SCOTUS BRIEF: US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has unveiled his Memorial Day promotion for wealthy conservatives looking to have undue influence on the decisions of the nation’s highest court. “If you delay you won’t…
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(Sharon, PA) A local man who has been highly critical of the Bud Light advertising campaign featuring influencer Dylan Mulvaney today indicated some flexibility in his position, after Anheuser-Busch Companies, LLC, announced plans to give…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Saying she had been waiting a long time to do this, former President of the United States and Reality TV star Donna Trump has revealed that she is now a trans woman. “It…
Former President Trump made the news today with a surprising new policy position on prison reform that seemed at odds with the tough, mean-spirited stance he was known for while in office. “It is high-time…
Employment law circles were baffled today as news spread on social media about an American worker who is still in his position after being publicly exposed for blatantly lying during the job interview process in…
(Austin, TX) Responding to the latest tragic school shooting in his state, Governor Greg Abbott today said it should serve as a reminder of what a tragedy abortion is and why it must come to…
The media in the United States today resolved to address a serious problem facing society – how to fit in all the news given the frequency of mass shootings these days. “People expect us to…
(Chevy Chase, MD) US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was angered to learn today that law enforcement authorities would not be preventing protesters from demonstrating outside his family home. A police spokesperson explained it was simply…
(Greenburg, PA) Local weather forecasters have alerted area residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in Westmoreland County this Friday evening, with extensive damage predicted. “Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave…
The entertainment company Hulu today confirmed the long-awaited debut of Season Five of its hugely popular drama The Handmaid’s Tale, which will be available for binge viewing in the coming months. Unusually for the series,…
A stunning exposé by a team of investigative journalists has revealed that millions of children – some so young they have just learned to speak – are being taught in the United States using a…
PA POLITICS BRIEF: In further bad news for the PA Senate run by Dr. Mehmet Oz, a new Gallup poll of Pennsylvania voters has revealed a strong dislike of his candidacy, putting him far behind…
(Orlando, FL) The Disney corporation has responded to pressure by governor Ron DeSantis to fall in line with his puritanical view of sexuality by defiantly announcing it will do no such thing. In order to…
General Michael Thomas Flynn – who was briefly National Security Advisor under President Trump but who ultimately answers to his true Commander in Chief, Vladimir Putin – has been transferred to a frontline role commanding…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Former President Trump’s office announced that he will be delivering the first ever “State of the Sulk” address tonight to coincide with the State of the Union address by President Biden. Though the…
(The Kremlin, Russian Federation) An embarrassed Vladimir Putin today apologized for not immediately recognizing the name of Paul Gosar after being informed that the United States Representative (R-Arizona) had done a great job playing down…
(The Kremlin, Russian Federation) With his military struggling on the ground in Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin today praised the performance of the troops fighting the strongest to ensure he prevails. Putin made special mention…
The Russian invasion of Ukraine, coupled with veiled threats by President Putin to use nuclear weapons against anyone who intervenes, has a lot of people worried these days – but not the baby boomers due…
Asked today about his thoughts on the upcoming midterm elections in November, Vladimir Putin expressed confidence that his party would gain seats in both chambers of Congress. “There had better be given all the resources…
(Washington, DC) There were awkward scenes at the National Prayer Breakfast today after one of the main attendees, God, failed to turn up on time. Politicians, religious leaders and assorted deities milled about not knowing…
