The news that Stephanie Grisham is stepping down as White House Press Secretary had barely started to circulate when a surprise announcement that Beaker would be replacing her was met with approval even from the…
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Given the success of Casino hotels like Paris, New York New York, and The Venetian, the latest addition to the Las Vegas strip was bound to follow the same playbook, but developers wanted to shake…
The popular snack Cheetos will look different starting tomorrow after Frito-Lay decided to change the color from its traditional bright orange. “Cheetos are now fluorescent green, though with the same great cheesy taste you know…
Air Force One touched down in Honolulu today with everyone in high spirits in anticipation of a successful 9-day tour of Asia. However, President Trump was soon in a foul mood, due to what he…
In the dispute over whether President Trump owns an original Renoir titled ‘Two Sisters’, the Chicago Institute of Art appeared to settle the matter by saying the real painting has hung in its gallery for…
Pittsburgh awoke to find itself in the national spotlight as the neighborhood of Lawrenceville, comprising much of the city’s ninth and tenth wards, unilaterally declared independence from the rest of the city, and indeed the…
Pittsburgh favorite The Original Hot Dog Shop in the Oakland area of the city is about to become a lot more famous as it has been selected for addition to the UNESCO list of World…
(Berlin) After initially arguing that Germany didn’t owe the United States ‘vast sums of money’ in return for NATO defense protection, Chancellor Angela Merkel has agreed to pay up. “The German people are happy to…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Mayor Peduto made an impassioned plea to band together and rebuild the city today, after gentle wafting precipitation wreaked havoc throughout its neighborhoods. Pittsburghers have sought strength from each other just as they…
There were heavy vibrations and thunderous noises in the hallways of America’s public schools today as the huge number of grizzlies and other species of bear known to frequent their classrooms took to surrounding hills…
(Pittsburgh, PA) UBER technologies has announced an exciting new feature that it is ready to roll out as part of its ongoing experimentation with self-driving cars on Pittsburgh streets. “With winter upon us, we upgraded…
The City of Pittsburgh is in a state of utter consternation after one of its (formerly) favorite residents – a Hays nest bald eagle – killed a cat and proceeded to shamelessly eat it right…
The little-known religion of Pastafarianism became a little less little known this week when a Massachusetts woman won the right to have her drivers license photo taken whilst wearing a colander atop her head –…
A new scientific study by the people who proved that gluten sensitivity is a definitely a thing has proved that gluten sensitivity is definitely not a thing. “We did it properly this time and everything…
People across Pittsburgh’s Downtown, East End, and pockets of the Northside and Southside were greatly confused this week to see unfamiliar structures housing peculiar two-wheeled contraptions on sidewalks everywhere. The extent of their distress came…
The corridors of the City-County building were buzzing today as news leaked of a deal between Google and the City of Pittsburgh that will turn the Steel City into the first metropolis to be fully…
If you ask a Pittsburgher what is a ‘must do’ for visitors to the city, eating a Primanti’s cheese-steak is the No. 1 answer by a wide margin. The famous sandwich shops are as closely…
Professor Maria Del Carmen Monrreal Ferreira was only a young graduate student when she moved from her native Argentina to Pittsburgh to pursue her studies in astrophysics, specializing in local conformal space-time disturbances. The exotic…
