Netflix said today it will not be airing the latest episode of Tidying Up in which Peaches, GA, resident Paige Philips physically ejected tidying professional Marie Kondo from her three-bedroom home. “I was just following…
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President Trump teased the press with details of his State Of The Union address this morning, revealing there would be stirring invective and a half-time show featuring Ted Nugent and Kanye West. “Love those guys!”…
League officials were confused in the aftermath of the Super Bowl when they couldn’t find Tom Brady, until they were informed he’d taken off as soon as the score was final. “He said to tell…
Saying he was not to be disturbed as policy briefings were critical to a well-informed functioning executive, President Trump settled down to his daily briefing by senior advisor Sean Hannity. “I listen to my briefings…
The arctic chill is coming and it’s as real as store-bought pierogies are bad. Make sure you’re prepared by following Breaking Burgh’s top tips for surviving a polar vortex. Don’t buy milk, bread or toilet…
CBS has announced parts of its fall lineup, with the most notable new entry being a Games of Thrones spin-off made in collaboration with HBO studios. “G.O.T. Los Angeles will see your favorite characters solving…
With Pittsburgh wondering exactly what happened to the snowmageddon they were so eagerly looking forward to this weekend, local station WTAE said it was switching up its forecasting method in a bid to be more…
Netflix has a new hit on its hands, Tidying Up with Marie Kondo, that Americans simply can’t get enough of. “Her tips are so great – especially the one about clearing out musty old books…
Vladimir Putin may have not officially visited the United States during the current administration yet, but it was learned today he was already here in late 2018 to film an episode of the popular CBS…
(Helsinki, Finland) Though their one-on-one meeting was meant to private, details of the encounter between President Trump and Russian Premier Putin have been leaked by a translator who was present and who has since fallen…
President Trump today released the names of two more people he is issuing pardons for. Regarding his decision to pardon Walter White of New Mexico, Trump spoke of the difficulties he faced in his life….
As the fallout from ABC’s cancellation of the sitcom Roseanne continues, its eponymous star is receiving support from historians in her claim that the racist tweets she sent were the result of Ambien. “While we…
In a first for the US executive branch, a sitting President has ordered the cable channel C-SPAN to pick up a TV show cancelled by one of the major networks. Saying he could not let…
The world’s leading physicists today announced that reality does not exist after all, and the observed universe we appear to inhabit and experience is in fact a Black Mirror episode playing out in a higher…
The advertising department of Fox News has requested that its sponsors be very clear during their angry phone calls which of its shows they are pulling ads from, as it’s getting hard to keep track….
CBS is saying it is pleased with the viewing figures it received for its 60 minutes interview of Stormy Daniels by Anderson Cooper, though a backlash may be looming after Nielsen figures reveal many were…
Following claims by multiple people, including Omarosa, that ‘Scary’ Mike Pence thinks Jesus is talking to him, the Son of Man himself has weighed in on the matter to make clear he is not giving…
The Philadelphia Eagles were not the only winners on Sunday night, as a bold imaginative commercial ‘Blank Screen’ won the crown of greatest ever Super Bowl ad, toppling the late Steve Jobs’ ‘Think Different’ ad…
Following up on President Trump’s pledge to allow Robert Mueller to question him, the White House today outlined a number of conditions that would have to be met before it could happen. “The President insists…
In the latest White House shakeup, which usually involves people leaving rather than joining, a new appointee is rapidly commanding his own power base. “He’s already as influential as Steve Bannon once was.” Cousin Oliver,…