The anti-vaxxer community has been under a lot of pressure lately, given news reports that cases of measles are on the rise across the country. But they found a new champion today in the form…
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Amazon has announced its expansion into the field of obstetrics, and says it intends to become a one-stop-shop for those giving birth. CEO Jeff Bezos said the new service, called Prime Baby, should be up…
Carmaker Rolls Royce has announced its first ever SUV, the Cannulin, which is creating a buzz among auto journalists and drawing a huge sigh of relief from owners of their minivan offering. “When we had…
(Clarion, PA) Though he swears he never sought the attention, David H******n says he knew it was inevitable that his bizarre habits would bring him national attention one day. “Using a Tide detergent pod to…
Following his impromptu press conference in which he declared ” I’m a very intelligent man.”, elementary school teachers commended President Trump for using his words to express himself. “I would be proud to call him…
With Halloween fast approaching, City Council has passed the first Trick-Or-Treat Bill Of Rights to govern activities that occur on October 31st. It is expected that other cities will follow Pittsburgh’s lead and adopt similar…
Senator Bob Corker expressed regret today over a twitter post in which he referred to the White House as an “adult day care center”. Corker has decided that his comments were unfair, as most day…
Saying he ‘couldn’t go a day without one now’, John Kelly paid tribute to his stress pillow today, which he affectionately calls his ‘howlcatcher’. “This one here is howlcatcher the twelfth, as I’ve already gone…
With tears streaming from his eyes, President Trump asked for forgiveness this evening from the White Supremacy movement for straying from the path when he flirted with moral decency by issuing a statement condemning them….
The Boy Scouts of America is seeking answers today following reports that a ‘creepy old man’ was on the loose at the National Scout Jamboree leading impressionable young boys astray. Parents were not at all…
In an unusual development at the Bastille Day Parade in Paris, visiting American President Donald Trump started yelling “Again! Again!” once the display of military prowess concluded. It quickly became apparent Trump was sincere in…
Last week saw media outlets erupt with images of Ivanka Trump, eldest daughter of U.S President Donald Trump, representing her father at a G20 meeting. While delegations are allowed to have alternates represent their leader…
A self-described petulant child is fighting back against what he says are unfair and offensive comparisons with the President of the United States, after it happened yet again when a video attacking CNN appeared on…
Toymaker Mattel has followed up last year’s introduction of more diverse Barbie dolls with a wide variety of new Ken Dolls. However it is already receiving criticism that it is neglecting many groups, such as…
Local family man Tom Nowak couldn’t hold back the tears when seven-year-old son David said he wanted to made him proud one day. “My boy plans to get into the White House to investigate whatever…
Workers at the White House are being retrained in their jobs today on account of two new people coming to live there that brings the average mental age of occupants way up. The current staff,…
An often forgotten worry when ever a new administration takes over is how well the children who are uprooted and moved to Washington DC cope. Fortunately the latest child to live at the White House…
British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) News Director James Harding has issued the unusual instruction that all interviews with experts commentators must involve interruptions by at least two children in future if they are to stand a…
(Bloomfield, PA) After being harangued by her family and local community over it for days, local Catholic woman and mother of three Sandy DiCario has finally decided what she is giving up for Lent. “Giving.”…
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos surprised critics today by announcing that her first initiative will not relate to her signature issue, school vouchers. Instead she plans to embark on an ambitious program to deregulate the sizable…