(Pittsburgh, PA) So you accepted an invitation to your co-workers party on Sunday and – because you know absolutely nothing about sports – didn’t realize it was to watch the Super Bowl. Obviously you can’t cancel,…
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In a sign of his increasing comfort as a starter in the NFL, Pittsburgh Quarterback Delvin Hodges was seen practicising his duck calling during plays in his most recent outing. Hodges said that, though football…
(Glendale, AZ) After Pittsburgh football fans took over yet another opposing team’s stadium, turning an away game into an effective home game, they took it a step further this time during a matchup against the…
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin has gone from being a subject of abuse to the recipient of high praise this season. The decision to pull Mason Rudolf in favor of Delvin ‘Duck’ Hodges during the win…
Pittsburgh woke up to a new reality today after learning that it is now officially at war with the nearby city of Cleveland. Though a low-level conflict between the two cities has existed for decades,…
Ben Roethlisberger has announced he is considering retirement from the NFL. Though he initially cited age and his elbow injury as factors, the two-time Super Bowl champion later admitted the real reason was his impatience…
(Latrobe, PA) Pittsburgh Steeler JuJu Smith-Schuster has proved yet again he knows how to turn Pittsburgh upside-down after pulling off an amazing stunt on the first day of training camp by arriving in a sensible…
Pittsburgh is still getting used to the shocking news that Antonio Brown is now an LA Raider, which, combined with the departure of Le’Veon Bell, has fans fearing for the future. “Where’s our drama going…
Former Steeler Antonio Brown, who has signed with the Raiders, took time today to express his cherished feelings towards his former organization. “I will not deny that I feel sad knowing I won’t get to…
In a stoke of tragic irony, now former Steelers running back Le’Veon Bell broke both of his legs today celebrating the decision not to slap a franchise tag on him for a second year. “Free…
Antonio Brown has finally touched base with Steelers owner Art Rooney II, when he landed the helicopter he was in on top of him. “It’s nice to see Antonio show him some respect finally by…
Steelers running back Le’Veon Bell reported to the Steelers organization today saying he was ready to help them win the Super Bowl. “I’m been preserving myself to be able to give you that extra boost…
As the Steelers celebrate their victory over the Patriots, New England fans paid their respects to their former star quarterback today, who was put down by his coach in Pittsburgh last night. “Tom Brady will…
(Heinz Field) Pittsburgh Police are investigating the brazen theft of an NFL game alleged to have occurred on Sunday night in the North Side part of the city. The audacious crime is said to have…
Saying he wasn’t happy about it but he’ll go along with the Rooneys’ wishes, Mike Tomlin has agreed to coach tonight’s game against Tampa Bay from an ejector chair on the sidelines. “I guess this…
After suffering a humiliating 51-6 thrashing by Penn State at Heinz Field, Pitt officials did not hesitate to squarely assign the blame at a post game conference. “I think we can all agree this is…
The question of whether running back Le’Veon Bell will play for the Steelers on Sunday appeared to be answered in the negative today, as his agent stressed protecting his client’s long-term value was the top…
The Steelers deflategate controversy, in which an underinflated football was used during the preseason match-up with the Eagles, has blown over and is not expected to have any effect on the forthcoming campaign. One person…
Pittsburgh wide receiver and NFL hot property Antonio Brown has said his arrival at training camp via helicopter was no gimmick, as he plans to make it an integral part of his performance during the…
With the ruling that there will be fines for kneeling from now on, the NFL’s placekick holders have announced they are going to change their style of play for the coming season. “We don’t want…