Following her admission that she incorrectly stated black unemployment figures, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders has committed herself to correcting all her other untruths in a 10,000 hour press conference to begin at noon…

The White House is reported to be desperately shuffling the calendar today, following President Trump’s mispronouncing of the country Nepal as ‘nipple’ while preparing for talks with the Prime Minister of India. “We need to…

Following the firing of FBI Special Agent Peter Strzok for sending texts that disparaged President Trump, all Federal employees who have been critical of the President or think he’s an idiot have now been let…

Asked today about his thoughts on the upcoming midterm elections in November, Vladimir Putin expressed confidence that his party would gain seats in both chambers of Congress. “There had better be given all the resources…

Speaking with the New York Times, Speaker Paul Ryan has revealed he has concluded that President Trump was insulting him when referring to him as a ‘Boy Scout’. “I thought it was a compliment.” But…

Following the uncovering of one of his spies working at the US Embassy in Moscow, Vladimir Putin has reportedly expressed concern that the Americans may be spying back on him too. He has subsequently ordered…