(Chevy Chase, MD) US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was angered to learn today that law enforcement authorities would not be preventing protesters from demonstrating outside his family home. A police spokesperson explained it was simply…
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(Greenburg, PA) Local weather forecasters have alerted area residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in Westmoreland County this Friday evening, with extensive damage predicted. “Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave…
The entertainment company Hulu today confirmed the long-awaited debut of Season Five of its hugely popular drama The Handmaid’s Tale, which will be available for binge viewing in the coming months. Unusually for the series,…
A stunning exposé by a team of investigative journalists has revealed that millions of children – some so young they have just learned to speak – are being taught in the United States using a…
PA POLITICS BRIEF: In further bad news for the PA Senate run by Dr. Mehmet Oz, a new Gallup poll of Pennsylvania voters has revealed a strong dislike of his candidacy, putting him far behind…
(Orlando, FL) The Disney corporation has responded to pressure by governor Ron DeSantis to fall in line with his puritanical view of sexuality by defiantly announcing it will do no such thing. In order to…
General Michael Thomas Flynn – who was briefly National Security Advisor under President Trump but who ultimately answers to his true Commander in Chief, Vladimir Putin – has been transferred to a frontline role commanding…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Former President Trump’s office announced that he will be delivering the first ever “State of the Sulk” address tonight to coincide with the State of the Union address by President Biden. Though the…
(The Kremlin, Russian Federation) An embarrassed Vladimir Putin today apologized for not immediately recognizing the name of Paul Gosar after being informed that the United States Representative (R-Arizona) had done a great job playing down…
(The Kremlin, Russian Federation) With his military making inroads all over the sovereign nation of Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin today praised the performance of the troops fighting to ensure he prevails. While he commended…
The Russian invasion of Ukraine, coupled with veiled threats by President Putin to use nuclear weapons against anyone who intervenes, has a lot of people worried these days – but not the baby boomers due…
Asked today about his thoughts on the upcoming midterm elections in November, Vladimir Putin expressed confidence that his party would gain seats in both chambers of Congress. “There had better be given all the resources…
(Washington, DC) There were awkward scenes at the National Prayer Breakfast today after one of the main attendees, God, failed to turn up on time. Politicians, religious leaders and assorted deities milled about not knowing…
After previously granting high profile covers to both Jill Biden and Kamala Harris while snubbing Melania Trump during her time in the White House, VOGUE magazine has made its latest – and arguably most hurtful…
The solitary Spotify subscriber who listens to both Joe Rogan’s podcast and Neil Young’s music said today he is torn over what to do after the Canadian singer said the streaming service had to choose…
(The White House) As Russia continues to amass troops and military hardware along its border with eastern Ukraine, President Biden today announced substantial measures that he is taking to deal with the situation. Flanked by…
(Cliffside Park, NJ) Friends and family of Dr. Mehmet Oz expressed concern today for the TV personality. Though they have long felt something was mentally ‘off’, a recent incident involving his run for office and…
What was otherwise shaping up to be another perfect MLK day of celebrating America’s most beloved pastor by a group a friends was ruined today when one of their number deviated from the standard practice…
MOSCOW BRIEF: Russian Premiere Vladimir Putin cleared his calendar today after reportedly being dissatisfied with his ‘surprised’ face which he expects to use in the coming days or weeks. Though Putin is long skilled in…
(Washington, DC) Police charged with protecting the US Capitol and the politicians and their staffers who work there say they are investigating numerous reports of missing spines that came in on the occasion of the…
