(The White House) Jen Psaki has announced she will be working from home following a positive test result indicating she is highly intelligent. Physicians at the Walter Reed Medical Center expressed concern that this is…
West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin was under renewed scrutiny today after a massive pile of coal was discovered in his Washington DC office. Further investigations focusing on his West Virginia home uncovered even larger stockpiles…
Pharmaceutical titan Pfizer, maker of one of the world’s leading COVID vaccines, has released an oral COVID vaccine, Ivermectan, available exclusively as a Tide Pod. Lead scientist Jessica Upend, Ph.D., said the decision to adopt…
MEDICAL BRIEF: Staff at the Burn Center at MedStar Georgetown University Hospital said tonight they expected Fox News White House correspondent for Peter Doocy to survive after receiving severe burns at a briefing earlier today….
FASHION BRIEF: The world of high-end deadly pathogens was abuzz today as the House of Coronavirus held the first catwalk preview of its new line of variants to be released this fall. The show was…
Organizers of the upcoming “The History” tour featuring former President Trump and ex Fox News presenter Bill O’Reilly have announced the Delta variant of the novel coronavirus will join the star-studded lineup. While Trump and…
POLITICAL BRIEF: In a surprise development, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has invited Arizona resident Jake Angeli – aka the ‘Horned Hat’ insurrectionist from the Capitol Riot – to sit on the 6th January…
As he seeks to position himself for his own run at the Oval Office, former Vice President Mike Pence has confided to aides that initial efforts to carve out a support base from the religious…
(Dallas, TX) Conservatives gathered in Texas for CPAC 2021 were exposed to an exhibit of extreme moronicity this weekend, though most appeared not to recognize the significance of the occasion they were witness too. The moron…
In what is being described as one of the largest incidences of mass cognitive dissonance in history, millions of people in the United States are celebrating the founding of that democratic nation this 4th of…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Former President Donald Trump has responded forcefully to news that indictments have been handed down against the Trump Organization and its senior officers. Speaking to reporters, Trump unequivocally denied any connection to the…
(Fort Meade, MD) Reacting to accusations by FOX News host Tucker Carlson that they are spying on him, officials at the National Security Agency (NSA) today admitted that he is indeed one of their surveillance…
After responding to criticisms that it has funded law-makers who played down the significance of the Capitol Riot in January, the Toyota Motor Corporation (NYSE:TM) has doubled-down on its position with the release of a…
(Mar-a-Lago) Denouncing the Biden administration for doing a ‘terrible job’ combatting the COVID pandemic in light of new highly transmissible variants emerging, former President Donald Trump today announced a improved version of his recommended method…
(Wellington, OH) A largely successful rally held by President Trump as part of his comeback was slightly marred by a poor choice of venue that left attendees with little opportunity for treasonous activity afterwards. “He…
Former Presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani has immediately refuted the validity of a ruling suspending his license to practice law in New York on the basis that the issuing court has no legitimacy as a result…
Proving the Trumpers were right all along, a massive plot by ANTIFA to disrupt an orderly conservative society was uncovered today in a development sure to throw new light on the nebulous organization some say…
Ousted Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu spoke with former President Trump at his Mar-a-Lago residence today with a special favor to ask. “I would be most obliged if you would lend me your Capitol Riot mob,…
Speaking to fellow Democrats today, Senator Joe Manchin said he was opposed to any further measures to vaccinate Americans against COVID until a proper broad consensus has been reached. “I do not believe the current…
Following rampant speculation on social media, former President Trump admitted today that he indeed was wearing his signature blue trousers back-to-front recently, though he declined to admit to any mistake. Instead he insisted that he…
