The Russian invasion of Ukraine, coupled with veiled threats by President Putin to use nuclear weapons against anyone who intervenes, has a lot of people worried these days – but not the baby boomers due…
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Researchers in the field of dermatology are publishing their amazing finding of the thinnest known human skin which they discovered on the body of former Pittsburgh news reporter and current shock jock, Wendy Bell. Using…
Williams Shatner today expressed his enormous disappointment with his recent trip to space aboard the Blue Origin, with the Star Trek actor saying it was a huge let down in numerous ways. “It just went…
Pharmaceutical titan Pfizer, maker of one of the world’s leading COVID vaccines, has released an oral COVID vaccine, Ivermectan, available exclusively as a Tide Pod. Lead scientist Jessica Upend, Ph.D., said the decision to adopt…
SCIENCE BRIEF: In yet another example of the private sector takeover of space, a second billionaire has ascended skywards in a blastoff that has garnered much attention. The striking launch was described by witnesses as…
(Van Horn, TX ) Jeff Bezos has successfully completed his first mission into space powered by his Blue Origin rocket just days after fellow billionaire Richard Branson did the same with his craft. However critics who…
A local Amazon employee spoke out today about how proud he is to know his boss deems going to space so important, and explained how much it is helping him in his life too. “Just…
(Pasadena, CA) Following a successful landing on Mars, the mood turned sour today at NASA/JPL after the first images were received from the Perseverance rover. Scientists expected them to be a treasure trove of valuable…
A young Rudy Giuliani time traveling from late 1980s stopped by to check in on his 76-year-old self today, hoping to find himself basking in the glow of his former achievements. Young Giuliani was pleased…
A mysterious monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared shortly after its discovery, prompting even more speculation as to its origin and purpose. That was answered today when NASA reported receiving a message originating from…
On a campaign call knowingly monitored by the press, President Trump today expressed disdain for Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and other like-minded ‘idiots’, declaring their obsession with the mutual attraction of mass-bearing objects unpatriotic. “Americans…
Vladimir Putin today declared that his COVID-19 vaccine – which gained the approval of authorities in record time – has no bad side effects, though he emphasized that the same cannot be said of questioning…
President Trump today conceded that Dr. Fauci was right all along in calling for rigorous double-blinded scientific testing before making pronouncements about the efficacy of medical treatments for treating COVID-19 patients. “That is why I…
(The White House) President Trump unleashed a furious tirade today against the latest entity he claims is out to get him – the discipline of mathematics. “When you add two positive numbers together you always…
(Keystone, SD) Scientists from the Harold Hamm School of Geology & Geological Engineering at the University of North Dakota arrived at Mount Rushmore today to investigate what they say is an unprecedented geological phenomena that…
Despite being the subject of criticism for not mentioning mask guidelines at the last Coronavirus briefing, Vice President Mike Pence said today he was more in favor of mask wearing than people think. “I’ll have…
Following a highly successful launch on Saturday, the combined NASA/SpaceX manned mission was thrown off course today when astronauts sent the following message: “Decided we’re just going to chill up here until 2021. See you…
The discovery of fossils that prove a dinosaur, Spinosaurus, was not just unafraid of the water but an accomplished swimmer has captured the public’s imagination. But not so for a certain skeptic in Scotland. “Sounds…
Scientists analyzing President Trump’s press conferences on the coronavirus pandemic released their findings today, which they say confirm what they suspected – that the President’s lying is displaying exponential growth. “Back in January we only…
The scientific community has announced it is changing how it refers to the 1918 Spanish flu virus. Researchers point out that the infamous plague did not originate in Spain, which only became associated with the…
