The Senate Intelligence Committee took time out today to try to help a lost elderly man who wandered into the room where they were due to conduct a hearing into the firing of FBI Director…
Facing a barrage of questions about his connections to Russia and his involvement in the firing of FBI Director James Comey, Attorney General Jeff Sessions employed the notable diversionary tactic of reminding the Senators grilling…
Following his hugely successful full Cabinet Meeting earlier this week, President Trump has announced a series of Cabinet Meetings along the same lines that will be open to the public. In the spirit of open…
A solitary neuron in the President’s brain that recommended against firing Robert Mueller has reportedly been outvoted by all the other neurons which enthusiastically approve of getting rid of the special counsel. The isolated neuron…
The legs of the table at which a meeting of the Trump cabinet was held today sought to distance the supporting role they played from the cringe-worthy sycophantic displays of support put on by members…
Workers at the White House are being retrained in their jobs today on account of two new people coming to live there that brings the average mental age of occupants way up. The current staff,…
Disavowing rumors he doesn’t want to visit the United Kingdom anymore because he is not popular there, President Trump has indicated he will instead be making a State Visit to the Wizarding World of Harry…
(London, UK) With a deal for governance now hammered out between the Tory party and the DUP, the first UDA hardmen have arrived in London to get to work running the United Kingdom on a…
This weekend, patriots across the country defended America by holding protests against two despicable forms of jurisprudence that have already taken hold in vast parts of the country – Sharia Law and the equally imminent…
Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is in the news over her use of a common swear word during a speech in which she told young Democrats ‘if we are not helping people we should go the f***…
NBC has announced a full season order for breakout TV sensation “The James Comey Show” after a highly imaginative promotional campaign drew huge crowds. Executives couldn’t say enough good things about the lively variety show….
President Trump defended himself today in the face of damning testimony by fired FBI Director James Comey that suggested Trump had acted inappropriately by letting him go. Trump contends it’s not his fault as he…
With James Comey’s damning evidence against him now out for all to see, President Trump has defended himself via twitter saying the extensive meetings had nothing to do with obstruction of justice. “Only met w…
The dome of the U.S. Capitol building is being hastily removed to allow for the can of whoopass former FBI director James Comey will bring with him when he appears to testify before Congress on…
The next director of the FBI has been announced by President Trump as Dougie Jones. Jones’s credentials with the agency are superb and the choice is being welcomed by those he will soon command. He…
Ride-sharing company UBER has fired 20 of its self-driving automobiles over claims of sexual harassment following an in-depth internal investigation. The dramatic dismissal of the cars was revealed at a staff meeting at its headquarters…
(Tel Aviv, Israel) After ruling out the immediate transfer of the United States embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, President Trump has nevertheless committed to a new embassy building which will be built on top…
Scientists have declared the revelation that a NSA contractor named ‘Reality Winner’ is an accused leaker in the Russia investigation the final proof they needed to state without doubt that our existence is utterly fabricated….
There were emotional scenes at a Washington DC TGI Fridays today during a visit by Sheriff David Clarke of the Department of Homeland Security. Younger servers who had only been there a few years didn’t…
President Trump unveiled a bold new inititive today to replace the current Air Traffic Control system that is run by the FAA. Describing it as hopelessly antiquated and expensive, Trump instead proposes using traffic lights,…