As Texans continue to grapple with freezing temperatures and devastating power outages throughout the state that voted for Trump in the 2020 election, many lamented that the current President is not giving them the response…
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(Academy of Military Science, Beijing) As part of its military planning, Chinese leaders have long focused on unconventional methods to attack the United States should relations become hostile, including cyber warfare and undermining US infrastructure….
Adulation and plaudits for Ted Cruz are flooding the internet and social media today after the Senator for Texas took a hands-on approach to caring for the millions of people freezing to death in his…
Former energy secretary in the Trump administration, Rick Perry, appears to have captured the attention of his fellow Texans with his suggestion that their freezing their butts off was well worth it to fend off…
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As a devastating winter storm tears through Texas, former President Trump today criticized his successor Joe Biden for not averting the terrible weather event. “Why didn’t you redirect it into the Gulf of Mexico by…
The theory being promoted by Trump supporters that ANTIFA and BLM were actually behind the storming of the Capitol on January 6th was bolstered today with word that the guy seated at Nancy Pelosi’s desk…
(Oslo, Norway) The chairperson of the Nobel committee announced today that former US President Donald J. Trump was the leading contender for its newly established prize recognizing the biggest piece of shit contributing to general disruption…
Mitch McConnell did not pull any punches in his critique of former President Trump following his second impeachment acquittal today. But, despite finding Trump responsible for the storming of the US Capitol, McConnell said he…
Following the highly successful presentation of their impeachment case in the Senate, Democrats expressed deep concern today that President Trump’s team will respond by mounting an insanity defense. Such an approach, if successful, would mean…
After a rocky opening to President Donald Trump’s second Senate trial, his legal team has explained the reason why their opening was rambling and devoid of any hint of a meaningful defense. “We would have…
(Capitol Hill, DC) Saying he intended to import to everyone just how serious the events of January 6th were, lead House Manager Jamie Raskin today insisted former President Trump should be judged according to what…
The United States – long thought to be a nation divided along multiple fault-lines – is now completely unified with all its peoples dedicated to a common cause to bringing about a better life for…
Colorado Representative Lauren Boebart has announced she is a ‘dyed-in-the-wool’ proponent of the theory that chemtrails contain compounds designed to turn red-blooded straight Americans into ‘flaming gay libturds’ which have seeped into pond water resulting…
President Biden has kicked his prolific issuing of Executive Orders up yet another notch, which are now coming out at a rate few thought physically possible. But a staffer to the president has confirmed he…
Details of Mike Pence’s post Vice-Presidential life emerged today, after sources close to him revealed he is ready to take on a new job. “He’s very eager to start sucking up to a new boss…
As calls within the GOP grow to censure Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, party leaders have acknowledged it’s high time to decide what Republicans stand for in these turbulent times. “As a matter of urgent…
With his second impeachment trial in the Senate looming, the President has seen an exodus from his legal team forcing him to retain new counsel, which is proving far more difficult that anticipated according to…
(Oslo, Kingdom of Norway) Reports that Jared Kushner is being strongly considered for the coveted Nobel Peace Prize for his work in the Middle East were corrected today by the Nobel Peace Prize committee. “The…
The United States of America is said to be cautiously optimistic today just weeks after breaking with tradition by installing a leader who can both read and write. Political observers said it was a bold…