Following up on President Trump’s pledge to allow Robert Mueller to question him, the White House today outlined a number of conditions that would have to be met before it could happen. “The President insists…
In the latest White House shakeup, which usually involves people leaving rather than joining, a new appointee is rapidly commanding his own power base. “He’s already as influential as Steve Bannon once was.” Cousin Oliver,…
Viewers of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS were left reeling after being exposed to a guest, Rose McGowan, who caused huge pain and distress with her conduct. “She was talking like… like……
Congressman Trey Gowdy has announced he is leaving politics to follow a career path he feels he is better suited to by time traveling back to the 1980s to be a villain in cheesy action…
In yet another first, the White House has announced that this year’s State of the Union address by President Trump will be exclusively available on Pay-Per-View. “For those who don’t know what that is, it’s…
NBC comedy sketch Saturday Night Live has dismissed its entire writing staff and is not planning to replace them. Executives said it was not about their quality, which they insist is very high. “It’s simply…
The White House has confirmed that President Trump will undergo a medical evaluation this coming week, to be performed by a Dr. Nicholas Riviera. “Hi Everybody!” Dr. Riviera, who is quite well know to a…
Even since her performance at the Golden Globes, the prospect of an Oprah Winfrey Presidency has been gaining steam. However general enthusiasm turned to unbridled horror at where this could potentially lead. “What if she…
The Golden Globes have entered the world of Presidential politics following a speech by Oprah Winfrey that has spurred rampant speculation about a White House bid in 2020. “Clearly there’s a desire to have a…
As word spread that a former star of The Apprentice had been permanently booted out of the White House, crowds gathered in celebrations across the globe in scenes not witnessed since the end of World…
Fired Today Show host Matt Lauer says he is ‘soul searching’ following his dramatic fall from grace in recent days, and is also trying to find the resolve to undertake the difficult task of explaining…
President Trump clarified his position on the 2005 Access Hollywood tape today by denying it’s him on tape, or that there was a tape, or a program called Access Hollywood. “You must be thinking of…
Matt Lauer has been let go from the Today Show, after allegations surfaced that he exploited his considerable power at the network to engage in lewd behavior and sexually harass female staff. But some worry…
The question of whether Donald Trump will be Person of the Year once again has been put to rest after Time Magazine revealed this year’s choice – Nelson from the TV show “The Simpsons” Despite…
The writers of House Of Cards Season 6 say they have successfully reworked the remaining story arc after realizing the success of Twin Peaks: The Return demonstrated that audiences were prepared to accept far stranger…
After teasing people over who he would appoint as the next Chair of the Federal Reserve System for days, President Trump has announced that Mr. Burns, who had privately expressed interest in the role, is…
House Of Cards has been cancelled! However you feel about the reasons why, this has created a hole where a beloved over-the-top political drama about an amoral monster used to be. But fear not –…
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announced earlier today that it is embarking on an urgent mission to try to save Pittsburgh after learning about its plight from a recent episode of ‘Parts Unknown’ that…
The City of Pittsburgh is up in arms following the airing of an episode of ‘Parts Unknown’ on CNN featuring the Steel City. Host Anthony Bourdain said he is sorry to be the cause of…
There were no surprises in the reality TV category at the Emmys where veteran star Donald Trump together with his co-creator Steven Bannon took home the award for best Reality TV program. “There was really…