President Trump’s isolated and despondent mood has improved markedly according to White House insiders, who say it’s connected to a development in Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller’s investigation that Trump recently became aware of. “Just learned…

An irate President Trump was fuming in the White House today, after learning that First Lady Melania Trump was romantically connected to the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands. “I hear they even have a…

With his relationship with Rex Tillerson deteriorating rapidly, President Trump has demanded that his inner circle identify a pool of potential Secretaries of States who don’t think he’s a moron so he can’t go ahead…

While explaining his lackluster response to the crisis in Puerto Rico today, President Trump has finally laid bare the reason – that it would go against his election mandate. “I can’t supply aid to just…

The White House has announced that Tom Price has tended his resignation as head of the Department for Evaluating Private Jet Service, and that President Trump has reluctantly accepted it. Trump paid tribute to Price’s…