Fresh off her highly successful revamping of the White House Rose Garden, Melania Trump today tweeted that her next project would take her all the way to the great state of Wyoming. “It is time…
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The tourist industry of South Dakota is bracing for hard times after its prize attraction, Mount Rushmore, was found to be nothing but a pile of rubble today. “It’s gone. Completely gone!” Local authorities said…
(Columbo, OH) In keeping with evolving public sentiment, the former city of Columbus in the state of Ohio today announced it has changed its name to Columbo, Ohio, effective immediately. Speaking from the steps of City…
(Las Vegas, NV) In an exciting new expansion of its entertainment options, Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman said she not only hopes to open up soon, but new never-before-seen attractions for gamblers will be available…
With Pittsburgh having been hit by the loss of discount airline WOW, a local startup has stepped in to fill the void by providing area travellers with low cost air travel. YINZ-AIR will offer cheap…
A bed bug was shocked today to learn it was infesting the mattress in a room at the Trump International hotel in Washington, DC. The parasite, which hails from the metropolitan NYC area, hitched a…
US low-cost carrier Spirit Airlines has announced it has changed its slogan, which used to be “Less Money, More Go” and before that was “Catch the Spirit!” “Our new slogan is: Spirit – Our Planes…
With the nuclear summit between President Trump and North Korean despot Kim Jong-un over, staff at the hotel where the North Korean delegation stayed said they can already see great changes as a result. “Since…
TSA agents at the nation’s airports were in much better humor today, after getting news that a third party was going to cover their missing paychecks, which they have not been receiving despite working during…
The emotional support squirrel who was banned from a Frontier airlines flight has spoken up about the way he and his human were treated. “She needed me on that flight. Frontier’s policies are frankly nuts.”…
(JFK Airport) A second plane at JFK airport full of sick passengers caused authorities to consider quarantine yet again today. “Tensions were high after the Emirates incident so when we received reports of a planeload…
(Arctic Circle) A photograph of a polar bear shot by staff of the Cruise ship MS Bremen, which had landed on the Svalbard archipelago between Norway and the North Pole, has gone viral. Tourists on…
Those traveling on United Airlines should check the dates of their flights, as the company announced today it will have a one-day shutdown at the end of the month to train staff not to discriminate…
Determined to make the best of a bad situation, Mayor Peduto has announced a new plan to accept that the rain isn’t ever going to let up and that Pittsburgh is now a partially submerged…
A flatulent airline passenger who passed so much gas it resulted the flight being diverted is attempting to exploit recent news stories to place the blame elsewhere. “Must have been an emotional support skunk on…
(Washington, DC) A tourist visiting from Sweden got hopelessly lost today after being given directions by none other than U.S. Congressman Devin Nunes. “He seemed so nice and willing to help.” Though she blamed herself…
United Airlines is facing another PR disaster today, after a man attempting to fly out of Pittsburgh International Airport on one of their scheduled services to Chicago was not allowed to bring his emotional support…
The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency has announced it is stepping up its deportation program following President Trump’s declaration that he is wholly opposed to any form of chain migration. “Anyone who is in…
On the day that the NAACP issued a warning to black passengers about flying on American Airlines, United Airlines couldn’t resist issuing a press release gloating over how it wasn’t called out. “So disgusted to…
The Trump administration’s travel ban on laptops on flights originating in the Middle East seeking to enter the country has been ended. However critics of the President’s immigration policies say this is not nearly enough….