Travel

Politics, Technology, Travel, Yinzer July 20, 2017

Trump Administration Ends Travel Ban On Muslim Laptops Seeking To Enter U.S.

The Trump administration’s travel ban on laptops on flights originating in the Middle East seeking to enter the country has been ended. However critics of the President’s immigration policies say this is not nearly enough….

Arts & Entertainment, Election2016, Politics, Travel, TV March 16, 2017

PBS Lucks Out Budget-Wise After Ordering Coal-Focused Revamping Of Its Programming

With word that President Trump’s budget proposal was drawn up by asking what a hypothetical coal miner in West Virginia would want to pay for, Public Broadcasting Service is breathing a huge sigh of relief….

Science, Technology, Transport, Travel February 28, 2017

OPINION: Those SpaceX Tourists Going Around The Moon Better Get Some Fucking Peanuts

Today we invite a special opinion piece on tourism from disgruntled commercial airline traveler Fred Willis. I don’t know about you but I’ve had it with modern travel – the delays, the cramped seats –…

Hipsterdom, Society, Travel February 23, 2017

GoFundMe Page Set Up For Unfortunate Twenty-Something Afflicted With Not Being On Holiday

A recently launched GoFundMe campaign has been trending due to its focus on helping a young person suffering from a terrible affliction. In the campaign, described as a Spiritual Journey and Travel Fund, a twenty-something…

Election2016, Politics, Travel, World February 22, 2017

American Tourist Longs For Good Old Days When He Only Felt Mildly Embarrassed

(Charlotte Douglas International Airport) As he prepared to embark on his annual tour of Europe, avid traveler Brad Johnston of Raleigh, NC, reflected on how this trip will not as comfortable as the ones before…

Election2016, Politics, Travel February 13, 2017

Mar-a-Lago National Security Romantic Getaways Proving Wildly Popular

Romance and high-stakes international diplomacy are proving an intoxicating mixture for the Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, whose National-Security-themed romantic getaway packages are selling like hotcakes. Their unique offering combines the traditional elements like…

Election2016, Politics, Travel, World November 9, 2016

How To Leave The United States Now That Trump Is President

You said you’d leave the country if Trump was elected and you meant it. So how to go about that? Read on to find out! Can I claim refugee status? Unfortunately the US Government is…

Law & Order, Politics, Travel, World March 20, 2016

Obama Keeps His Cool As He Smuggles Box Of Cuban Cigars Past US Customs

Returning from his historic trip to Cuba, President Obama told his Secret Service detail to ‘keep it cool’ as they approached U.S. Customs, since he’d picked up a box of Cuban cigars and wasn’t sure…

Law & Order, Travel November 25, 2015

TSA Agent Totally Nails Instruction To Take Off Shoes On 605356th Attempt

TSA agent Trent Shearer, who works at the Pittsburgh International Airport, hit the high note of his career this week when he executed his federally-mandated task of telling people to take off their shoes and…

Arts & Entertainment, God Stuff, Travel September 26, 2015

Pope Francis Strangely Determined To Minister To Las Vegas Before He Leaves

The visit of Pope Francis to the United States has been a glowing success so far, with everything proceeding according to schedule like clockwork. The only spoke in the wheel has been inserted by the…

God Stuff, Travel September 20, 2015

Catholic Church To Dissolve After Pope Gives Bad Directions Proving He’s Not Infallible

After more than two thousand years of operation, the Catholic Church is to dissolve itself and liquidate its assets which are to be distributed amongst its 1.2 billion adherents. The action was decided on after…

Local, Travel, World June 8, 2015

Mercer County Man Dupes Elderly Mother Into Thinking She Traveled The World By Taking Her To Pittsburgh

A Mercer County man is in the doghouse with his local community after it became apparent that his ailing mother’s stories of traveling the globe with him actually described a visit to Pittsburgh, some 70…

Bigotry, Law & Order, Travel April 9, 2015

Special Travel Feature: Top Five Vacation Destinations for Single Black Males

Summer’s here which means one thing – vacation! Here are Breaking Burgh’s top five recommended travel destinations for single black males who want some time away from it all. #5 OHIO: Often neglected as a…