In response to growing pressure, the United States Government is to stop celebrating Columbus Day. The traditional October holiday falling on the second Monday will now be known as Columbo Day, when the affable TV…
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Called to appear before the House to explain what he knows regarding the Ukraine call at the center of the impeachment inquiry, DOE chief Rick Perry today pleaded ignorance. “I want this committee to understand…
News that six wild elephants died at a waterfall in Thailand trying to save one of their number has saddened people the world over, but none more than Presidential son Donald Trump Jr. “It’s such…
Triplying down on his asserted right to encourage foreign governments to hobble his political opponents, President Trump today announced he has set-up a free hotline for overseas leaders to undermine Joe Biden anyway they can….
(The White House) President Trump has again demanded the right to confront the whistleblower who leaked damning details of a call made to the leader of Ukraine pressuring that foreign power to investigate Democrats during…
Vladimir Putin may have not officially visited the United States during the current administration yet, but it was learned today he was already here briefly to film an episode of the popular CBS reality show,…
(Acre, Brazil) As more and more countries reveal that President Trump pressured them to intervene in domestic US politics to his advantage, there was major anthropological news today as an isolated tribe – hitherto believed…
(The Kremlin) Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be fuming today after being briefed on President Trump’s phonecall with his Ukrainian counterpart. “This is an outrage!” Putin left no-one in any doubt that he…
The vexing issue of Brexit was finally put to rest today, as the European Union took the unilateral act of drowning the United Kingdom to put it out of its misery. EU Commission President Jean-Claude…
(Kiev) Ukrainians were said to be happy today as they threw themselves back to fighting insurgents in the eastern part of the country. “Finally something to take our minds off that awful man!” Following allegations…
The Islamic Republic of Iran is preparing for open confrontation with President Trump, saying it now has an ace up its sleeve that will ensure victory. “We have found his weak spot.” Rather than nuclear…
Canadian Premier Justin Trudeau continues to face scrutiny, as yet more photographs of him blacked and browned up continue to emerge. Though it was expected that President Trump would be most interested in Trudeau’s troubles,…
There appears to be confusion today over how well Sean Spicer did on his Dancing With the Stars debut, after he held a press conferance claiming he has been awarded the highest score for a…
Sentence has been passed down on actor Felicity Huffmann for her illegal actions in attempting to manipulate college admissions. Though she is only to be incarcerated for 14 days, the sentence is considered very harsh…
As she faces her sentance for her part in the college admissions scandal, actor Felicity Huffman expressed regret today that she did not take a more law-abiding approach to ensuring her child succeeded academically. “If…
The CIA has warned they are observing increased chatter between enemies of the United States the world over in advance of the 2020 election. “Clearly something big is up.” From the Russian Federation to Iran…
(The White House) The Trump administation has decided to ban flavored vaping products for safety’s sake as they are dangerous and appeal to children. President Trump said the issue was very close to his wife…
(The White House) President Trump has said goodbye to his National Security Advisor John Bolton, saying he is no longer a good match for the message the administration wants to project. “With an election looming,…
(Camp David, MD) Proposed peace talks between President Trump and a delegation representing the Taliban leadership of Afghanistan have been called off. Political analysts said it is almost certainly for the best. “How can we…
(The White House) The Trump Administration has announced plans to drastically limit immigration to the United States, saying that current levels are far too high. “Obviously we will still need to have some immigration.” Pressed…