What is THE BURGH REPORT?
Good question! What IS The Burgh Report? The answer is we’re not 100% sure yet. But we love those National Inquirer covers and it’s just too much fun not to do a local version that…
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Google Engineer Who Likes Breathing Replaces Bike Lanes As No. 1 Target Of Pittsburghers’ Wrath
After years of holding the honor of being the top object of the wrath of real Pittsburgers, Mayor Peduto’s bike lanes have been dislodged from their pedastal by a Google engineer writing in Public Source,…
HELP US! Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Trump
Straight up this is an ask – think of those annoying fundraisers on PBS. Still here? Of course you are. You’re smart. Not like everybody with a MAGA hat says, like a dumb libturd. You’re smart and…
Man Who Has Never Been To Pittsburgh Outraged By Its Bike Lanes
(Sharon, PA) A local man is continuing his protest against Mayor Peduto’s bike lane initiative, telling anyone who will listen that they’re the worst. “I am beyond angry over this.” Though he’s never seen a Pittsburgh…
Elon Musk ‘Dead To Pittsburgh’ After Coming Out In Favor Of Tunnels
(Pittsburgh, PA) Entrepeneur Elon Musk has been warned to ‘stay away from these parts’ after advocating for widespread building of tunnels for automobiles to ease traffic in urban areas. Local residents questioned whether Musk had…
Introducing THE BURGH REPORT – Your Fountain Of Truth In Pittsburgh!
It has been brought to our attention that we here at Breaking Burgh are a little lefty, a tad pinko, maybe even woke (don’t call us that – seriously). We prefer to think progressive with…
Pittsburgh-Themed Casino Hotel Opens On Las Vegas Strip
Given the success of Casino hotels like Paris, New York New York, and The Venetian, the latest addition to the Las Vegas strip was bound to follow the same playbook, but developers wanted to shake…
BOOK REVIEW: 100 Things To Do In Pittsburgh Before You Die
We like to imagine how the pitch for the first book in this series went: “We’re going to remind people of their mortality then give them something to do to avoid comtemplating the fate that…
Theatre Review: It’s Christmas Variety Hour With Rick Sebak At The PPT
What: Yinzer Yuletide: Pittsburgh Lights & Legends hosted by Rick Sebak Where: Pittsburgh Public Theatre (Downtown Cultural District) When: Through December 22nd Quick verdict: A Good Time Will Be Had By All Reviewed by Gulliver [email protected]…
Theatre Review: The Carols Is A Cure For The Scrooge In All Of Us
What: The Carols with book and lyrics by Jennifer Child and music by Monica Stephenson Where: Off The Wall Productions at Carnegie Stage (Carnegie) When: This Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at 8pm (December 12-14th) Quick…
Delvin Hodges Practices Duck Calling During Game In Sign Of Growing Confidence
In a sign of his increasing comfort as a starter in the NFL, Pittsburgh Quarterback Delvin Hodges was seen practicising his duck calling during plays in his most recent outing. Hodges said that, though football…
Steelers Fans Annex Glendale And Make It Part Of Pittsburgh
(Glendale, AZ) After Pittsburgh football fans took over yet another opposing team’s stadium, turning an away game into an effective home game, they took it a step further this time during a matchup against the…
Theatre Review: School Girls; Or, The African Mean Girls Play
This review is late in coming as we’ve been out of town but you still have a chance to see School Girls What: School Girls; Or, The African Mean Girls Play by Jocelyn Bioh Where:…
Emboldened Mike Tomlin To Start Actual Duck Against Browns
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin has gone from being a subject of abuse to the recipient of high praise this season. The decision to pull Mason Rudolf in favor of Delvin ‘Duck’ Hodges during the win…
Theatre Review: One Night In Miami at City Theatre
Note: As we begin our soft expansion to a complete news and entertainment portal we are starting to post some of that content. This is a real show – no joke! What: One Night In Miami…
City Of Pittsburgh Declares War On Cleveland
Pittsburgh woke up to a new reality today after learning that it is now officially at war with the nearby city of Cleveland. Though a low-level conflict between the two cities has existed for decades,…
Art World Praises Perfect Metaphor For The United States Right Now
(Pittsburgh, PA) A bus in a sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh is attracting a great deal of attention, not least from leading figures in the art world who have been inundating the city with plaudits for…
Pittsburgh’s Annual Battle Against Potholes Begins
Today marks the official beginning of pothole season in the Steel City, as they started appearing in Pittsburgh’s roads yet again. Mayor Peduto said it was time to get in gear for the annual tradition…
Theatre Review: Sentence Yourself To A Life Behind Bars
Note: As we begin our soft expansion to a complete news and entertainment portal we are starting to post some of that content. This is a real show – no joke! What: A Life Behind…
Forecasters Warn Dangerous Mass Of Hot Air Will Hit Pittsburgh On Wednesday
Local forecasters have alerted Pittsburgh residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in the region on Wednesday, sometime around midday. “Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave you angry and exhausted.” They…