Donald Trump has wasted no time coming up with a response to increased concerns about terrorist threats by spending no time on it whatsoever. Instead, he claims, the answer came to him instantaneously, as his…
Everyone knows Neo Nazis are some of the least apathetic and most coveted members of the electorate. They traditionally like policy platforms that are short nasty and brutish, which suggests the GOP frontrunner would be…
The Western media are agog over Vladimir Putin’s latest muscular assertion of Russian military might, which has not come in the form of an invasion of the Caucasus or airstrikes against ISIS, but a brand…
The nation’s agony of having to watch Jeb Bush floundering in the race for 2016 may be over, but his protective mother Barbara Bush has hatched a plan to let him think he’s won the…
Still reeling from the aftermath of the Paris attacks, French Authorities are warning that accomplices are still being sought. They are grateful for the assistance they are getting from all quarters, including politically active Americans…
The candidates who will take the stage for the next GOP debate face the daunting task of coming up with even crazier shit than the crazy shit they’ve already come up with so far. Some…
Barack Obama has finally joined Facebook. Unlike when he joined Twitter, which was so he could tweet about the addictive ABC show Scandal, he’s joined Facebook because he heard it’s a great way for old…
Though widely ridiculed at first for his comments that the Pyramids were built to store grain, GOP candidate Ben Carson is being vindicated as historians realized that the purpose of many structures they were confused…
Russian President Vladimir Putin took a moment in his busy schedule today to express his deepest sympathies regarding the accidental death of the next person who attempts to challenge his vice-like grip on Russian State…
[Washington DC] New Speaker of the House Paul Ryan insisted today that he will ensure there will be no lessening of the efforts to undo Obama’s signature healthcare legislation. “We will continue our efforts to…
[Houston, TX] A popular retired Texas businessman, George HW Bush of Houston, admitted regret today that he stood by as his former colleagues bullied his son when he took over the family business. That his…
Decades of frustration with former president Jimmy Carter boiled over this week as Washington was abuzz with politicians bemoaning his legendary selfishness. They claim that, in return for getting to be President for four years,…
In a measure of his displeasure with the recent CNBC debate, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus effectively cut ties with NBC with a letter explaining that he would be looking for a different forum going forward,…
Speculation on what President Obama will do once his term ends is reaching fever pitch, with rumors that there is a seat on the Supreme Court in the offing if the Democrats hold on to…
Days after quitting the Democratic nomination race, Lincoln Chafee is starting to get very anxious because he feels he should have received multiple calls offering him a cable TV show by now. “Don’t they realize…
The GOP today demanded that an in-depth Congressional Hearing be held to investigate the human tragedy that was the Benghazi Congressional Hearing, no matter what the cost. “A horrific incident such as what transpired in…
After compelling performances by the declared candidates in the first Democratic debate, political analysts are saying it may already be too late for the Vice President Joe Biden to enter, and are even questioning his…
President Obama has made clear that after a term and a half of attempting to reason with intransigent Republicans adamantly opposed to anything he proposes even before knowing what it is, he is done. “Traditionally…
Fear has gripped operatives charged with organizing the first televised debate between the Democratic Presidential candidates as they scrambled to find anyone who might make tonight’s debate a must-see event. “All of our candidates are…
In response to the epidemic of school shootings, Betsy DeVos has come up with a most American solution to the problem of how to keep kids safe. “Guns don’t kill people and people don’t kill…
