Politics





Gestating Fetus Excited To Be A Bernie Bro in 2040

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has declared his candidacy for the 2020 election, with some observers wondering if he can generate the same buzz as he did in 2016. “Bernie’s traditional support base, the Millennials, are…













Trump Finally Sets Record We Can Believe

Following all the dubious boasts about votes cast and crowd sizes, people have started not to believes any of the record-breaking numerical claims coming from the White House. “It’s all been lies up til now.”…




Seal Of Virginia Admits To Blacking Up

Saying it was bound to come out sooner or later, the Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia has admitted to regularly blacking up during its long history stretching back to the Virginia Convention of 1776,…