(Menlo Park, CA) Facebook has announced that its oversight committee has upheld a ban on a Russia-controlled account that had amassed a huge following. The company said it was determined not to become a tool…
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(Mar-a-Lago) After teasing that he would be introducing a brand new social media platform to get his message out after being permanently banned from twitter and Facebook for managing to flout even their low standards,…
(Sharon, PA) A local Trump supporter and CDC critic laid into Dr. Fauci today for what he said is a totally incongruous position on the requirements to prevent the spread of COVID given recent medical…
(Azure Sector, Beta Quadrant) Representatives of the Romulan Empire confessed today to sharing their cloaking technology with the Black Lives Matter movement in advance of the Capitol Riot on January 6th following relentless insistence by…
Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell has announced his opposition to President Biden’s infrastructure plan, which he says will start opposing in earnest after a short vacation at the beach for his annual mating ritual. “Though…
(Sharon, PA) A local man spoke out today about the pain of living in a state governed by a Nazi executive that is clearly out to get him and his kind. “To all those who…
(Charleston, WV) As the Biden administration seeks to hold the razor-thin Democrat majority in the Senate together to pass a massive infrastructure bill, all eyes are on Joe Manchin who has already demonstrated the power…
Congressman Matt Gaetz was thrown a welcome lifeline today as Rudy Giuliani offered to represent him during his current legal woes with the FBI. “I have a good feel for this type of case.” Giuliani…
Embattled congressman Mike Gaetz, who is under investigation by the FBI for transporting a minor across state lines for the purpose of having sex, today demanded the opportunity to see the underage girl in question…
Leading members of the Republican establishment admitted today they have no idea what happened over the last few years, as they collectively came to the sudden realization that the party of Lincoln now had people…
Though a number of arch Trumpers, including Congressman Matt Gaetz and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, see themselves as the natural heir to the former President and the movement he created, a new contender has emerged…
(Sharon, PA) Local senior Marty Dixon said today he is ‘absolutely disgusted’ with the Pfizer vaccine shot he got because he was tired of his ‘crappy Verizon reception’ and was attracted by the idea of…
(Atlanta, GA) Georgia’s new voting law came into force today, prompting much outrage from those who say it seeks to limit voting freedoms to the GOP’s advantage. However the political effort was praised for its…
Following President Biden’s first press conference, the media faced accusations today of handling the President with kid gloves. “Sure, they grilled him about the pandemic and the border, but who was asking him how many…
Speaking about the shooting in a Boulder Colorado grocery store in which 10 people died, Mitch McConnell has said the assailant was clearly mentally ill, but it was impossible to predict in advance who would…
(Boulder, CO) Representative Lauren Boebert is in her home state today, after racing back to the site of a mass shooting so she could help the victims in their time of dire need. “I hated…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Florida health department officials warned today that there is a deadly dangerous pathogen loose in the Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach and cautioned the public to avoid contact lest they become infected. “You…
(Woodstock, GA) Those who knew Robert Aaron Long expressed their shock today that the 21 year old had gone on a rampage killing multiple Asian women, saying his actions bore no resemblance to the peaceful…
As he passed the 50 day mark, President Biden’s record is being slammed for being virtually non-existent, as he has pointedly failed to deliver when compared to his predecessor. Critics said the President appeared to…
(Albany, NY) Returning to his pugilistic form, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today said he has no intention of resigning and there was no question of his being forcibly removed from his official residence. “Good…
