(The Kremlin) Responding to accusations that they are assisting Tulsi Gabbard’s candidacy in the 2020 Presidential race, Russian authorities today denied providing any aid. “We are sticking with our proven strategy of promoting Donald Trump,…
(The White House) Insisting he had no hard feelings over not being able to host the next G7 meeting at his own resort, President Trump today announced the new location. “It will be held at…
The equine population of the United States is said to be highly agitated following the release of picture by North Korean State media showing Kim Jong-un atop a white horse riding through snow-covered mountains. “Nothing…
(The White House) President Trump has followed up his letter to Turkish leader President Erdogan urging him to make a deal by appointing B. A. Baracus aka Mr. T as a special envoy to represent…
(Northern Syria) A large group of ISIS fighters who escaped following the abrupt withdrawl of U.S. Forces from the region have sent word to the White House that President’s Trump’s generosity towards them will not…
In response to growing pressure, the United States Government is to stop celebrating Columbus Day. The traditional October holiday falling on the second Monday will now be known as Columbo Day, when the affable TV…
Following the release of a report warning the world’s governments that they had only 10 years to reverse course before a sequence of cataclysmic events would occur, the United Nations today released an updated report…
Called to appear before the House to explain what he knows regarding the Ukraine call at the center of the impeachment inquiry, DOE chief Rick Perry today pleaded ignorance. “I want this committee to understand…
News that six wild elephants died at a waterfall in Thailand trying to save one of their number has saddened people the world over, but none more than Presidential son Donald Trump Jr. “It’s such…
Triplying down on his asserted right to encourage foreign governments to hobble his political opponents, President Trump today announced he has set-up a free hotline for overseas leaders to undermine Joe Biden anyway they can….
(The White House) President Trump has again demanded the right to confront the whistleblower who leaked damning details of a call made to the leader of Ukraine pressuring that foreign power to investigate Democrats during…
Vladimir Putin may have not officially visited the United States during the current administration yet, but it was learned today he was already here briefly to film an episode of the popular CBS reality show,…
(Acre, Brazil) As more and more countries reveal that President Trump pressured them to intervene in domestic US politics to his advantage, there was major anthropological news today as an isolated tribe – hitherto believed…
(The Kremlin) Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be fuming today after being briefed on President Trump’s phonecall with his Ukrainian counterpart. “This is an outrage!” Putin left no-one in any doubt that he…
The vexing issue of Brexit was finally put to rest today, as the European Union took the unilateral act of drowning the United Kingdom to put it out of its misery. EU Commission President Jean-Claude…
(Kiev) Ukrainians were said to be happy today as they threw themselves back to fighting insurgents in the eastern part of the country. “Finally something to take our minds off that awful man!” Following allegations…
The Islamic Republic of Iran is preparing for open confrontation with President Trump, saying it now has an ace up its sleeve that will ensure victory. “We have found his weak spot.” Rather than nuclear…
Canadian Premier Justin Trudeau continues to face scrutiny, as yet more photographs of him blacked and browned up continue to emerge. Though it was expected that President Trump would be most interested in Trudeau’s troubles,…
There appears to be confusion today over how well Sean Spicer did on his Dancing With the Stars debut, after he held a press conferance claiming he has been awarded the highest score for a…
Sentence has been passed down on actor Felicity Huffmann for her illegal actions in attempting to manipulate college admissions. Though she is only to be incarcerated for 14 days, the sentence is considered very harsh…