(Pittsburgh, PA) The owner of a local major print newspaper is being hailed as nothing short of a genius by employees and the readership after coming up with an inventive way to scoop all other…
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With temperatures almost in the sixties just days after the City was literally frozen shut, the Pittsburgh Weather has finally agreed it needs help. “Clearly I am not well.” Following an examination by qualified medical…
A producer fired by local station KDKA has something to look forward to today, as news leaked that he has been awarded the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for Honesty in Journalism The producer was let go…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A new startup in Bakery Square is set the become the standard in internet security and online verification of user identity. Called VerifYou, the company – founded by a pair of former CMU…
The arctic chill is coming and it’s as real as store-bought pierogies are bad. Make sure you’re prepared by following Breaking Burgh’s top tips for surviving a polar vortex. Don’t buy milk, bread or toilet…
Fans of Groundhog Day are set to be disappointed this year, as the event had to be called off due to Punxsutawney Phil abruptly relocating to Arizona. “He saw the Polar Vortex was coming and…
With temperatures set to plunge dramatically midweek, local forecasters are issuing their recommendations for how to deal with the seriously cold weather. “Leave Pittsburgh right now or prepare for death.” Even the President didn’t escape…
As temperatures plunge again with more precipitation on the way, City Government has finally taken the step that many have been urging for years. “The resolution to ban snow within City Limits is adopted.” The…
As the last local performances of Hamilton come to a close, Pittsburgh lovers of musical theatre who haven’t seen the show yet have stormed the Benedum Center and taken the entire production hostage. Their released…
With Pittsburgh wondering exactly what happened to the snowmageddon they were so eagerly looking forward to this weekend, local station WTAE said it was switching up its forecasting method in a bid to be more…
As Pittburghers hold vigils and say goodbye to loved ones, Mayor Peduto has said there will be serious consequences if the current predicted snowfall turns out to be a false alarm. “I have ordered that…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Meteorologists are warning that a heavy precipitation system threatening Pittsburgh is going to be more serious that expected, and they have consequently revised their forecast. “We are upgrading this system to Buy all…
Local Pittsburgh personality Wendy Bell is back in the news with a new gig at KDKA and for winning a Mike Pence “Mother” award. The Vice-President initiated the honor on taking office to commend those…
(Heinz Field) Pittsburgh Police are investigating the brazen theft of an NFL game alleged to have occurred on Sunday night in the North Side part of the city. The audacious crime is said to have…
Mayor Peduto has confirmed what many had suspected recently, namely that he is hoping to be cast in the role of Santa Claus in a local live-action remake of the 1964 stop-animation classic, Rudolf The…
Local man Derrik Willis surprised his friends today by revealing the shocking costume he plans to wear for Halloween. “I’m calling it clean-shaven guy in jeans and a shirt.” Derrik says dismissed the idea at…
As Pittsburgh struggles to recover from the horrific events of Saturday morning, Federal officials have informed the Peduto administration that a dangerous member of the Alt-Right may be making his way to the area as…
(Pittsburgh, PA) In great news for commuters, at least for a day or so, the Liberty Bridge is now open connecting the heart of the city to its most salubrious suburbs. The bridge had been…
When reporters contacted church leaders about the recently released Pennsylvania Grand Jury report into sexual abuse by priests they expected to find them utterly despondent, but the reality today was quite the opposite. “Only 300?…
In a double whammy for Catholics in the wake of the Pennsylvania Grand Jury report into priest sexual abuse, God today announced he has finalized the sale of the two-thousand-year-old religion to the Devil. “This…