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Bigotry, Business, Sex, Technology, Transport June 21, 2017

UBER Managers To Stop Sexually Harassing People In Protest At CEO’s Removal

The forced resignation by UBER CEO Travis Kalanick may have satisfied investors, but his abrupt removal is not being taken well by many of the managers and engineers at UBER, who say they intend to…

Arts & Entertainment, Law & Order, Sex June 17, 2017

Bill Cosby Admits Slipping Jury Quaaludes To Make Sure They Had A Good Time

The high-profile prosecution of Bill Cosby has ended in a mistrial after a Pennsylvania jury was unable to come to a unanimous decision. The question of exactly why they failed to decide the case was…

Bigotry, Politics, Sex, Technology, Transport June 6, 2017

UBER Fires 20 Self-Driving Cars For Sexual Harassment Following Investigation

Ride-sharing company UBER has fired 20 of its self-driving automobiles over claims of sexual harassment following an in-depth internal investigation. The dramatic dismissal of the cars was revealed at a staff meeting at its headquarters…

Politics, Sex May 29, 2017

Roger Ailes Remembered For Making The World A Kinder Gentler Place For Rapists

The cable news world is still reeling from the loss of one of their finest, as tributes to the late Roger Ailes continue to flow in. The former Fox News giant is being most fondly…

Bigotry, God Stuff, Politics, Sex May 24, 2017

Trump And Pope Francis Finally Bond After Discovering Common Interest In Subjugating Women

(Vatican City) What started out as a very stiff and awkward meeting between President Donald Trump and Pope Francis became more relaxed and friendly today after the two discovered they shared a common interest in…

Bigotry, Politics, Sex May 20, 2017

Male Masturbation Rates Skyrocket In Texas As Bill To Penalize The Practice Looms

(Austin, TX) The prospect of legislation to increase gun control is well known to boost gun sales in anticipation of future restrictions, and the very same phenomenon is currently playing out in Texas regarding self…

Bigotry, Politics, Sex May 17, 2017

Day Nears When Pussy-Focused President Is Replaced By Pussy-Focused President

With President Trump making enormous gaffes on an hourly basis, Constitutional law experts say it’s only a matter of time before he is impeached and replaced by Vice-President Mike Pence. Political observers say the two…

Bigotry, Politics, Sex May 13, 2017

Paul Ryan Describes “The Handmaid’s Tale” As Uplifting Work Of Non-Fiction On Goodreads

Paul Ryan has managed to get some reading in while undoing Obamacare, according to a review he posted on Goodreads.com “Just read this fabulous non-fiction book about contemporary America called ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’. Highly recommended…

Arts & Entertainment, Music, Sex April 5, 2017

Millions Of Jaws Don’t Drop As Barry Manilow Comes Out As Gay

Affable crooner Barry Manilow has revealed he is gay in an interview in People Magazine that caused jaws everywhere to remain firmly in position as people wished him well. Across the country, glasses remained snugly…

Bigotry, Election2016, God Stuff, Politics, Sex, Uncategorized March 31, 2017

Man Who Won’t Dine Alone With Women Has No Problem Messing With Their Vaginas

A politician who claims he wouldn’t ever dine alone with women other than his wife nevertheless had no problem getting down and dirty with all their vaginas this week. Called Mike Pence, he used his…

Bigotry, Sex, Transport March 26, 2017

United Gate Agent Excited He Gets To Decide What Women Must Wear To Fly

A United Airlines gate agent denied boarding to a number of young girls ostensibly for wearing leggings. Those who put dresses on over them were allowed to board, while those with nothing else to wear…

Bigotry, Health, Politics, Science, Sex March 24, 2017

Study Finds Mothers Of 52% Of Men Would Definitely Have Benefited From Birth Control

With the future of affordable healthcare for women up in the air on Capitol Hill, a new survey finding that 52% of men don’t believe they have benefited from affordable birth control being available is…

Election2016, Politics, Sex, World March 18, 2017

President Trump Fails To Grab A Clearly Willing Angela Merkel By The Hand

In the latest diplomatic spat coming out of the White House, President Trump very publicly refused the offer of a handshake by visiting German leader Angela Merkel. Those present at the press conference noted that…

Arts & Entertainment, Election2016, Politics, Sex, Theatre March 16, 2017

Ivanka Trump Watches Justin Trudeau Watch Broadway Show

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was seen on Broadway yesterday attending a performance of the musical ‘Come From Away’ about the generosity shown by the Canadian people towards passengers stranded following 9/11. Seated next to…

Election2016, Law & Order, Politics, Sex, Uncategorized March 9, 2017

Gallup Poll Finds Donald Trump Considered Least Tapable Thing In Trump Tower

President Trump’s allegation that Barack Obama placed a wiretap to spy on him in Trump Tower during the electron campaign is being viewed with suspicion by a skeptical public. Further confirmation of that arrived today,…

Bigotry, Business, Sex, Society March 8, 2017

Male Feminist Supporting Women By Striking Today And Every Other Day

(Monaca, PA) Today is occasion of the ‘A Day Without a Woman’ strike, in which women who can afford to are withdrawing their paid and unpaid labor to promote proper recognition of their important contributions….

Bigotry, Business, Law & Order, Sex, Technology, Transport March 5, 2017

Female Uber Employee Claims To Have Gone Entire Workday Without Being Harassed

In what has been described as a highly unusual occurrence, a women employed at UBER’s headquarters is claiming she went through an entire workday without being harassed, propositioned or molested. News of the dramatic non-event…

Bigotry, Health, Politics, Sex February 14, 2017

Feminist Hookworm Ready To Teach Oklahoma Lawmaker What Being An Unwilling Host Is Like

Oklahoma State Representative Justin Humphrey has drawn the ire of many women with his belief that pregnant women are ‘hosts’ who no longer own their bodies. But perhaps no-one is better placed to teach Humphrey…

Food, Holidays, Sex February 14, 2017

Any Old Crap Expected To Be A Big Hit In Restaurants This Valentine’s Day

It’s Valentine’s Day – at time when restaurants are full with love-struck and not so love-struck couples out for a fine meal. With this not being any ordinary day, restaurateurs says tastes are different than…

Arts & Entertainment, Sex, World February 11, 2017

Fifty Shades Darker Wins Best Live Action Short Short In Saudi Film Festival

Just released in the United states, the long awaited Fifty Shades Darker is already winning accolades in Saudi Arabia, where an edited version of the film played in the Dammam film festival. Fifty Shades Darker…

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