Straight up this is an ask – think of those annoying fundraisers on PBS. Still here? Of course you are. You’re smart. Not like everybody with a MAGA hat says, like a dumb libturd. You’re smart and…
Asked today what he thought about Trump’s drone strike on a top Iranian General, Presidential friend Kid Rock gave an answer that took everyone by surprise. “I’ve had a good while to think about this…
The tourist industry of South Dakota is bracing for hard times after its prize attraction, Mount Rushmore, was found to be nothing but a pile of rubble today. “It’s gone. Completely gone!” Local authorities said…
A dumspter filled to the brim with ‘Crackpot Castro’ signs has been spotted behind the White House waiting to be picked up with the rest of the trash. “Clearly this administration has been carefully preparing…
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has issued a generous offer to current office holder Mike Pompeo after learning of the crowds that mobbed and breeched the US Embassy in Iraq. “I’ll be happy to…
The Newseum in Washington DC is set to close, after struggling to survive in recent years. Visitors to the capitol will still have plenty to do, however, and the nation’s first Fake Newseum is set…
President Trump is having a positive end of 2019 after learning he is to receive a Christmas bonus of 60 billion roubles (approximately one billion US dollars) based on his excellent work evaluations throughout the…
In a huge about-turn, President Trump has thrown his weight behind measures designed to prevent mass shootings. His change of heart came when he learned of the lastest incident in White Settlement, Texas. “We cannot…
It has been brought to our attention that we here at Breaking Burgh are a little lefty, a tad pinko, maybe even woke (don’t call us that – seriously). We prefer to think progressive with…
(Brookhaven, NY) Materials scientists at one of the National Science Foundation’s research centers have announced the discovery of the world’s thinnest known material, which occured during a visit by President Trump. Staff scientist Richard Dupray,…
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has apologized to the White House and President Trump for airing Home Alone over the holidays with his cameo in the film edited out. “We honestly did it for time, and…
As he does every year once Christmas Day is over, President Trump has started thawing out Ben Carson, who has been in cryogenic stasis for the past 10 months. “It usually takes a good month…
(North Pole) Santa Claus has issued a statement formally apologizing for any gifts that were incorrectly delivered last night and promised his customer service elves would correct things as soon as possible. “I am deeply…
President Trump appears to have won over a new demographic – the nation’s felines – after going on an unhinged rant against wind power and possibly wind itself too. Amidst a torrent of accusations directed…
Nancy Pelosi has explained why she is in no great rush to send articles of impeachment to the Senate. “Impeaching Donald is just so much fun!” She says she is also concerned that some colleagues,…
With their feud continuing to escalate, House speaker Nancy Pelosi made it clear today how much she intends to dominate the President when she revealed her new neck tattoo which reads “ima make u my…
(The White House) President Trump was said to be furious today after learning that he doesn’t collect commission on the funding bills he signs, including the most recent spending bill. Trump had spent the morning…
(Riyahd) Saudi Arabia has announced it has handed down death sentences to five people in the killing of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. “Their crime is all the worse for them killing one of their…
Fearing his was missing out on attracting important donors, Bernie Sanders is holding his own wine cave dinner. “I have to stay ahead of Mayor Pete.” The invitation to the gala event includes the GPS…
Still peeved over being impeached, President Trump has decided to decline Nancy Pelosi’s invitation to deliver the annual State of the Union address in the US Capitol and go with an alternative venue, the Kremlin….