In a dramatic announcement, the White House has announced an urgent effort to prevent a ‘terrible tsumani of evictions’ predicted in the coming weeks and months. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany explained that President Trump had…
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In exciting news for Christians everywhere, the FOX News channel is to air a stunning newly discovered documentary on the life of Jesus Christ. Comprised in large part of amazing ‘found footage’ depicting the actual…
Fans of ‘Coronavirus Task Force’ have reason to celebrate today as the White House announced the popular show is to be renewed despite an earlier decision to cancel it. Executive producer Donald J Trump said…
Following rampant speculation that he was in a vegetative state or even dead, Kim Jong Un has returned to public life after being seen opening a fertilizer plant. The ruthless despot explained the reason behind…
Local radio personality and African-American-career-development-expert Wendy Bell has stirred up controversy yet again by saying the damage to the economy due to the coronavirus shutdown is not worth the lives of some old or otherwise…
CBS executives have announced an exciting new sitcom featuring Mike Bloomberg and Rod Blagojevich to be rushed into production called ‘OWNED’. They expect it to be rapidly embraced by the viewing public as one of…
President Trump today released the names of two more people he is issuing pardons for. Regarding his decision to pardon Walter White of New Mexico, Trump spoke of the difficulties he faced in his life….
After sucessfully forcing Hallmark to pull ads featuring a lesbian couple from its channel, a Conservative group says it next plans to target the traditional formula of Hallmark movies which contains elements it considers ‘deeply…
Fans of the Peloton exercise bike ad will have more to look forward shortly – so as long as they have Netflix. The media platform has announced they have signed the turbalent couple to a…
The White House has confirmed that President Trump will undergo a medical evaluation this coming week to address concerns that he has health problems. The thorough physical will be performed by a Dr. Nicholas Riviera….
In response to growing pressure, the United States Government is to stop celebrating Columbus Day. The traditional October holiday falling on the second Monday will now be known as Columbo Day, when the affable TV…
Vladimir Putin may have not officially visited the United States during the current administration yet, but it was learned today he was already here briefly to film an episode of the popular CBS reality show,…
Following its enormous success at the Emmys, it seems everyone has Chernobyl fever these days, and the comedy department at CBS has taken notice. “Look forward to ‘Meet The Kalaskys’ coming this spring to your…
The 2020 Census will not feature a controversial question about citizenship, though there are fears other questions that will be asked are designed to identify who is a Trump supporter and who isn’t. Questions to…
With the G20 summit over, some of the more unusual happenings are now being discussed by World Leaders. French President Emmanuel Marcon said perhaps the strangest of all was the appearance of Phoebe Buffay at…
As its eight season gets underway, fans of Games Of Thrones are accusing the show of ‘jumping the shark’ after a band of traveling troubadours from Yi Ti were introduced who were obviously the K-Pop…
President Trump has repeated his call for a state-run TV channel pumping out his message, to counter what he describes as the Fake News put out by CNN. While many argue that would be harmful…
Netflix said today it will not be airing the latest episode of Tidying Up in which Peaches, GA, resident Paige Philips physically ejected tidying professional Marie Kondo from her three-bedroom home. “I was just following…
President Trump teased the press with details of his State Of The Union address this morning, revealing there would be stirring invective and a half-time show featuring Ted Nugent and Kanye West. “Love those guys!”…
League officials were confused in the aftermath of the Super Bowl when they couldn’t find Tom Brady, until they were informed he’d taken off as soon as the score was final. “He said to tell…