With people failing to turn up at impeachement hearings left and right, today the opposite happened when someone who hadn’t been asked to testify turned up anyway. “What are you doing here, Justice Kavanaugh?” The…
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Despite emerging victorious in the early hours of November 9 to the surprise of many, Vladimir Putin’s success in propelling Donald Trump to the White House has nevertheless been plagued with accusations that the American…
Rejecting criticism that it would shy away from the topic of impeachment, FOX News has said it intends to provide more impeachment related coverage than any other network. “In fact we are going to show…
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos said today that flat Earth theories and the Book of Genesis have no business being taught in the public school system she oversees. “The science involved is far too difficult…
(Windsor, UK) The US Presidential race has a new candidate in contention today as Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, announced her entry into the fray. She first consulted Orpah and Michelle Obama to make…
Hillary Clinton took to twitter today to admit she has thought long and hard about whether it’s right to listen to mobs chanting that so-and-so should be locked up and has had a complete and…
Beto O’Rourke’s surprise announcement that he is dropping out of the Democratic Primary has led to dissappointment in a lot of quarters, and none more so than the White House where President Trump is said…
The headquarters for the 2020 Presidential Campaign of Maryland politican Jon Delaney delcared victory in the race for the White House tonoght after learning that Beto O’ Rourke had abandoned his bid earlier in the…
News that President Trump has changed his residency from New York State to Florida has many people suspecting it is for tax reasons, though a new theory has residents of the other 49 states very…
President Trump expressed his pleasure today at what he described as a tidal wave of support for his agenda ahead of the 2020 elections. “Even my former AG Jeff Sessions said he’s never seen so…
Food industry experts have warned that the United States is woefully unprepared in terms of popcorn supplies for what it is currently facing. “Demand for popcorn has never been higher.” The problem, they say, is…
White House staff faced questions from Vice-President Mike Pence today after decorating his office for Halloween. “I need to know that this ghost is male, otherwise I can not be here.” Confused staffers at first…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A bus in a sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh is attracting a great deal of attention, not least from leading figures in the art world who have been inundating the city with plaudits for…
(The White House) President Trump has finally decided what Rudy Giuliani’s punishment should be for unwittingly butt-dialing a reporter and embarrassing his administration. Though Giuliani promised profusely not to make the same mistake again, Trump…
Department of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to embark of a drastic scaling back of public schooling, though she insists this is not about cutting costs or scaling back government. “I’m worried the students’…
Asked today how he could take credit for the killing of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in light of previous tweets saying that then President Barack Obama deserved no credit for the killing of 9/11…
A video of the memorial service for Elijah Cummings has gone viral on the internet. In it a pallbearer hugs an African American man then quickly moves down a line of white male politicians before…
(The White House) President Trump privately expressed some regret today for his inflammatory ‘lynching’ comment about being impeached, though it’s thought to be motivated by fears that a particular individual will take him to task….
(Denver, CO) The State of Colorado is celebrating today after learning that President Trump has decided to build a big beautiful wall for its many climbing enthusiasts using Federal dollars. “Given how outdoorsy we are…
Local forecasters have alerted Pittsburgh residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in the region on Wednesday, sometime around midday. “Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave you angry and exhausted.” They…