Vice President Mike Pence is reportedly inconsolable after learning that Jared Kushner – someone he has been alone with including in the tight confines of an elevator – has been registered for voting purposes as…
In a continuing escalation of his dispute with the National Football League, President Trump today demanded that Commissioner Roger Goodell eliminate the position of holder. Now its own specialist role, the holder receives the snap…
A man in the midst of making a traditional proposal to his girlfriend in a public park has allegedly been beaten to death by enraged supporters of President Donald Trump. It is believed the strain…
The small African nation state of Nambia is sadly no more. President Trump said he received intelligence of a massive terrorist attack that utterly overwhelmed the plucky pacifist nation, which never stood a chance. “It…
(Pyongyang, DPRK) North Korean leader Kin Jong-un wasted no time firing back a combative response to President Trump’s UN address, which included a threat to ‘totally destroy’ the isolated nation on the Korean peninsula. In…
(Boulshaaat, Nambia) The small African nation of Nambia has been thrust into the international spotlight after being mentioned by President Trump during meetings at the UN General Assembly. “Thank you, President Trump, for mentioning us…
Having heard that President Obama had the leaders of around 190 countries listen to him speak at one of his UN addresses, President Trump took to Twitter today to report that he had almost three…
Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell has indicated he intends to bring the Graham-Cassidy bill – the latest attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act (ACA) or Obamacare – for a vote next week. Co-author of…
(NYC) President Trump was visibly absent from the UN General Assembly today as the meeting entered the crucial cage match conflict resolution phase, where countries attempt to solve their differences by having leaders fight one-on-one…
Rumors that the Secret Service will no longer be providing Kellyanne Conway with protection were proved to be unfounded today, after the agency clarified the matter in a rare public statrment. “This is not true….
There were no surprises in the reality TV category at the Emmys where veteran star Donald Trump together with his co-creator Steven Bannon took home the award for best Reality TV program. “There was really…
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly had to excuse himself briefly today to receive treatment for a facial rash, which medical staff determined was the result of excessive facepalming. “The skin eventually becomes irritated…
Presidents and Prime Ministers from all over the globe were bemused today after they say they were punk’d by someone pretending to be President Trump who called Kim Jong-Un a ‘rocketman’ and bragged about crushing…
After revealing how much he enjoyed France’s Bastille Day parade, President Trump has indicated he wants to have his own July 4th Military Parade down Pennsylvania to show off America’s might. This has triggered objections…
(New York, NY) Speaking to the United Nations for the first time, U.S. President Donald Trump urged the organization to take on the many challenges facing the world in the trying times. “The way to…
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller made a surprise announcement today that he is voluntarily resigning his position, as he claims the task of building a case for impeachment of the President is too easy. “If you…
Everyone knows hurricanes – like lightening – never strike the same place twice, which is why President Trump says the next big hurricane will drive water into Mexico which will then flow into the United…
A porn video has expressed it’s disgust after learning it had been ‘liked’ on twitter by the account of Texas Senator and fair-weather Canadian Ted Cruz. “So gross. Ew.” The hardcore pornography said it was…
Noting that that the ‘Fake News Media’ is focusing exclusively on the hurricane when discussing the expected damage to the continental United States, President Trump said today that weather the whole year round shares in…
Though the highly-anticipated movie ‘It’ did well this opening weekend due to the huge buzz generated, industry analysts expect it to fare poorly going forward due to word of mouth that ‘It’ is ultimately unfulfilling….
