Famed sciurid meteorologist Punxsutawney Phil made a rare unscheduled appearance today to say ‘I told you so’ to all the doubters and haters who’ve being saying his best days are behind him. After predicting six…
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(Pittsburgh, PA) In a move sure to please advocates for climate change action, the second largest city in the state of Pennsylvania has announced it will be America’s first large metropolis with a comprehensive ban…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Local avian celebrities the Hays eagles today followed up on their dramatic live hatching of two new family members with news they are teaming up with local grocery chain Giant Eagle in a…
The Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission has announced the latest toll increases for drivers wishing to travel on I-76. This time it says it is being responsive to criticisms it has received from the public, and thinking…
The 2020 NFL football season was thrown into chaos today, after Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin accused the league of being susceptible to widespread fraud. Speaking on 93.7 FM The Fan radio, Tomlin said there…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A controversial statue of Christopher Columbus has been removed from its place of prominence in the East End’s Schenley Park, and replaced with ‘Pierogi In Bronze’, a lesser-known work by Pittsburgh native Andy…
(Moon, PA) A local rally held by President Trump has been declared an overwhelming success by Republican SuperPAC “Viruses For Trump”, who said the event was one of their best to date during the current…
Western Pennsylvanians hoping to see huge formations of birds migrating through Pittsburgh were disappointed Monday night when the skies stayed empty, prompting angry outbursts on twitter demanding to know who had falsely raised their hopes…
It’s a bittersweet day at BB which may only be matched by the mixed feelings we will doubtlessly have when that other fountain of inspiration we depend on – Donald J Trump – loses his…
Leading Pennsylvania wool producers took issue today with Wendy Bell’s use of the derogatory term ‘sheeple’, which implies that sheep are blind followers that are easily manipulated rather than intelligent mammals who know when to…
In yet another glorious moment of national recognition for Pittsburgh, local broadcaster Wendy Bell has made the shortlist for a major honorific – the National Karen Award. The yearly prize is given to the biggest…
Following a backlash over its controversial ‘Mask Break Zones’, local amusement park Kennywood has said it is removing them days after opening. “We’re very sorry for adopting a poor policy we didn’t think through properly….
NFL BRIEF: Insisting he wasn’t going to mess this up like he did with the kneeling protests first time around, Roger Goodell said fans need to understand the games will look a little different from…
(Pittsburgh, PA)A photo has been released of the culprit responsible for forcing law enforcement’s hand against protesters at Center and Negley in the East End of the city. “Any information leading to the apprehension of…
(Harrisburg, PA) Saying it was necessary to set an example, Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf has ordered that Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger be punished for visiting his barber in violation of rules to control the coronavirus…
In any normal summer Kenny Chesney would be passing through to trash Heinz Field along with his fans, but the coronavirus has put an end to that according to an announcement by the country star….
(Punxsutawney, PA) Western Pennsylvania was in shock today, in addition to being cold, after news leaked that Punxsutawney Phil has been arrested for fraud. This follows a lengthy investigation during which it emerged that he deliberately…
(Pittsburgh, PA) For all the damage it’s done, the coronavirus did not stop the National Association of Small Penis Owners (NASPO) from holding a cosplay street fair on Grant street today. With the city otherwise on lockdown there was plently of street…
NEWSBRIEF: Protesters assembled in front of the County-City building today to protest restrictions aimed at limiting the free movement of viruses, which they say is unconstitutional. Many openly displayed firearms in a gesture suggesting they…
The potato-growing industry basically admitted defeat today saying it had no choice but the shut down and find something else to do. “The coronavirus slowdown was bad enough but the news out of Pittsburgh has…
