The country known as the United States is frantically packing its bags in a bid to leave the North American continent before President Donald Trump returns from an overseas trip. Their relationship has been highly…

(The White House) President Trump instructed the Secret Service to inspect the curtains in the Oval Office today to see if anyone was trying to avoid him, having learned that is what former FBI Director…

In a stark about-face, President Trump spent this evening desperately trying to get hold of fired FBI Director James Comey to persuade him to come back and return everything to the way it was a…

Despite having been the archetypal political scandal for almost half a century, Watergate is to be renamed the WaterTrump scandal in recognition of its looming second-place ranking. “Obviously, you want to name scandalous incidents after…

As it became clear how crowded it was getting underneath the bus Trump was throwing people under, White House Aides wondered today if there would be room when it came their time to be cruelly…

In an interview with Fox News’ Jeanine Pirro, President Trump said he is considering doing away with conventional White House press briefings and simply conducting one himself every two weeks. This, he says, is because…

Former FBI director James Comey came to a grizzly end today when he was devoured by a pack of angry Hillary Supporters during a walk in the woods. Though most of Clinton’s supporters resigned themselves…

Clearly hoping it would make the assembled press forget about the Comey firing, Sean Spicer strode into the White House briefing room today wearing nothing but a novelty headband comprising of an apple and an…