The feud between President Trump and the Goodyear company was ratcheted up another notch today, as the tire manufacturer responded to Trump’s call for a boycott over its internal policies on the wearing of political…
(Charlotte, NC) The GOP today announced the latest addition to its star-studded lineup of speakers at its upcoming national convention, former police officer Derek Chauvin. “We are so pleased Derek accepted our offer of a…
(Moscow, CIS) Mere days after his announcement that Russia had approved a vaccine for COVID-19 in record time, Vladimir Putin today revealed he had done it again, in this case developing a vaccine that prevents…
During a ceremony commemorating the 100th anniversary of the 19th Amendment’s ratification granting American women the vote, President Trump said he will pardon women’s suffrage leader Susan B. Anthony who was convicted of illegally voting…
Saying he felt really bad about how disappointing his executive order to help the nation’s unemployed turned out to be, President Trump today announced a new initiative to help those not working. At $600 per…
Saying it was time to look beyond her public service career as a White House advisor, Ivanka Trump today announced her return to the fashion industry with a brand new line of high-end funeral attire…
A major hurdle has emerged for President Trump’s reelection bid, as serious concerns regarding his eligibility have been raised. If proven correct, they could render his current position unconstitutional and prevent his return to office…
Leading underwear manufacturer HANES has announced a nationwide campaign to educate the American public on how to wear their boxer brief offerings. The initiative is in response to concerns that they are being worn incorrectly,…
With the selection of Kamala Harris by Joe Biden to join him on the Democratic ticket, Mike Pence wasted no time today opening up negotiations on the rules of the upcoming VP debate by presenting…
Facing accusations of pandering when it comes to his VP pick, Joe Biden today attempted to justify his decision to limit the pool of running mates to a narrow field of candidates making up a…
(The White House) After publicly touting the Gettysburg National Military Park as a possible venue for his acceptance of the Republican Party nomination, President Trump was incensed today to discover he wouldn’t be the first…
The tourist industry of South Dakota is bracing for hard times after its prize attraction, Mount Rushmore, was found to be nothing but a pile of rubble today. “It’s gone. Completely gone!” Local authorities said…
(The White House) President Trump took time to pay tribute to Merman Cain today after learning about the sad demise of the pizza mogul and former Presidential candidate from COVID-19. “He was a great HUD…
As physicians who are not Dr. Stella Immanuel sought to assure their patients that demon sperm does not cause gynecological ailments like cysts and endometriosis, the American Medical Association issued a statement today clarifying that…
As the White House tries to get President Trump’s election year rallies back on track, details were released today of an exciting new component that will be part of them going forward. “We are pleased…
President Trump today conceded that Dr. Fauci was right all along in calling for rigorous double-blinded scientific testing before making pronouncements about the efficacy of medical treatments for treating COVID-19 patients. “That is why I…
In yet another glorious moment of national recognition for Pittsburgh, local broadcaster Wendy Bell has made the shortlist for a major honorific – the National Karen Award. The yearly prize is given to the biggest…
Saying it was crucially important that the Federal Government leads the way during the biggest healthcare crisis to hit the country in living memory, President Trump today announced a nationwide testing program to identify and…
(The White House) Mere days after passing an almost impossible dementia evaluation at the Walter Reed Hospital, President Trump has aced yet another mentally demanding test, this time when he was checking out an article…
The office of Theodore Yoho (R-Fl, 3rd District) has confirmed the Congressman is in hospital tonight, having sustained ‘severe’ twitter burns earlier this week. Medical staff who worked on Yoho when he arrived at the…