Senator Bob Corker expressed regret today over a twitter post in which he referred to the White House as an “adult day care center”. Corker has decided that his comments were unfair, as most day…

Saying he ‘couldn’t go a day without one now’, John Kelly paid tribute to his stress pillow today, which he affectionately calls his ‘howlcatcher’. “This one here is howlcatcher the twelfth, as I’ve already gone…

The Boy Scouts of America is seeking answers today following reports that a ‘creepy old man’ was on the loose at the National Scout Jamboree leading impressionable young boys astray. Parents were not at all…

Last week saw media outlets erupt with images of Ivanka Trump, eldest daughter of U.S President Donald Trump, representing her father at a G20 meeting. While delegations are allowed to have alternates represent their leader…

A self-described petulant child is fighting back against what he says are unfair and offensive comparisons with the President of the United States, after it happened yet again when a video attacking CNN appeared on…

Workers at the White House are being retrained in their jobs today on account of two new people coming to live there that brings the average mental age of occupants way up. The current staff,…

There was widespread concern in the White House today that the United States was about to experience disruption on a scale not even the last few weeks could have prepared it for, after the Trump…