Showing there is literally no subset of the population he is not prepared to attack, Donald Trump has laid into the nation’s babies with a full blown verbal attack on one at a rally in…
Everyone knows young children can be picky eaters – especially Melanie Gables of Forest Hills, who couldn’t persuade her feisty six-year-old Gordon to eat his vegetables for love or money. “I was so fed up….
The producers of the classic children’s TV program ‘Sesame Street’ have finally spoken about the decision to part ways with three of the original cast: Bob McGrath, 84, Emilio Delgado, 76, and Roscoe Orman, 72,…
The online reaction over the death by shooting of Harambe the gorilla at a Cincinnati zoo has been quick to condemn all those responsible, starting with the four year old who entered the enclosure without…
[British Virgin Islands] Keen to take advantage of the recent publicity the Panama Papers has generated, a Caribbean-based bank has launched a new program aimed at the obscenely rich who have children. Called “Baby’s First…
[Mt. Lebanon, PA] On hearing that her precious five-year-old son, Landon, was being teased at preschool about his expressive attire, his mother wasted no time detailed her outrage on a popular local website. The post…
[Cambridge, MA] A Harvard Professor of Ethics, who achieved fame with his theory that altruistic traits differentiate us from animals, has abruptly changed his optimistic thesis about humanity in the wake of an Easter Egg…
The NRA’s family division – surely you knew there was one? – has started updating classic fairy tales so that the real-world fears they were traditionally supposed to educate children about are magically all solved…
[Des Moines, IA] Having already succeeded in passing a bill permitting children of any age to handle firearms, Iowa lawmakers have turned their attention to an even younger group whose second amendment rights they say…
After decades of having their products targeted as being unhealthy for both children and adults, the decision to switch the Flint water supply from the Detroit water system to the Flint River to save money…
(Atlanta, GA) In a remarkable turnaround, the CDC and major professional medical organizations have admitted they were totally wrong about the relative benefits of the HPV vaccine, and that scaremongering Christian organizations were correct all…
As the Flint Water Crisis continues to make headlines, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder has made it clear that residents will no longer be supplied with contaminated water to save money, given the terrible health consequences,…
[Pawtucket, RI] Toymaker Hasbro, Inc. (HAS) is under fire for its selection of toys related to the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, in which the female lead, Rey, is vastly under-represented. Their Star-Wars-themed…
[Sewickley, PA] An intense battle of wits between a toddler and his parents appears to have come to a conclusion today, resulting in a conclusive victory for the former. The adversarial struggle began when three-year-old…
Retailers have warned there may be shortages this season as an unprecedented number of Christmas Lists are focused on security-related upgrades to existing toy collections. Such is the case for Tommy Duncan aged 4 of…
With the US being only one of three countries in the world that do not offer some form of paid maternity leave, it has been left to high-tech companies like Google to introduce better policies…
As he enjoyed his final White House Correspondents Dinner, President Obama turned his mind to what he would miss most when his term comes to an end and he is a private citizen again. “I…
The nation’s agony of having to watch Jeb Bush floundering in the race for 2016 may be over, but his protective mother Barbara Bush has hatched a plan to let him think he’s won the…
[Houston, TX] A popular retired Texas businessman, George HW Bush of Houston, admitted regret today that he stood by as his former colleagues bullied his son when he took over the family business. That his…
Alyssa Milano continued her longstanding advocacy for breastfeeding by sharing a picture from last Halloween on her Instagram account today. The photograph shows Alyssa Milano breastfeeding whilst seated comfortable wearing a Wonder Woman outfit, and is…
