Betsy DeVos says she has come up with a way to reopen the nation’s public schools while at the same time ensuring that the novel Coronavirus is not able to infect children who could pass…
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(Bethesda, MD) Officials at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have released details of the cognitive test ‘aced’ by President Donald Trump following a request made under the Freedom Of Information Act (FOIA). Doctors…
(Sterling, VA) There were solemn scenes today at a DC area golf course as a visibly moved President Trump held a moment’s silence on the 9th green to mark what he described as a terrible…
(Keystone, SD) Scientists from the Harold Hamm School of Geology & Geological Engineering at the University of North Dakota arrived at Mount Rushmore today to investigate what they say is an unprecedented geological phenomena that…
Having completed its review and concluded that its current name is not appropriate, the Washington Redskins will change its name to the Washington Lobbyists. “Just as Pittsburgh has its beloved Steeler Nation, we now have…
A representative of the Holy See is California bound tonight, where a modern-day miracle has occurred that has been shared widely on social media. A poor wretched woman far too physically weak to wear a…
Leading household and personal care products manufacturer Colgate-Palmolive (NYSE: CL) has announced it may rebrand its popular Drunk Irish Bastard line of personal hygiene offerings, including its market-leading Drunk Irish Bastard soap bar. It is…
The Trump 2020 Campaign has announced the next campaign rally following a hugely successful debut event in Tulsa, with President Trump scheduled to hold a rally in Phoenix on Tuesday. “His supporter there is very…
(Columbo, OH) In keeping with evolving public sentiment, the former city of Columbus in the state of Ohio today announced it has changed its name to Columbo, Ohio, effective immediately. Speaking from the steps of City…
Speaking to reporters today the novel Coronavirus expressed its bitter disappointment with the Trump 2020 campaign rally in Tulsa. “I had such high hopes for this event.” Though the virus commended those that were in…
(Tulsa, OK) Saying they had a wonderful time at his rally, the overflow folding chairs at the BOK Center sent President Trump their deepest thanks today for a nice evening out of storage. “Normally whenever…
A court has decided against the Trump Administration’s request for an injunction preventing the publication of John Bolton’s book “The Room Where It Happened”. However Bolton and his publisher did not get off the hook…
Having expressed great misgivings about President Trump’s planned rally in Tulsa, Dr Fauci said he was pleasantly surprised at how people ended up heeding his recommendations after all in large measure. In addition to initial…
(Tulsa, OK) A campaign rally in support of President Trump’s re-election bid descending into chaos on Saturday when a large fight broke out. Things were tense from the beginning according to local law enforcement, with…
(The White House) News that a court has rejected the Trump Administration’s attempt to prevent the publication of John Bolton’s tell-all book “The Room Where It Happened” had President Trump fuming today according to inside…
(Tulsa, OK) Responding to safety concerns, local Trump Campaign rally officials said they would be conducting spot checks on entry this Saturday to ensure anyone who gains access registers a safe reading. “Nobody running an…
President Trump has received no small measure of criticism for saying he did the black community a favor by personally making Juneteenth ‘very famous’. But the President’s claim was confirmed today by none other than…
A new book by former Trump administration member John Bolton has already picked up a prestigious honor on the occasion of its impending release. The committee tasked with awarding the Captain Obvious literary prize said…
With racial and stereotypical depictions no longer acceptable given recent events, management at Planters snack food company were reportedly in crisis discussions today regarding Mr Peanut. Anonymous sources present at the meeting say the fear…
In exciting news for Christians everywhere, the FOX News channel is to air a stunning newly discovered documentary on the life of Jesus Christ. Comprised in large part of amazing ‘found footage’ depicting the actual…