(Burlington, VT) The Emily Post Institute today singled out the White House and the Trump administration for praise, saying its renewed commitment to politeness is most welcome. People visiting and working in the White House…
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Disease modelers today warned courts in the United States are facing an acute danger of being overrun by a rash of meritless filings and lawsuits that could overwhelm the system within days, according to the…
(The White House) A planned trip by President Trump to Gettysburg has been cancelled, after he was incensed to learn he wouldn’t be the first President to give a rousing speech there. Trump took to twitter…
President-elect Biden continued revealing details of his transition today, including a planned return to English as the everyday language of the United States government. “I am happy to announce I will govern in English, making…
A shocking audio tape of a conversation between President-elect Biden and former TV host Billy Bush has been leaked. The tape, reported made shortly after the Associated Press called the 2020 election for Biden, contains…
Though most attention has focused on whether President Trump will leave the White House given his refusal to concede the election, sources connected with President-elect Biden’s transition team say it is actually senior Trump advisor…
(Washington, DC) The world record for the biggest ever gathering of losers was shattered today after a huge organizational effort paid off in the nation’s capital. Officials from the Guinness Book of Records observing the…
(Wilmington, DE) President-in-waiting Joe Biden is wasting no time as he continued to make a number of important appointments today, including selecting the person who will lead negotiations with the Trump administration to ensure a…
The 2020 NFL football season was thrown into chaos today, after Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin accused the league of being susceptible to widespread fraud. Speaking on 93.7 FM The Fan radio, Tomlin said there…
The 2020 election found closure today after victor Joe Biden received a phone call from his opponent in the race, Vladimir Putin, conceding the election. Though some had expected the concession call to come from…
(The White House) In what is being described as highly uncharacteristic behavior, President Trump was said to be in a ‘great hurry’ today, in contrast to his usual leisurely way of not doing things. He…
There was widespread concern in the White House today that the United States was about to experience disruption on a scale not even the last few weeks could have prepared it for once the moment…
(The White House) During a speech delivered in the Press Briefing room, President Trump today declared an unambiguous victory in the Presidential election after comfortably clearing the 270 hurdle earlier this afternoon. “Despite being recently…
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President Trump spent his last Veteran’s Day in office speaking with American survivors of the Normandy landings during WWII, and even got personal by sharing some of his own war stories. “I was too young…
(Omaha, NE) Local GOP officials and representatives of the Trump campaign put out an urgent call for heaters and blankets today as they struggle to maintain their momentum following a recent rally there. Though the…
The dog who ate Tucker Carlson’s extensive homework documenting damning details of Biden family corruption publicly apologized today, saying it now realizes what a terrible disservice it has done to the American People. “You deserve…
On a campaign call knowingly monitored by the press, President Trump today expressed disdain for Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and other like-minded ‘idiots’, declaring their obsession with the mutual attraction of mass-bearing objects unpatriotic. “Americans…
A rambunctious NBC Town Hall event is being praised for the tough line host Savannah Guthrie took with the President, particularly when she criticized him for retweeting a conspiracy theory by reminding him that he…
SCOTUS BRIEFING: The ultimately unstoppable confirmation of Justice Ginsburg’s replacement hit a minor bump today when nominee Amy Coney Barrett was asked by Senator Cory Booker if she would like a glass of water. “I…