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A new book by Bob Woodward on the Trump White House has been denounced by the President in a tirade of angry tweets that accused the prize-winning journalist of being a social pretender among other…
A court has decided against the Trump Administration’s request for an injunction preventing the publication of John Bolton’s book “The Room Where It Happened”. However Bolton and his publisher did not get off the hook…
(The White House) News that a court has rejected the Trump Administration’s attempt to prevent the publication of John Bolton’s tell-all book “The Room Where It Happened” had President Trump fuming today according to inside…
A new book by former Trump administration member John Bolton has already picked up a prestigious honor on the occasion of its impending release. The committee tasked with awarding the Captain Obvious literary prize said…
Chain bookseller Barnes & Noble has announced it plans to act more like an indie bookstore in an effort to maintain market share. “Customers prefer an indie style book outlet, which is why we will…
(Cranberry, PA) A local Trump supporter expressed dissatisfaction with her local Barnes & Noble today when she couldn’t find a single copy of the novel coronavirus which she has been looking forward to getting her…
The quoting of Ralph Waldo Emerson by President Trump has raised fears that he might be even more dangerous than previously thought, after linguistic experts pointed out this required him to transcribe a fully formed…
Realizing it was about to face yet another #OscarsSoWhite controversy, the organizers of this awards ceremony have put out an emergency call to Barnes & Noble for assistance. “We heard Barnes & Noble found a…
Lev Parnas emerged from a furious week-long writing binge today, in which he walled himself off from the world so he could put everything about his involvement with President Trump down in a tell-all memoir….
In yet another stroke of luck for author John Bolton, Russian President Vladimir Putin has offered him a blockbuster deal for his new book including ownership of copyright and all drafts in existence. “No price…
We like to imagine how the pitch for the first book in this series went: “We’re going to remind people of their mortality then give them something to do to avoid comtemplating the fate that…
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has announced he is writing a brutally honest account of his time on Earth, to be published in Amazon’s Kindle store under the title ‘Walking on Water’. The Lamb of…
An exclamation point at the end of one of President Trump’s tweets expressed confusion today after realizing it was at the end of a tweet about recent events in Sri Lanka. “I must be a…
With Julian Assange under arrest, former pet Embassy Cat has reportedly signed a multi-million dollar book deal covering the years he spent with the WikiLeaks founder. As the only mammal in the room with Assange…
A book just released by Chris Christie, Let Me Finish: Trump, the Kushners, Bannon, New Jersey, and the Power of In-Your-Face Politics, is rocking the political world with its wild claims about the President Trump…
(The White House) A special delivery of a box of Crayola 152-piece ultimate collection crayons is being seen as confirmation that President Trump is serious about writing the story of his life in office to…
President Trump has condemned Bob Woodward’s book on his administration as a pack of lies, and plans to publish a book himself to set the record straight. Publishers are already vying for the rights to…
(The White House) Aides to President Trump responded to inquiries today regarding his opinion on Bob Woodward’s new book “Fear: Trump in the White House” by saying that the President was preparing to totally lose…
Having been informed he is likely to be questioned by Special Counsel Robert Mueller as part of his Russia investigation soon, President Trump is reportedly hard at work on a suitable derogatory term for the…
