Democratic Presidential contender Joe Biden attempted to bring his campaign out of the basement today with mixed success, as his message was interrupted by a band of noisy geese. Though initially reported to be enthusiastic…
SENATE BRIEFING: With his smartphone confiscated by the FBI, Senator Richard Burr (R) was forced to revert to using the desktop version of his preferred online trading platform today. He admitted having some difficulty after…
The question on every journalist’s mind today is What is Obamagate? The first person to uncover the truth will surely join the likes of Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in exposing the worst of government….
With the November Presidential election just around the corner, both sides are starting to focus on what their campaign platforms will be. The Biden camp clearly feels it is ready with a strong message, as…
SENATE BRIEFING: A hearing to get input from leading health officials on the coronavirus pandemic was interrupted today when a homeless man gained access and joined in the proceedings. Speaking from a seat normally occupied…
Testifying in front of Congress today, Dr. Fauci – the health official entrusted with the nation’s response to the coronavirus – sent a dramatic secret message to politicians saying all is not well. As Dr….
After yet another Presidential press conference failed to go as expected, the White House confirmed today that an expert is being brought in to address the specific problem that has been plaguing them. “Fortunately Supernanny…
Facing criticism over his claim the coronavirus numbers are ‘MUCH better’ as deaths in the United States exceed 80,000, President Trump now has the support of an acknowledged expert in the field, to back him…
With much of America looking to reopen its shuttered economy early, the actions are receiving praise for allowing struggling infectious pathogens like the novel coronavirus a much-needed lifeline. “Those stay-at-home orders really hit me hard….
Fans of ‘Coronavirus Task Force’ have reason to celebrate today as the White House announced the popular show is to be renewed despite an earlier decision to cancel it. Executive producer Donald J Trump said…
Mitch McConnell was criticized today after it emerged he made a trip to a Florida beach over the weekend. McConnell insisted it posed no risk. “I maintained a greater than six foot separation from humans…
Scientists and political observers today revealed there is now overwhelming evidence to suggest that the Secretary of State was purposely created in a Russian Laboratory and not born in California as he maintains. “Clearly Mike…
Given numerous protests against the shutdown and poor compliance with stay-at-home orders across the country, a crack team of murder hornets has been brought into the United States from Asia to assist with enforcement. Governors…
(Lansing, MI) Protesters openly displaying weapons have taken to the Michigan State Capitol Building to demand their concerns be heard and acceeded to, including ending the shutdown to allow them to compensate freely in public…
(The White House) President Trump renewed his attacks via twitter on Barack Obama today, placing the blame for a near fall in the Oval Office on his predecessor. He insists that Obama continues to oppose…
The White House today addressed complaints about Vice President Mike Pence’s apparent refusal to wear a mask during a visit to the Mayo Clinic. Initial reports suggesting the reason was that Pence was unaware he…
Following criticism for not wearing a facemask during a visit to the Mayo Clinic, Vice President Mike Pence said today there was a good reason why he didn’t use the N95 medical grade mask he…
Healthcare workers on the frontline in New York City looked to the skies today as the Blue Angels flew overheard. However the assembled nurses and doctors became confused when the planes appeared to pass by…
(Atlanta, GA) The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning to all Americans pertaining to Senator Tom Cotton, whose recently diagnosed extreme stupidity may be communicable. Concerns were raised when many…
News that Kim Jong Un is in a vegetative state following a botched operation is the talk of the intelligence community in the United States. However officials cautioned against rushing into any negotiations between President…