…
Aspiring US Senate candidate for Alabama Roy Moore was said to be hugely disappointed today after learning how old the interns who work there over the summer are. “Some of them look like they are…
Disgraced Hollywood mogul expressed regret today over how he has led his life, saying he is plagued with remorse over not handling things differently. “Why oh why didn’t I jump into Republican politics when I…
Fired Today Show host Matt Lauer says he is ‘soul searching’ following his dramatic fall from grace, and is also trying to find the resolve to undertake the difficult task of explaining to his penis…
News that Michael Flynn is co-operating with the Mueller investigation set the White House aflutter today, and is severely stressing the in-house laundry service. “We’re already understaffed so this is the worst time for a…
Retailers have released the results of research designed to understand how they could motivate shoppers to participate even more strongly in their Black Friday promotions and the answer was clear – provide more opportunities for…
At an emergency meeting held in the early hours of this morning, the California Parole Board officially granted Charles Manson granted his freedom after denying him so many times over the years. “We realized he’d…
An already anxious public wondering who would be next in the #MeToo saga enveloping Hollywood today learned the terrible truth that Portia de Rossi says acting legend Seven Seagal sat her down and unzipped his…
With all eyes in Hollywood on the prize for Best Picture at the 2018 Academy Awards, a movie untainted by scandalous association rates it’s prospects at a very healthy 50-50. The film’s producers, who somehow…
Following the latest mass shooting incident in Texas, President Trump has claimed these tragedies have everything to do with mental illness and absolutely nothing to do with guns, prompting widespread criticism of him as a…