(Pittsburgh, PA) So you accepted an invitation to your co-workers party on Sunday and – because you know absolutely nothing about sports – didn’t realize it was to watch the Super Bowl. Obviously you can’t cancel,…
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STEELERS BRIEF: Saying he was keen to get on with the next chapter of his life, Ben Roethlisberger has elected to turn into an unfit bloated shell of his former self on the very first…
STEELERS BRIEF: Following up on his statement that the Steelers ‘don’t stand a chance’ in their unlikely wild card game against the Kansas City chiefs, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisburger today confirmed he would be taking…
STEELERS BRIEF: After rampant speculation about his forthcoming retirement, Steelers franchise QB Ben Roethlisberger has effectively admitted that the upcoming Monday night home game against the Cleveland Browns will be the last time he throws…
STEELERS BRIEF: The front office at Heinz Field has announced a partnership with the NFL and a leading textile manufacturer to sell a new version of the Terrible Towel redesigned to better suit the current…
(New York City, NY) NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell today announced that the Pittsburgh Steelers were to be put down following Sunday’s loss to the Cincinnati Bengals. Goodell explained that it was ultimately his responsibility to…
The 2020 NFL football season was thrown into chaos today, after Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin accused the league of being susceptible to widespread fraud. Speaking on 93.7 FM The Fan radio, Tomlin said there…
NFL BRIEF: Insisting he wasn’t going to mess this up like he did with the kneeling protests first time around, Roger Goodell said fans need to understand the games will look a little different from…
(Harrisburg, PA) Saying it was necessary to set an example, Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf has ordered that Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger be punished for visiting his barber in violation of rules to control the coronavirus…
In a sign of his increasing comfort as a starter in the NFL, Pittsburgh Quarterback Delvin Hodges was seen practicising his duck calling during plays in his most recent outing. Hodges said that, though football…
(Glendale, AZ) After Pittsburgh football fans took over yet another opposing team’s stadium, turning an away game into an effective home game, they took it a step further this time during a matchup against the…
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin has gone from being a subject of abuse to the recipient of high praise this season. The decision to pull Mason Rudolf in favor of Delvin ‘Duck’ Hodges during the win…
Pittsburgh woke up to a new reality today after learning that it is now officially at war with the nearby city of Cleveland. Though a low-level conflict between the two cities has existed for decades,…
Ben Roethlisberger has announced he is considering retirement from the NFL. Though he initially cited age and his elbow injury as factors, the two-time Super Bowl champion later admitted the real reason was his impatience…
(Latrobe, PA) Pittsburgh Steeler JuJu Smith-Schuster has proved yet again he knows how to turn Pittsburgh upside-down after pulling off an amazing stunt on the first day of training camp by arriving in a sensible…
Pittsburgh is still getting used to the shocking news that Antonio Brown is now an LA Raider, which, combined with the departure of Le’Veon Bell, has fans fearing for the future. “Where’s our drama going…
Former Steeler Antonio Brown, who has signed with the Raiders, took time today to express his cherished feelings towards his former organization. “I will not deny that I feel sad knowing I won’t get to…
In a stoke of tragic irony, now former Steelers running back Le’Veon Bell broke both of his legs today celebrating the decision not to slap a franchise tag on him for a second year. “Free…
Antonio Brown has finally touched base with Steelers owner Art Rooney II, when he landed the helicopter he was in on top of him. “It’s nice to see Antonio show him some respect finally by…
Steelers running back Le’Veon Bell reported to the Steelers organization today saying he was ready to help them win the Super Bowl. “I’m been preserving myself to be able to give you that extra boost…
