There was widespread concern in the White House today that the United States was about to experience disruption on a scale not even the last few weeks could have prepared it for once the moment…
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(Bethesda, MD) Officials at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have released details of the cognitive test ‘aced’ by President Donald Trump following a request made under the Freedom Of Information Act (FOIA). Doctors…
A representative of the Guinness Book of World Records arrived in Washington DC today to confirm claims of a successful largest-ever baby fence attempt made during the previous week. The verification of the world-breaking record…
After yet another Presidential press conference failed to go as expected, the White House confirmed today that an expert is being brought in to address the specific problem that has been plaguing them. “Fortunately Supernanny…
Presidential candidate Joe Biden has decided not to stick around for the New Hampshire Primary, saying it’s best to concentrate on the real races that matter that he can win and not be distracted by…
Jerry and Ann Searly of Irwin, PA, knew the day would come when they would have to make the painful decision to commit their IT manager son to a living facility more appropriate to his…
As she faces her sentance for her part in the college admissions scandal, actor Felicity Huffman expressed regret today that she did not take a more law-abiding approach to ensuring her child succeeded academically. “If…
(The White House) The Trump administation has decided to ban flavored vaping products for safety’s sake as they are dangerous and appeal to children. President Trump said the issue was very close to his wife…
As the full extent of the college bribery scandal becomes clear – in which the rich and famous paid to have their milquetoast progeny mis-represented as little Einsteins and accomplished athletes – many are feeling…
As news of the college bribery scandal ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ spreads, details are emerging of just how far Hollywood’s rich and famous will go to ensure their children get accepted into the nations top colleges,…
The anti-vaxxer community has been under a lot of pressure lately, given news reports that cases of measles are on the rise across the country. But they found a new champion today in the form…
Amazon has announced its expansion into the field of obstetrics, and says it intends to become a one-stop-shop for those giving birth. CEO Jeff Bezos said the new service, called Prime Baby, should be up…
Carmaker Rolls Royce has announced its first ever SUV, the Cannulin, which is creating a buzz among auto journalists and drawing a huge sigh of relief from owners of their minivan offering. “When we had…
(Clarion, PA) Though he swears he never sought the attention, David H******n says he knew it was inevitable that his bizarre habits would bring him national attention one day. “Using a Tide detergent pod to…
Following his impromptu press conference in which he declared ” I’m a very intelligent man.”, elementary school teachers commended President Trump for using his words to express himself. “I would be proud to call him…
With Halloween fast approaching, City Council has passed the first Trick-Or-Treat Bill Of Rights to govern activities that occur on October 31st. It is expected that other cities will follow Pittsburgh’s lead and adopt similar…
Senator Bob Corker expressed regret today over a twitter post in which he referred to the White House as an “adult day care center”. Corker has decided that his comments were unfair, as most day…
Saying he ‘couldn’t go a day without one now’, John Kelly paid tribute to his stress pillow today, which he affectionately calls his ‘howlcatcher’. “This one here is howlcatcher the twelfth, as I’ve already gone…
The Boy Scouts of America is seeking answers today following reports that a ‘creepy old man’ was on the loose at the National Scout Jamboree leading impressionable young boys astray. Parents were not at all…
With tears streaming from his eyes, President Trump asked for forgiveness this evening from his base for straying from the path and flirting with moral decency by distancing himself from his supporters’ chants of “Send…
