The NRA’s family division – surely you knew there was one? – has started updating classic fairy tales so that the real-world fears they were traditionally supposed to educate children about are magically all solved…
[Des Moines, IA] Having already succeeded in passing a bill permitting children of any age to handle firearms, Iowa lawmakers have turned their attention to an even younger group whose second amendment rights they say…
After decades of having their products targeted as being unhealthy for both children and adults, the decision to switch the Flint water supply from the Detroit water system to the Flint River to save money…
(Atlanta, GA) In a remarkable turnaround, the CDC and major professional medical organizations have admitted they were totally wrong about the relative benefits of the HPV vaccine, and that scaremongering Christian organizations were correct all…
As the Flint Water Crisis continues to make headlines, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder has made it clear that residents will no longer be supplied with contaminated water to save money, given the terrible health consequences,…
[Pawtucket, RI] Toymaker Hasbro, Inc. (HAS) is under fire for its selection of toys related to the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, in which the female lead, Rey, is vastly under-represented. Their Star-Wars-themed…
[Sewickley, PA] An intense battle of wits between a toddler and his parents appears to have come to a conclusion today, resulting in a conclusive victory for the former. The adversarial struggle began when three-year-old…
Retailers have warned there may be shortages this season as an unprecedented number of Christmas Lists are focused on security-related upgrades to existing toy collections. Such is the case for Tommy Duncan aged 4 of…
With the US being only one of three countries in the world that do not offer some form of paid maternity leave, it has been left to high-tech companies like Google to introduce better policies…
As he enjoyed his final White House Correspondents Dinner, President Obama turned his mind to what he would miss most when his term comes to an end and he is a private citizen again. “I…
The nation’s agony of having to watch Jeb Bush floundering in the race for 2016 may be over, but his protective mother Barbara Bush has hatched a plan to let him think he’s won the…
[Houston, TX] A popular retired Texas businessman, George HW Bush of Houston, admitted regret today that he stood by as his former colleagues bullied his son when he took over the family business. That his…
Alyssa Milano continued her longstanding advocacy for breastfeeding by sharing a picture from last Halloween on her Instagram account today. The photograph shows Alyssa Milano breastfeeding whilst seated comfortable wearing a Wonder Woman outfit, and is…
It was way back in the year 2010 when John and Jennifer Sampras and their only daughter aged twelve went on what they thought would be a weekend trek through one of the United States…
On hearing that a Judge has invalidated the copyright claim by Warner/Chappell Music to the Happy Birthday Song, kindergartener Jason [surname withheld] did not waste a second before filing copyright for his derivative work, which…
[NICHD, Bethesda, MD] A nationwide clinical study has confirmed that the mysterious disease that seems to affect most of the teenage population, turning them into bizarrely difficult people to deal with, does not appear to…
[Foxchapel, PA] In the most recent sign of his fiercely independent spirit, a Foxchapel couple’s 14-year-old son demanded they provide him with his own separate cellular service, even though it would be much easier…
Kennywood’s newest mascot, Mr. Fanatic, made his debut at the popular amusement park this week and appears to be an instant hit. Rather than being a friendly kangaroo named Kenny or a non-threatening bright yellow…
[Upper St. Clair, PA] In a fine example of the American dream in the making, South Hills toddler Daniel Torkey is determined not to let any of life’s opportunities pass him by. Like many starting out…
United States Attorney for the district of Western Pennsylvania Maxwell Hart has never been one to shy away from tough decisions, and his latest one is no different. The strident federal prosecutor has decided to…