Asked for his thoughts on the 2020 election today, Russian leader Vladimir Putin said he believes the incumbent Donald Trump may not deserve re-election. “I am definitely open to installing a different stooge this time.”…
President Trump continued to hide his frustration with the late Senator John McCain today, whom he criticized for his lack of gratitude. “I approved his funeral. Such a great funeral. But did he thank me?…
Speaking to a crowd of supporters today, President Trump started preparing them for the realities of winning the 2020 election. “I may have to modify my message from the positive white nationalist one you heard…
A furious President Trump has demanded via tweet that a full federal investigation followed by ‘severe’ sanctions be launched into a satirical television show he saw last weekend. Called “That Was The Week That Was”,…
Texas politician and Democrat heartthrob Beto O’Rourke has quit the 2020 race for President almost as soon as he entered it, after raising a record six million dollars in 24 hours. “Gotta go guys, but…
Following President Trump’s repeated insistence that the NBC comedy sketch show Saturday Night Live is a threat to national security that needs to be federally investigated, independent scrutiny has indeed confirmed it is an anti-American…
Critics of President Trump are having to eat crow as he has proved their charges wrong just a week after accusations he was not interested enough in overseas hate crimes were leveled. “They said he…
An Australian teen who ‘egged’ an Australian politician who attempted to place the blame for the New Zealand shooting on immigrants revealed he has been inundated with offers to come and vacation in the United…
Fox News has yanked Jeanine Pirro’s show a week after she made Islamophobic remarks directed at Representative Ilhan Omar concerning her head covering. Saying it would not countenance such actions, the channel has told Pirro…
President Trump today emphatically rejected accusations that his views and behavior helped provide the oxygen for the recent massacre in by a White Supremacist in New Zealand. “We have totally different white supremacist ideologies. So…
The Democratic electoral field got even more crowded today as Everybody’s Dog announced it has decided to contest the party’s 2020 nomination. Speaking with reporters it said the way it came to a decision was…
(The White House) As flyers continue to have safety concerns about commercial aviation, the Trump Administration has issued its advice on what traveling Americans should do in the short term. “Instead of worrying about which…
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has been accused of violating the principle of maintaining a strict separation of Church and State after she announced her department will no longer enforce a federal funding ban on religious…
The investigation into the cause of the loss of Ethiopian Flight 302 took a major leap forward today when leading aviation accident authority Donald “Sully” Trump weighed in on the matter. “I don’t want Albert…
President Trump is said to be livid after finding out that Nancy Pelosi does not want to impeach him because it’s just ‘not worth it’, which he is taking as yet another insult from the…
(The White House) President Trump has cleared up any confusion over his referring to Tim Cook as Tim Apple, by revealing that he was actually saying ‘Tim/Apple’ to save the 8 extra milliseconds it would…
In a sign of just how determined he is to get his way, President Trump today issued his biggest threat to date to Democrats in his bid to secure funding for his border wall. “If…
Critics of President Trump’s Space Force, who claimed it was pointless, are having to eat their words today as Trump announced a major role for his new branch of the military. “Thanks to my Space…
The ‘Fake Melania’ conspiracy theory is back, and this time the movement has a heavyweight in its corner, President Trump. “Does she look real? Not to me folks, not to me.” Trump, who previously expressed…
Firefighters had to be called to a church in Opelika, Alabama, after flames and smoke were seen by parishioners. “They just came out of nowhere!” The unexplained blaze broke out while President Trump was in…