After having been convicted on 5 out of 6 counts in her trial, disgraced socialite Ghislaine Maxwell has asked to be given a light sentence in exchange for her procuring all the underage concubines the…
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FASHION BRIEF: (Paris, France) Mere weeks after committing to aid in the fight against the coronavirus pandemic, the fashion houses of Louis Vuitton and Christian Dior held a closed-door show today to debut their hotly…
The Society of Freemasons has detailed new measures to combat the spread of the coronavirus, with the most important being the replacement of the secret handshake. “Instead we will use the secret elbow tap, details…
After feedback that revealed a fundamental flaw in their exercise equipment, Peloton has announced a new line-up of exercise bike designed for use in the home by social-media-savvy upper-middle-class suburban moms who are already at…
(Pittsburgh, PA) It’s that time of year when the Steel City hosts the ANTHROCON (aka the Furries Convention) at the David Lawrence Convention Center, which is now an established annual event since first coming here…
The nation’s leading news media outlets has warned the public not to misinterpret the current lack of major news stories about what a basketcase Florida is. “Just because we don’t have any mindblowing articles about…
The internet said its farewells to Distracted Boyfriend Meme today, after it was killed off by a Jack Black Meme that is now far more popular. The meme had a good run starting in 2017,…
(Pittsburgh, PA) The owner of a local major print newspaper is being hailed as nothing short of a genius by employees and the readership after coming up with an inventive way to scoop all other…
Local couple Greg and Stacy Denardo are trying to save money, which is why they will be resisting the temptation to venture out to one of Pittsburgh’s fine restaurants this Valentine’s Day. “Why spend the…
Netflix has a new hit on its hands, Tidying Up with Marie Kondo, that Americans simply can’t get enough of. “Her tips are so great – especially the one about clearing out musty old books…
President Trump has revealed he is not bothered by speculation that he was snubbed by Prince Harry, because he was not only the first person to be invited to the Royal’s forthcoming wedding, but also…
President Trump took time today to explain the reasoning behind cutting funding for the meals on wheels program that provides nutrition and human contact for elderly citizens across the country.“These people don’t magically turn into…
Pittsburgh favorite The Original Hot Dog Shop in the Oakland area of the city is about to become a lot more famous as it has been selected for addition to the UNESCO list of World…
It has long been an open secret in Pittsburgh that a two-tiered system has been in operation to account for the de facto, if not de jure, usage of two distinct languages in the day-to-day…
(Williamsburg, NYC) The eclectic musician Beck (full name Beck Hansen) has filed a lawsuit in Federal court charging the hipster movement with trademark infringement and withholding of royalties over a period of more than a…
The oft-derided generation known as ‘Millennials’ is garnering widespread praise today following reports that its eating preferences is killing off Applebee’s and similar dining chains. Though typically spoken of in derisive terms for being entitled…
Pittsburgh’s East Liberty neighborhood is about to be introduced to an exciting new concept called ‘Black Culture’ thanks to some enterprising restauranteurs. “It’s cool, it’s loose, and even a little edgy.” There’ll also be a…
Already repeatedly voted one of the world’s best cities to live in, Pittsburgh is now the best city on the planet to complain about living in according to a new survey by The Economist. Pittsburgh…
It’s St. Patrick’s Day – a time to celebrate all that is Irish that involves drinking like there’s no tomorrow. But there is a bitter side to this year’s fun since it falls on a…
(Monaca, PA) Today is occasion of the ‘A Day Without a Woman’ strike, in which women who can afford to are withdrawing their paid and unpaid labor to promote proper recognition of their important contributions….
