President Trump defended himself today in the face of damning testimony by fired FBI Director James Comey that suggested Trump had acted inappropriately by letting him go. Trump contends it’s not his fault as he…
With James Comey’s damning evidence against him now out for all to see, President Trump has defended himself via twitter saying the extensive meetings had nothing to do with obstruction of justice. “Only met w…
The dome of the U.S. Capitol building is being hastily removed to allow for the can of whoopass former FBI director James Comey will bring with him when he appears to testify before Congress on…
The next director of the FBI has been announced by President Trump as Dougie Jones. Jones’s credentials with the agency are superb and the choice is being welcomed by those he will soon command. He…
Ride-sharing company UBER has fired 20 of its self-driving automobiles over claims of sexual harassment following an in-depth internal investigation. The dramatic dismissal of the cars was revealed at a staff meeting at its headquarters…
(Tel Aviv, Israel) After ruling out the immediate transfer of the United States embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, President Trump has nevertheless committed to a new embassy building which will be built on top…
Scientists have declared the revelation that a NSA contractor named ‘Reality Winner’ is an accused leaker in the Russia investigation the final proof they needed to state without doubt that our existence is utterly fabricated….
There were emotional scenes at a Washington DC TGI Fridays today during a visit by Sheriff David Clarke of the Department of Homeland Security. Younger servers who had only been there a few years didn’t…
President Trump unveiled a bold new inititive today to replace the current Air Traffic Control system that is run by the FAA. Describing it as hopelessly antiquated and expensive, Trump instead proposes using traffic lights,…
An explosion in Kabul that killed 80 people recently that had been excited to make its big breakthrough on American television is asking itself where it all went wrong. The dispirited explosion believed the sheer…
The Sesame Workshop (formerly the Children’s Television Workshop) is in damage control mode today after one of their most popular stars, Elmo, got into hot water by releasing a tasteless photograph depicting the cute Muppet holding the severed…
The City of Pittsburgh has abruptly left the United States following a whirlwind of dramatic events triggered when President Donald Trump said he was ‘elected by the people of Pittsburgh, not Paris’ as he withdrew…
After introducing the exciting concept of ‘Alternative Facts’ a few months ago, President Trump has taken the occasion of his return from overseas to unveil the latest gift from his administration, ‘Alternative Words’. Just like…
Following the release of a CDC report that STDs are at an all-time high, President Trump took time today to remember the fallen of his own Personal Vietnam, which was spent avoiding sexually transmitted diseases…
After remaining silent for days on the deaths of two men who intervened to protect women on a train in Portland, a tweet has finally appeared on Trump’s official, but not his personal, account. “The…
Disguising himself as a foreign press pool reporter with a curly moustache and horn-rimmed glasses, Pope Francis took a front row seat in the White House briefing room today with the knowledge of all the…
The cable news world is still reeling from the loss of one of their finest, as tributes to the late Roger Ailes continue to flow in. The former Fox News giant is being most fondly…
Despite intense pressure not to do so in the face of ever more dire predictions concerning global warming, President Donald Trump has reaffirmed that the United States will not join the Paris Accord on limitations…
President Trump has criticized other nations for not having the death penalty, which he says should especially apply to suicide bombers. “Anyone who terrorizes and kills good people by suicide bombing deserves nothing less than…
The person Montana decided would be good to have in Congress, newly-elected GOP Representative Greg Gianforte, has had a lot of requests for interviews since he body-slammed a reporter to the ground for asking a…